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Ideal 90's/early 00's/whatever in the timeline Teen Titans team would be like. Bart irritates Wally one too many times (9 dead 100000 injured) so Wally's like "ok, I'm getting you some enrichment" and goes to Dick and says "hey, do you want to help me restart the teen titans and train some younger heroes?" Dick says "no I'm too busy sorry" and Kyle, who just happened to be near Dick at that time, says "I'll do it." Wally ignores him. Wally goes to every single member of the teen titans that has ever been. Living and dead. He begs Bloodwynd to help him necromance up some ghosts so he can ask them about co-leadership and every single one says 'im sorry, I'm too busy/dead, but I think Kyle might want to help." Wally turns around and Kyle is drinking a bubble tea and waving obnoxiously.

"Fine," says Wally, after Terra's ghost confirms that she's really too busy at ghost therapy to help. "You fucking suck and I hate you though."

"I can't wait to shape the next generation of heroes with you," says Kyle, and then spits a boba into Wally's outraged open mouth.

Unfortunately they don't get a lot of teen heroes because. Uh. Their pitch is...

"I've been a hero since I gave myself superpowers at fourteen," says Wally. "And Kyle's been a hero since an alien accidentally dropped godlike power on him while he was high in an alley! So for, like, six weeks? We both have so much experience to give to the youth."

"Thank you for bringing up the godlike power, Wallace!" says Kyle. "I can help teen heroes grapple with responsibility, and Wally can emphasize with their feelings of total inadequacy when compared to their mentors."

"I think Robin is going to stay in Gotham for now, actually," says Batman. "I think it's safer."

What they end up with is Ray Terrill (suggested by Martian Man Hunter), Slobo (turned up on their doorstep to bully Ray), Grant Emerson and Rose Wilson (Roy called Wally and was like "hey I heard you're looking for kids." Wally: "please don't phrase it like that but yes") and, obviously, Bart. Kyle looks upon what he has wrought and wonders of maybe he's taken this bit slightly too far but he's trapped now. He's fucking trapped. He can't leave without making everyone think Wally is a better leader than him. "YOU BABY TRAPPED ME INTO A LOVELESS MARRIAGE," he screams at Wally, who, one arm around Bart and the other around Slobo as they try and bite each other's hair off (bonding) screams back, "JUST STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC I AK BEGGING YOU JUST STOP SAYING WEIRD SHIT"

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🕯.

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🕯 prayer circle 🕯

🕯 for a housing 🕯

🕯 market 🕯

🕯 collapse 🕯

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick

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anyone want pics of my holes?

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I want the fam to find out about Gun Batman and while everyone else is astonished about poor Timmy Jason’s entire reaction is just shouting repeatedly at the top of his lungs I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU LIL DUDE’S ALWAYS RIGHT ON THE FUCKING EDGE I TOLD YOU, IM NOT THE CRAZY ONE HE IS

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If you could reblog for a bigger sample size, I'd appreciate it!

#soft-drink #or just the name of the drink brand #like coke or lift or solo of whatever #I’m Australian if that makes any of that clearer lol

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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

#I mean #same #that just sounds like a particularly zonked tumblrian #honestly sounds like something a friend of mine would say 1000%

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#I’d like to say I’ve matured past my Harry Potter stage as a trans adult #and I will fuck JK Rowling she’s a holocaust denier and a bitch to boot #however is was like 8 and I’d just discovered what reading was #of course I was drawn to the magical crap she was peddling and I’ve done a lot of unlearning and relearning #anyway all TERFS are cunts and they can fucking fight me and day of the week

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As someone who’s personally moved like 5 times in big cross-country moves it’s fascinating seeing what people have to say about this stuff.

Reblog for bigger sample sizes but also if your comfortable tell me about ur experiences ♥️♥️

#tumblr polls #polls #hometown #nostalgia #I’m Australian btw so I guess my definition of cross country is pretty wild lmao

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Obligatory reference to sample size.

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EVERYONE EVERYONE look

THANK YOU THAT'S ALL :D

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i asked the server to help me out with this and we kinda went overboard lmao