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rollin
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the way Evan The Guitarist looks at Lydia
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*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower
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update: we have now been dating for over 6 months
lowkey got drunk for the first time with my crush the universe works in mysterious ways fuck
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun
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What kind of sushi is this? (via fairysoda)
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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
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Conversation
An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."
Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"
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vine
This guy’s vines are brilliant
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Modern Baseball- What If (x)
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