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I actually neeeed to lay my eggs in you it's a medical hazard if you don't let me it hurts really bad :(

#don't worry. you don't need to have a reason. go right ahead

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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robodog desires: a cage with a wireless charging pad at the bottom/built in, so that's where i'm sent to 'sleep' each night so i can wake up fully charged and happily caged

#like... imagine......... #robodog #signal broadcast 📺

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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mutuals let me in

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thanks for trusting me enough to let me bite you, it means a lot to me, i promise i'll be ge[kill shakes] fuck sorry i [kill shakes] sorry oh my god i just [kill shakes][kill shakes] i have no idea where that came from are you o[kill shakes] okay?? i[kill shakes]

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Gotta spell out s-t-r-a-p in front of me or I’ll lose my mind and start barking

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thanks dude but i think i got this covered

#tbt to one of my college radio classes #when my prof was playing examples of bad radio ads (that were real and aired at a station) #and one of them was a mechanic ad where the joke was is was all sexual innuendos #and it included the line 'blow a tranny' #and i fully was not paying attention so i didn't hear it #but i kid you not every head in the class turned to look at me to see my reaction #sorry everyone i was spaced out so my reaction was just [blink blink]

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Honcho (1984) - Vol.6 N10

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i love the word snuffbait. like you're begging me to kill you just by existing lol

#:3 #hard.core

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I love clean boots, I love dirty boots, let me lick your boots clean

#RLY GOOD

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*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out