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the bus to itself every time you press the button:

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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both trots are valid ALL BUCKAROOS WELCOME

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what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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A solar eclipse and the Milky  Way seen from the ISS

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actually how am i supposed to carry on after reading "the only one who had any chance was andrew, who threw himself out of his goal like all of hell was on his heels." LIKE ALL OF HELL WAS ON HIS HEELS. im going crazy

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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Cat after all.

(Source)

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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OH MY GOD NEW PAINTINGS!!! BY ZETTERSTRAND!!!! WAAAAAA

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck