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[timesabwazing]

“ SORRY BOSS!!! I’LL TRY TO KEEP IT AT A LOWER VOLUME !! “

✯ ━ ❝ Could you losers cease gibbering FOR FIVE MINUTES ?! ❞

#( chompers. ) #* proceeds to talk at max volume * #xbows

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@telekinetiq​

          It truly came as no surprise.

          She had known that an extended absence would likely cause him some distress, some alarm, some... loneliness. In truth, she loathed the idea of it as well. He was perhaps one of the most unique individuals she’d ever met, and one she’d grown quite fond of, to put it simply. Even now, as she stares on at the starry night sky, appreciating its everlasting beauty, sensing his distress and, perhaps, a bit of unexpected embarrassment...  She couldn’t help but reminisce in the times she’d do this often. The times she’d get to spend around him, whimsically speaking about trivial things that either enlightened him or distracted him from the horrible things that poisoned this world.

          Who knew that the world’s poison would soon find its way to her, driving her into the shadows, to fall into old habits once more...?

          The next time she looks at him, it’s not without a bit of remorse in her gaze. Her voice, ever soothing, speaks in such a way that almost seems to loathe what she had ended up doing, leaving him to his own devices for so long.

Time has treated you well, it would seem. I will be straightforward with you, as not to scheme. You know this by now, i can feel it in your heart.. How much it pained you, and I, to be this far apart.. 

            When she turns to him fully, her head ducks down, almost refusing to meet her gaze-- for once, the Witch of Fates feels... sadness. It permeates the air in an almost visible fog, as her long, tendril-like arm wraps around her person as if to comfort herself.

Though I know this well, with the lack of any charm, There is nothing I can do to ignore your visible harm. Please forgive me, Mewtwo, I wish to make my plea... Forgive me for the weakness of which I can not be free..

#( brigid. ) #telekinetiq #god it feels good to WRITE AGAIN

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ghostbustingreen​:

   Oh gee, that’s a rare Pokémon right there… One that doesn’t normally like people as far as Luigi was aware. Why was it staring at him like that..?

       ❝I-I’m-a real sorry if I’m-a in your territory…❞

This one... this one is unfamiliar.

A green color palette, brown hair, a very recognizable mustache, ah, she could have sworn she’s seen his face somewhere before... where could it have been?

Hmm. No matter. After all, why worry about such minute details? Surely, there is something that she doesn’t know about him that she’d very much like to know.

Perhaps it wasn’t evident at first, but she is very slowly approaching him. The closer she gets, the stronger the pressure around him, practically freezing him in place. Her eyes, though shrouded by shadow, held no malice-- after all, she’s simply curious.

What a curious fellow you are. I wonder, I wonder, do you come from a land afar? Your features, your accent, your recognizable looks... Could it be you are another tale, from another series of books~? 

#( brigid. ) #* comes closer* hi luigi #ghostbustingreen

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@ghostbustingreen​

                     . . . 

#( brigid. ) #hi luigi

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          You try to be nice one time......

          This is why it is anti-social.

#( dark samus. ) #smh can't talk with anyone in this mansion without them screaming bloody murder

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          I bet you’re wondering what ever happened to that gift box Dark Samus was holding onto, huh?

          --- oh, did you think it was coming out on Christmas? Nah. This wasn’t supposed to be a Christmas present.

          The entity’s crackling fingers slowly moved to grasp the edges of the box, curling beneath its cardboard cover to slowly pry it open. Thinking about what horrific sounds and wriggling and squelching it made before, one could only assume it to be something horrible, something only a gross, violent entity like H E R  could even fathom considering a gift. Could it be a omen, predicting another horrible year? 

           The top of the box is tossed aside, the contents of the box are revealed...

                 It’s---

                                  .... 

          Nothing.

          There’s nothing in the box except air.

                              “ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.... “

          Is this her idea of a joke? Apparently so...

#( dark samus. ) #happy new years everyone :)

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          The present box Dark Samus has not let go of for several days straight has started wriggling again.

          This time, however, the top of the box slips off. Within seconds, a thick, black tendril suddenly reaches out of the box. The moment this happens, the phazon brutally SMASHES her fist into the box, emitting a horrible, disgusting squelch sound, followed by a very pained screech that is soon smothered by the top of the gift box being secured back on.

           Back to holding the gift box!

#( dark samus. )

[timesabwazing]

... All things considered, a break from taking care of everyone during the holiday ball does sound like a reasonable enough seasonal gift.

He just hopes the fighters won’t kill each other outside of supervision.

#( wright. )

[timesabwazing]

“ I’m sure they’re probably just getting distracted by everything else happening, y’know? “ Given the daily hustle and bustle, it was rather common for everyone to leave things sitting around rather than finish completing them. Though, she simply could not disagree with her frustration... it did irritate that itty-bitty piece of cleanliness freak inside of her, and seeing the island that dirty did leave her wanting for a bit more effort from the likes of the other inhabitants.

“ Personally, I think that making a public service announcement just wouldn’t be enough. We might have to start enacting punishments to dissuade this from happening! And I think I know just the thing! “

“ We could threaten anyone who’s caught littering like that with having to handle pest control duties for a day! “

—- @timesabwazing​ liked !!

—- “ Have you seen all the DIYs that people just leave on the ground? And the weeds? It’s despicable, really. I try my best, hon, I really do, but this place constantly feels so messy, and I can’t stand it. How in the world are we supposed to maintain a good image when things like this happen, hm? Consider it a formal complaint, call it venting, whatever suits your fancy. I’m just sick of it. ”

      Glitz paces back and forth while prattling on, hand firmly on her chin. That is, until she stops, and casts a more proper glance at Isabelle. Not angry or anything, despite the furrowed brow. More-so annoyed and out of ideas.

      “ I’m breaking the bank here, Izzy. Got any bright ideas for the books? Bells talk, and I’m not hearing any chatter right now. ”

#gliitzd #absolutely terrifying #( isabelle. )

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@brxtalsimulation​ replied:  EXCUSE. EXCUSE ME.

“ Eh? Y’want somethin’, pipsqueak? Don’t waste my time. I’m tryin’ to eat. “

#( ridley. ) #ridley vc: oh ur the kid that got bullied? LMAO CRAZYYYYYYYY

[timesabwazing]

//So I had a simple SSBU-related dream; I dreamt I was watching the trailer for the 4th fighter in Fighters Pass Vol. 2... And out of literally anyone it could've been, it was Deedee from Dexter's Lab. I don't know why I was dreaming that she was next, but there she was, in action, beating up her opponents with some ballerina moves on the battlefield, and coming with a new stage based on the title laboratory.

but deedee is in smash

she just has less ‘e’s in her name

and has another ‘de’

and is actually a giant penguin man with a giant hammer

and instead of a laboratory its just a giant cave full of nothing but depression, sadness, and lava

anyways, when is bandana dee getting in here

#HASDLKDHASLKDHASKLD #wild dream nonnie thank u #Anonymous

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“ Kehheh. I like this guy. “

          You know who he’s talking about.

#( ridley. ) #ridley vc: big sword? obnoxious attitude? makes people feel awful about themselves? sounds kino

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catches it in his razor-sharp teeth and starts throttling it around like it’s luigi’s cap.

          “…………”

He’s just going to… throw an old boot at Chompers. That should satisfy his craving for shoes, for now. Hopefully.

#( chompers. ) #stop it sephiroth you're spoiling him

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oddcollection​:

  “I can’t stop you, buddy.”

 Weirdness was just a part of his life, really.

“ DIBS DIBS DIBS DIBS DIBS DIBS D - “

#( chompers. ) #you heard it here first #when sephiroth dies chompers gets his shoe

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“ SO IS THAT A YEA ON THE SHOE THING? “

  “…Sheesh.”

 A lot always happens RIGHT before the holidays, doesn’t it.

#( chompers. ) #please pacman i need to know #oddcollection

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“ ......... “

“ IF SEPHIROTH DIES, CAN I HAVE HIS SHOE? ASKIN’ FER’ A FRIEND. “

#( chompers. ) #askin for no particular reason whatsoever

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I NEED COFFEE.

#( wright. ) #wright vc: it's too early for this shit