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social skills training by Solmaz Sharif

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i've wanted a plush of Babbit since i first watched Kodocha when i was 12, and it only occurred to me recently that i should just make one of him... so i did! and i made a tutorial (and released the sewing pattern) in case anyone else wants to make a Babbit plush too ;w;

oh! and he's also got a squeaker inside of him. u can see that in this totally-inconspicuously-titled video

#so cute

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So APPARENTLY its "not appropriate" to compliment my BEAUTIFUL WIFE when she shows me her titties.

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mistreating him

#petting him tuesdat

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any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible

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uses my evil sex mind control powers to make you come cuddle comfy in bed

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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#in the hospital as a kid probably like a week? #outside of that though probably like three days? #i have really straight low porosity hair so oil does not absorb it just sits on my head #and is a sensory nightmare #ftr i have tried all the hair training things they don’t work lol #i wash it every other day.

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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

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could post like “taylor swift sleeps upside down like a bat and travis kelce feeds her mashed fruit insects and sugar water with a medicine pipette” and inevitably one of the internet’s venerable hall monitors will be like “excuse me? THIS isn’t true. Hmmmmm, i wonder if people would even believe this if the OP said it about a MAN” well i wouldn’t say it about a man because there aren’t any men who do that it’s literally just her. Duh

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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

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Two mimir… sleepy Rivastraut 👛☁️

#cuuuuuuute

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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