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[thingnumber-two]

Did you get yelled at for trying to bug them again?

McGonagall seems to be a lot busier than I remember.

So do the house elves.

#ohey your wish is my command so like #less handsome me

[thingnumber-two]

Swag? Please stop travelling overseas. Please.  Of course, how could I forget. I trust there were other interesting things in Argentina besides the women, which by the way I demand to see pictures of?

Back at that Hogwarts flow.

#ohellu :D #he said cant stay with a dame for too long and lorcan immediately though bUT WHAT ABOUT CHARLOTTE #KJLHGKJSEHLKJ5HREFDK #CRY #less handsome me #also ignore the text

[thingnumber-two]

'Scuse me, I always had cahones, you just never shut up long enough for me to show them off. Oh yeah, and what exactly happened to this Argentina girl?

Back at that Hogwarts flow.

#less handsome me #cOME ON LY HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL TAG OK XD #im crying cause canon characters that actually get along *high fives u*

[thingnumber-two]

getting overly excited to be able to put a link behind the "thing 1" tag on lorc's page nbd

#livin la vida shyma

[thingnumber-two]

Oof-yeah, yeah I missed your less handsome face too. It felt a little funny saying marco and then having people around me just judge me instead of anyone replying.

Back at that Hogwarts flow.

#yAY :D #less handsome me #also dont mind me i just have this headcanon that they just randomly marco polo sometimes off the top of their lungs #just cause #scamanders do wat they want #XD

[thingnumber-two]

There are so many gross images in my head right now but by the way you're hyping up this hug I'm going it's gonna make those images go far, far away.

Back at that Hogwarts flow.

#yes good come back to me im sbo #sob #sOB. #less handsome me #also there are no mitch hug gifs D:

[thingnumber-two]

About half way into the semester? Good going, bro?

Back at that Hogwarts flow.

I can dig it.

#i #AM #FUCKING #SCREECHING #less handsome me

[thingnumber-two]

Blue. But not just any blue like a cerulean blue. I love it. Glad we've got an identifying method now. I'd give you one too but, well you're just one person so no problem there.

No problem, glad I could be of assistance.

I see. Maybe I should write all this stuff down. Oh, I know! You should tell me your favourite colour so that we can use it as a code word or something- like, whenever I see you or your brother I’ll say it and see which one of you reacts to it by saying my favourite colour.

You’re very kind. Thank you for saying that, it just made my day.

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

It is indeed. Yeah, we usually keep our hair different, uh we do act different if you can pick that up although if you run into him and call him Lorcan he might try to mess with you. If it makes you feel any better, if it is me that you run into I'll let you know immediately.

Aw, well don't worry about it, I think it's nice that you are the way you are. And if people tell you any different you don't need to be around them anyway. 

It must be very interesting to have him as a twin. At least you’ll always be on your toes then. Now I’m scared I might mistake him for you- there must be something different about you that can help me tell you two apart.

Maybe. I’ve been told I scare people away because I’m too touchy feely right off the bat, so I’ve been trying to lay off a bit.

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

Maybe. I dunno, he's pretty popular around here for throwing parties and being social. It's fun being his twin cause people can't tell us apart most times and it lets me take over his life for chunks at a time. It's more amusing and less psychotic than it sounds, I promise.

Something in particular that's got you off your game?

No, never heard of him before. Should I have? I’m sorry. I’m usually very good with names but lately I’ve been off my game.

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

Oh-oof. Thanks, I'd never say no to a hug so it's fine. I do have a twin, Lysander Scamander? I'm going to be very alarmed if you tell me you haven't heard of him-and a little relieved to be honest.

Lorcan’s a very nice name. You have a twin? That’s amazing! I’m going to hug you now.

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

in other news the boys wing on my floor is nearly a crisp. almost instagramed the firefighters. almost.

#livin la vida shyma

[thingnumber-two]

Sweet. Winnie, it's good to meet you, I'm Lorcan. You probably know Lysander, he's my twin brother, although I'm older, don't let him tell you any different.

I would love your help! You’re very kind. I’m Winnie by the way, and you’re awfully familiar.

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

sometimes i see pictures of colin farrel with gray hair and im just like no stop the term "old man" is just an expression stop aging pls

#this is like washington down all over again #i was like channing tatum cant play a dad wat do u think this is he's only like #OH SHIT HE'S 30+ WHEN TF DID THAT SHIT HAPPEN #life changed #livin la vida shyma

[thingnumber-two]

Absolutely! I could even help you if you want. That is assuming you don't mind getting a few tears in the dress. After all I don't think zombies think too much about keeping their outfits in tact when they go out to do their thing.

You think I really could?

#winnie

[thingnumber-two]

I think you can. Come on, there's dirt, tree bark and your dress already has that feel around the edges. Go for it, it's pretty damn original.

Oh, that would be cool! I don’t think I could pull of being a zombie though.

#everYONE I AM ERRYBODY UP IN DIS SHIT #I AM U. #winnie

[thingnumber-two]

...I'm just seeing a lot of sexy nurses and witches and witch nurses. I don't think half the people here have the intelligence to be purposefully racist so I guess you can take comfort in that and attend to make fun of them or be the one person that isn't dumb in the crowd.

You know, “sexy indian chief”, “seventies person with an afro”, “mexican”, the works. 

#pandora