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Bad situation starters. Send "How'd we get in this mess?" and I'll generate a number between 1-25

#meme sunday

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dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞  ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞  ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

#meme sunday

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Chin in hand, Doflamingo turns in his seat to face the strange-looking girl speaking to him. Horns, sharp teeth, gills; she somewhat resembles a fishman. The way she speaks, her questions, makes him snicker. What an odd sort of place.

“ Custom-made. “ he tells her, voice careful but still amused, “ Have a question for you too --- Are you from around here? “

He’s banking on a no, but its a start.

@titiriteros liked for a starter!

     You were nearly aghast. You didn’t expect humans of all things to be as ripped as this guy, or be AS flamboyant about it. But you were mostly focused on the coat of the stranger, it reminded you of a dream you had as a grub. Wherein you were standing ontop a pile of gold while wearing a similar coat while clutching a golden trident covered in jewels.

[ ♓ ] MEENAH: yo dude w/ the duds [ ♓ ] MEENAH: mind if i ask [ ♓ ] MEENAH: whered you get that sweet bass coat [ ♓ ] MEENAH: just curious

#.meenah 01. #trident kind

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new phone who dis

titiriteros started following you

Hey, Doffy. I love you but stay away from Law, thanks!

#quietisme #lil bro u silly

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what would you do if dicks could scream?

> Implying my cock isn’t yodeling as we speak.

#nsfw text #dammit terrah #Anonymous

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[/edges closer quietly]

@titiriteros @notarealflamingo

[/Makes uncomfortable noises while edging slowly away tbh]

#heartpiratesorca #non ca #doffy please. doffy no

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Hello~ Doflamingo you are amazing~

“ Go on. “

#hehehehe #thank you this is cute it makes doffy very happy #yessweetgirl3love

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He’s so fucking easy.

Doflamingo starts laughing again, derision heavy in the sounds; he nearly wants to pet at the older man’s head simply as a show of disrespect. This disrespect is not indicative of his actual feelings, however --- he finds Crocodile to be worthy, it just doesn’t stop him from pretending.

“ Not quite, but thanks for trying. ” he changes track, lowers his chin more so as to see the other better, “ How long have you been here, Sir? “

It takes everything in him not to say sir as derisively as he had laughed.

nobody.

Even as he hears his name, he’s headed to walking past him, a rude gesture as he’s aware but it’s not like he’s an extremely polite person, himself. But as he hears him utter the word better, he pauses, turning his head towards the other. Better? Ha! As if. His form starts chipping away, working from top to bottom as the individual grains quickly gather in front of Doflamingo.

The last bit forms his head, an unamused look on his face as he sizes him up, straightening his coat with a firm pull against the edge.

“Please.” The scarred man starts, rolling his eyes. “Of all people, you think you’re better? You’re scrap at very best, just like that idiot Teach.”

#sandsfromscars #.crocodile 01. #HHGHDBKJ #crocodile no!!!!!!!! dont u compare the king to teach!!!!!!!!

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I feel bad for having to ask, but what does that third hover circle on your page mean?

it means i’m playing doflamingo as transgender / outside of the gender binary --- they consider themself as being not really a man or a woman; only slightly male. if you need further clarification, feel free to ask!

#ca shit #Anonymous

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so this is a brand-new-ish donquixote doflamingo RP blog that’s affiliated with citta alveare but i’m also very indie friendly! citta threads take precedence but i’m more than happy to thread with indies.

reblog this humble self-promo post if you please, i’d like more people to interact with!

#one piece rp #one piece roleplay #huehue

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the people want to know: how do you feel about the tongue on neck situation?

They are actually touch-repulsed at the moment and pretty disgusted. But they are also a dirty liar.

“ He’s cute when he’s flustered. “

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“ Love that shade of red on you, Croco-man. “

[Now he’s getting real worked up] “stOP CALLING ME CROCO-MAN” [Glares up at him]

#hhhgfbhjfkbhjds #sandsfromscars

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“ By our powers combined, we can make Crocodile turn a shade of red the likes of which the New World has never seen. “

#attack!!!! #im so sorry fbkjfbdskh

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“ You look like you’re going to have a damn hernia over this coat, Croco-man. “

“You wear a feathery pink overcoat 24/7 because it goes with your name you damn flamingo.”

#sandsfromscars #save these assholes from themselves

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“ Pretty bold to talk about tacky fashion sense when you wore an orange plaid vest, once. “

#sandsfromscars #im so sorry ignore me

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It takes a lot more effort than Sir Crocodile is putting forth to escape Doflamingo’s gaze; the very attempt at rushing past him like they don’t know one another makes him laugh. Its quiet and under his breath and maybe someone might have figured that he didn’t even notice the other Shichibukai. He figures Crocodile probably does, indeed, know that he’s been spotted once he laughs.

He stops, beckons.

“ Oi, Croco-man. Don’t tell me that Impel Down and the New World beat out of you any semblance of manners. Come say hello to your betters. “ he continues, “ Or is it this place that wrung it out of you? “

nobody.

Crocodile had since become accustomed to the city. He always caught onto things quickly whether it be surroundings, situations, people, you name it- things just came and stuck quickly with him if he took the time to actually look at it rather than brush it off as he was known to do in the past.

Strolling through the streets, he paused upon seeing a familiar figure, one not exactly on the friend or foe line. Damn, and just when he thought he’d be one of the taller of the residents.

He ducks his head, flicking the furred collar of his coat as his pace begins to hasten, a feeble attempt at avoiding the fellow Shichibukai. At least, before they revoked that title from him. He releases a grumble, teeth bearing into his cigar as he rolls his eyes at the taller man’s attitude in being placed in such a city. How predictable.

#.crocodile 01. #sandsfromscars #wooohooooooooo it begins

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titty riteros is my epithet, baby

#jesus christ claire #berserkertype