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tinytracys · 1 hour
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You wanna take the horses or the longbow-wielding elves?
Hmm, the orcs are the most interesting aesthetically.
That’s the opposition bro. We gotta smash those.
What? They took me ages to paint!
*facepalm*
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I say let’s just charge in and crush everything that stands in our way!
You tried that last time and we were the ones that got crushed. We need to be logical about this.
Alright - we charge faster than last time.
*facepalm*
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Alan what are you whispering to those elves?
Nothing…
*raises eyebrow and taps foot*
Ok FIIIINE. It’s just a cheat code I found on a forum, should get us +3 weapon skill.
Alan… you realise this is an analogue game right? You’re not wearing your VR headset!
OH YEAH! Cool!
*continues to whisper*
Alan?
Look it’s worth a TRY isn’t it?
*facepalm*
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tinytracys · 2 days
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Excited for the music to begin…
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tinytracys · 8 days
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Come on Kayo, don’t skimp on the hot chocolate sauce!
Patience, Alan, we don’t want to be swimming in the stuff.
Speak for yourself…
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tinytracys · 9 days
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We can’t help but observe that Alan clearly isn’t learning his lesson about not Aggravating Alligators!!
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That’s right Efren, Alan is a tasty snack 😏 @misssquidtracy @drileyf @inertplanetary
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tinytracys · 9 days
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This is not ideal. Scott’s gonna be so mad..
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tinytracys · 9 days
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Friday…
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tinytracys · 10 days
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Mmmmph tongue ithhhh furry. *spits out hairball*
No rush of course - I’m totally fine - but… IS ANYONE GONNA GET ME OUT OF HERE?
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Excuse me, Giant Furry Creature, I think you’ll find this is MY incredibly-velvety-soft-blue-weighted blanket and you’re getting it all the wrong kind of fluffy!
Don’t you know who I am???
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Scott? Everything alright?
Sure, why do you ask?
Your vitals just spiked alarmingly.
I’m Fine.
Is that Fine-fine or FINE-Fine?
Change of subject… could you maybe ask Gordon to swing by when he has a moment? No rush… just… whenever…
Gordon?!
He’s got the most experience with… large creatures…
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tinytracys · 10 days
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Mmmmmmph…
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Excuse me, Giant Furry Creature, I think you’ll find this is MY incredibly-velvety-soft-blue-weighted blanket and you’re getting it all the wrong kind of fluffy!
Don’t you know who I am???
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Scott? Everything alright?
Sure, why do you ask?
Your vitals just spiked alarmingly.
I’m Fine.
Is that Fine-fine or FINE-Fine?
Change of subject… could you maybe ask Gordon to swing by when he has a moment? No rush… just… whenever…
Gordon?!
He’s got the most experience with… large creatures…
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tinytracys · 10 days
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*whispers* Virrrrrrrrg? Did Brains specify EXACTLY how strong the suits are?
Why do you ask, Scott?
I have some giant-claw-related concerns…
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Excuse me, Giant Furry Creature, I think you’ll find this is MY incredibly-velvety-soft-blue-weighted blanket and you’re getting it all the wrong kind of fluffy!
Don’t you know who I am???
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Scott? Everything alright?
Sure, why do you ask?
Your vitals just spiked alarmingly.
I’m Fine.
Is that Fine-fine or FINE-Fine?
Change of subject… could you maybe ask Gordon to swing by when he has a moment? No rush… just… whenever…
Gordon?!
He’s got the most experience with… large creatures…
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tinytracys · 10 days
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Excuse me, Giant Furry Creature, I think you’ll find this is MY incredibly-velvety-soft-blue-weighted blanket and you’re getting it all the wrong kind of fluffy!
Don’t you know who I am???
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Scott? Everything alright?
Sure, why do you ask?
Your vitals just spiked alarmingly.
I’m Fine.
Is that Fine-fine or FINE-Fine?
Change of subject… could you maybe ask Gordon to swing by when he has a moment? No rush… just… whenever…
Gordon?!
He’s got the most experience with… large creatures…
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tinytracys · 13 days
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Looks like a FABulous time!!
@cg29 is on vacation and her boys were not invited so they are having their own vacation at mine! They have been here for a week now and today everyone went to the donkey sanctuary
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@drileyf @mrmustachious @soniabigcheese @alexthefly @ak47stylegirl @m-calculus @katblu42 we had some lunch and got to see lots of donkeys
I found this super cool snail and I wanted to keep him as a pet but Parker Nessie said no. I named him Sir Slimesalot he was an awesome snail and I miss him!
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tinytracys · 14 days
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Gordon? GORDON!!!
It’s alright, John, we’re just making friends
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tinytracys · 15 days
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It was not in any respect macho.
Shut up, it was a deep and awe-inspiring yell.
Gordon is correct. I’ve heard lower-pitched dog whistles…
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*squeals in incredibly macho fashion*
Scott, it’s not that cold.
YES. IT. IS. I PROBABLY HAVE NERVE DAMAGE.
You’re wearing space-rated boots, bro…
… My frostbitten toes say otherwise.
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tinytracys · 15 days
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*squeals in incredibly macho fashion*
Scott, it’s not that cold.
YES. IT. IS. I PROBABLY HAVE NERVE DAMAGE.
You’re wearing space-rated boots, bro…
… My frostbitten toes say otherwise.
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tinytracys · 16 days
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None of the boys can resist the soft play…
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tinytracys · 16 days
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The Tinies throwing some shapes at the trampoline disco…
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tinytracys · 18 days
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Family games night was fraught with controversy as the Tracys tried to work out the guilty cat in The Crime of The Spilled Coffee…
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