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Game Boy Color Promotional Demo (1998)

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i have a disgusting amount of dreams that just involve me identifying birds like i come out of my dreams with lists of birds that i saw and i was like "i know who that is. Great Blue Heron. Cedar Waxwing"

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Been a month, huh! Good morning! This year the crew's out of stasis early, haha. Darn emergency protocols. So busy busy and bustling for once!

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Eugggh. The beginning of the year is such a slog. Happy LNY's eve, though!

#I'm making a ton of food prep.

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The days sure don't get any slower the longer you sit with your laurels in the gutter, huh.

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Apparently Knives is getting "too old" for story time :/ so now I have to spend it with Sir Rufflington the Third, which usually changes his mind right quick.

#Too old to sit on my lap and read Calvin and Hobbes...what is the world coming to.

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One thing I don't miss about my crew is having to deal with Jenkins always trying to correct me concerning my own work. "Those ball bearings won't hold something that exceeds their weight limit". Okay. You have a widows peak if we're stating the obvious.

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Gooooooooooooooooooood morning!!!

#I yell this in their bedroom whenever I need em to skedaddle faster.

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@livlaughlovio replied to your post:

oh, no! you need anything? ɠ:(

​A lot of chocolate and some really good coffee.

#livlaughlovio #Haha I used to get either of those whenever stuff got tough. #Somehow drinking or eating either while you're crying makes it much better!

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Hello! ✋

#I haven't been around much. #Things have been kind of stressful.

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why dont engineers wear the little outfit

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@livlaughlovio replied to your post:

gummy plants

@stvmpedes replied to your post:

JELLY GLOBS?

Yeah! They didn't have limbs yet, or hair, or most developed major organs. After a few months they gradually grew them, and a suitable "skin", but it was more grey than flesh-colored. I can't really describe the toddler phase...but they did like to run on all fours until I taught them how to walk upright.

Around five months, their skin turned a lighter complexion similar to human flesh, and hair seemingly overnight. Looked more like how they do now. I don't think I've ever cut off so much hair, but they were insistent they wanted it to be short, so I couldn't say no.

#livlaughlovio #stvmpedes #I think it's typical that they wouldn't have an exactly human gestation period...but I thought they were very cute. #I sort of miss the little bubbling sounds they'd make.

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You know, I do have some baby pictures laying around, but the twins looked nothing like human babies when they were first born. I'd say it was closer to like...see-through jelly globs? Which were still cute, don't get me wrong, I just don't think most people would think the same.

And I'm not going to argue with a bunch of strangers about my babies, because I think it would result in a downward spiral where I would have to--not kill one of you--but maybe put you in a dark hole in the ground for a few years so you could think about what you did wrong.

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#mp3 #Been listening to this one on loop lately!

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I actually forgot my own birthday, which is pretty funny on it's own, but it's even funnier that I got reminded of it because the kids threw me a surprise party and scared the living hell out of me.

#My best guess is Knives found my employee profile while rooting around in the database. Little rascal. #I'd be mad because I Told him not to do that. But it's a little hard when they went to so much effort. #(The cake definitely wasn't edible. But don't tell him that.) #I also definitely cried for like. An hour. But we don't need to talk about that.

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Oh, right...

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Aaaah, I haven't worn clothes like that in I don't know how long. Nothing but jumpsuits and travel clothes for me.

#I DO still get to wear a big ol t-shirt for pajamas though. So not much to complain about!