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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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I don’t care if he looks higher than a kite, his eyes are just so pretty to me…”Oh, you find that thing attractive?! How-“ Stfu Carol, he’s beautiful to me, okay?? 🤦🏿‍♀️ okay… And about babes hair, I will admit the back is very…Uh, unappealing. But the front?? Uggh, to me personally he’s really pulling it off! It looks so thick, and soft, and bouncy! And his ears are so cute, and fluffy!! Omfg! I love this man. I am not awaiting to this day this man gets his downfall, Vivzie, girl if you can hear me…PLEASE DONT KILL HIM OFF!! 😭 🙏

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I feel called out bro

Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died

Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what

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i'm bored and shamelessly curious so i made a quiz:

which of my blorbos are you?

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have this

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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#they begged that drifter begged him please as he raised his fist before he spoke #I am the righteous hand of god #and I am the devil that you forgot #and I told you one day you will see #that I’ll be back I guarantee #and that hells comin #hells comin #hell #hells cominnnnn with me!

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reading lips is above my pay grade

A little wip for an upcoming animatic...

Can you guess what she's saying?

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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

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lol my fallout au we needed Alastor saying this to Charlie, so I did. Her design is not final but meh.

#yes yes yes yes yes

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Is there a link to your discord?

There was…. until the Incident.

#HELLO??? #THE INCIDENT??? #YOU CANT LEAVE US HANGIN LIKE THIS

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Charlie: Alastor.

Alastor: uh-oh. “Alastor” in B-flat.

Alastor: you’re disappointed.

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What do conductors even do like actually

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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THIS IS LITERALLY MY PHONE BACKGROUND???

the water reflection of the bridge