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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

#HEARTBREAKING!!!!!

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just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others

#wish this happened to me

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#dog! #:) #his name was pipo (pee poh) #pee poe? #he was a chihuahua initially but i lost him when we moved to the USA #when i got cancer i got a replacement w the same name and he was this floppy brown TY dog with darker brown ears. very cutes #i still have him :3c

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fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

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i am,, so sorry but ive had the “gandalf big naturals” meme stuck in my head all day and you must suffer with me <3

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Gandalf Big Naturals my beloved

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putting him on here where he belongs

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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.

#okay based. #nick #i think you'd get a kick outta this

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#lets fuck this thing!

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The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

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It’s super breathtaking:

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison

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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

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need to make a distinction between "pdfs i wish id want to read" and "pdfs i want to read" and delete the first one

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd