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It's criminal that Gideon Nav was so clearly born to be a professional wrestler and is forced to be a sad corpse girl instead. She's meant to be a gleeful heel! Her natural habitat is performing in front of a crowd by pinning women to the mat in suggestive poses! She goes right into kayfabe in GtN and stays in it like a pro! That girl should be posting gym locker room thirst traps for the insta lesbians and she's fighting zombies instead, it's an injustice.

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honestly no wonder harrow forced ianthe to lobotomize her so she could save gideon. listen…LISTEN…if i was a secret-war-crime cult nunlet princess worshipped by my entire planet and the only person that (barely) kept me in check was my childhood nemesis—a butch a year older than me, towering over me in stature and physical prowess, and so hot it made my teeth hurt from how hard my jaw clenched in her presence, who wielded a two-handed seven-foot sword and had irritatingly huge biceps and told very lewd stupid jokes and also learned how to wield an entirely new weapon and be my bodyguard with startling accuracy in three months—only to have us finally learn to trust each other because we got invited to a magic murder mystery and then before the bubble burst i spilled the worst secret about myself that i was born because my parents murdered an entire generation and tried to Kill Her along with them and she just wouldnt die, and i told her this expecting a swift death i believed i deserved, only for her to fucking cradle me in her big butch arms and kiss me on my forehead with her soft butch mouth and just. forgive me for a shameful weight ive carried my entire life and then MAKE AN ACTUAL NECRO/CAV VOW with me despite every evil thing i have done to her……to have her tell me, in the end, bleeding and broken after putting up the most beautiful and glorious fight of her life, that she understands purpose and she understands duty and she knows loyalty more fiercely than ever now, that she knows who she is to me, that there is no her without me….to have her backed into a corner and make the ultimate sacrifice…..for me…..to recite scriptural wedding vows of eternity to me in her last wisps of soul-consciousness…..if i thought there was even a snowflake’s chance in the pyre that i could save her by turning myself into her very own locked tomb, i’d be begging ianthe tridentweirdius to crack my skull open and turn me to mush too, goddamn. i understand you harrowhark girl you don’t have to explain a thing to me. god said you couldn’t undo the lyctor’s bond bc it’d kill you. you told god and his angels that not even a lyctor’s bond could outshine the power of female spite and lesbianism and they didn’t listen. they didn’t believe you. but i heard you loud and clear and i was 17 and hormonal and hopelessly romantic not too long ago unlike those fucking dinosaurs and i’m saying it’s valid it’s what i would have done and really everyone should be thanking you for not being worse and more wretched about it, all things considered

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I dunno guys, it's starting to feel like it's not our time OR our year

#reblogging this again bc its relevant #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #ahhhh

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I hope this email finds you before I do

#shrugs

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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀

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I dunno guys, it's starting to feel like it's not our time OR our year

#fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are going THROUGH IT

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so many of you are so wack about kristen applebees

she is a teenager from an abusive cult home, and that influences her choices in very understandable ways. we can clearly see the influence of her raising in her actions! and feel for her in making them!

and ALSO being from an abusive home can make you prone to making some REAL fucked up decisions that affect and hurt other people (including people who have truly nothing to do with the abuse you faced originally).

it feels clear to me that that's going to be part of kristen's journey this season, and i think some of y'all are going to have a bad time because you've decided to die on the hill of "kristen can do no wrong" or the hill of "kristen is evil".

try loving a character by understanding why they're fucking up and also looking forward to them having to learn from their mistakes, it's fun it's freeing it's a good time even

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Saint of mystery and doubt

#i love i love i love #fhjy spoilers

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West Lake, Hangzhou, China by Lanvenf

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the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder

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Things the adult rating should mean:

The most fucked up horror you've ever seen. Like Gravity Falls was ultimately limited by its status as a kids show but now that rating is gone. Give me Northwest Mansion Mystery times a thousand. Give me BLOOD give me GUTS give me THE WHOLE HORRIFIC BIPPER THING REVEALED IN THE BOOKS GIVE ME ALL OF THAT AND MORE GIVE ME BODY HORROR ALEX

Bill can say fuck

#i am screaming i am howling at the moon #im chewing on drywall #gravity falls #this is insane om so freaking excited

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~mysterious cat~

#dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #this is how im coping

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UM omfg?? Not a All Star Parody about TERRYS DEATH?? ANTHONY I JUST WANNA TALK--

#dndads spoilers #whyyyyyyy

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