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How did she know?

Sorry for this huge shitpost, but those were exactly my thoughts when I saw Prime in this scene! Prime and his weird AND touchy relationship with his clones. This is a sick fu**ing cult! And I certainly don’t want to get into detail but he’s a narcissistic jerk and I bet there’s nothing more attractive to him than those cloned versions of himself! XD

I bet he looks at his clones and thinks: „Bloody hell my ass is looking damn hot“

And I also bet if She-Ra wasn’t age-rating 6 Adora would have said that! Or anyone elsexDD

Hope you enjoy!:3

#yup

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Found on the circuit board of a guitar pedal

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sorry for the inactivity fellas!! ive finally finished my tarot deck so i will be uploading all my cards here

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Commissioned from the lovely @calicobarbarian who is always a joy to work with.

Is Catra a werecat? Transformed by a curse to look like that until she finds True Love and then starting that way despite clearly vibing with Glimmer? Who knows, who cares, it's good fun, and Glimmer is having the time of her life riding naked into battle and watching her enemies scatter in terror.

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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exactly

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In the event that you need an emergency moth to improve your week and see you into the weekend... Please enjoy this incredibly fluffy and delightful beast, captured by the late great Andreas Kay in Ecuador

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

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not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

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A garment fit for the Emperor of the Known Universe. Kaarija knows how to dress up ♪

Subtitle: "These Europeans know how to party." (His words)

The whole show is brought on to Space, and become intergalactic show. It is sponsored by mountain Dew.

Glory be to Horde Prime.

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Behooold

Behoooold, the Lost Legend of Olden Days,

The Legend, of the Farting Moon.

It is said that, in times unremembered, unnamed and unnicknamed, the moon did not just stay wide eyed, in orbit.

It is said, that the moon used to, every so often, release a Royal Fart. And that, wherever that August Gas was pointing, was the Direction of where Eyes, and Ears, should set Attention.

It is said, that New Moon, on the Land Where the Moon Did Not Remain Wide Eyed In Orbit, did not exist. It is said, that it bore, a name, other.

It is now remembered as The Farting Moon.

But the moon, in its farting Majesty, one day, farted so high, and so mightily, that it, from its own home world, was removed.

In short, it farted so high and proud and powerful, that it derailed from its orbit.

Thus, is told, since centuries and times unremembered, unnamed, and unnicknamed, the Legend, of the Farting Moon.

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Please! (a Tale, and a Symphony)

Watercolour, alcohol marker, and pigment ink on paper.

In the arms of the Storm. Better be caught in the Turmoil, than feel nothing at all ♪▲

A Yearning, and a Refusal – to be Seen. A Mirror to conceal, Who has once, been.

Those Delights, that You have named “Sin” Do they not ease the Turmoil, within?

It matters not, what it can only mean, Why I lose, and You always win,

For as my Hearts and Mind madly spin,

Where You end, and where I begin, Has no more meaning, when I let You in. - Daffodil of the Storm, 2022.

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Yaaaay! It turns out I'm doing stuff all the time! :D

inaction fans when they find out making no choice is a choice in and of itself

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the fact that joker needs batman more than he needs joker is a very interesting factor of batjokes, makes me bitter as fuck (pardon my language), but still, a very interesting part of their relationship.

never have i thought that batman and joker's relationship would hit so close to home for me. in one of your posts ive seen someone mention that joker loves but hates batman for that exact reason and man. why did they make joker so damn relatable.

Yeah, it's definitely a conflict on Joker's part, which tends to get a bit overlooked in fandom. Joker is obsessed with, and in love, with Batman -- but he doesn't always like it. He's been trying to kill the guy and telling him he hates him, almost as frequently as he's told him he loves him. But yeah, both me and @lankylordoflevity have discussed this somewhere in my asks before.

But you know, while Joker does undoubtebly need Bruce more... his love for Bruce is a lifeline in many ways. His obsession with Batman gave him a purpose, kept him alive after he fell into the acid vat; his love is everything he has that matters, but it's so all-encompassing because he's got absolutely nothing else. Joker doesn't have a family, or any kind of moral rules, or anything that important to him. While Joker is conflicted about his dependence on Batman's existence, at the end of the day, to him... this love gives much more than it takes away.

But Bruce stands to lose so much. His inability to let Joker go has caused so much harm already. He's made some very questionable choices over time, among which him nearly killing Jason at the end of UtRH to save Joker's life is probably the biggest. His relationship with Jason suffered as a result; all of his relationships suffer from it, one way or another. After being shot in the spine, Barbara had to hear that Batman was seen laughing together with the man who shot her. Over the years, she had to watch Bruce go out of his way to save Joker's life, even when she asked him not to, even when it would've not contradicted Bruce's rules to let Joker die. His relationship with Joker was a big obstacle even in his relationship with Selina; that's kind of the plot of Batman/Catwoman. And this is something Snyder saw too -- how difficult this pattern of Bruce's is to overlook, and how hard the Batfamily avoids addressing it. Death of the Family is literally about the impact of Bruce's selfish and reckless actions regarding Joker on the Family, and the understandable rift that follows when they can't help but realize Joker wasn't wrong. Because the reality is, Bruce has saved Joker's life so many times and in such ridiculous conditions at this point that it's baffling. And what Joker keeps doing after is more murder, more destruction, and worst of all: he keeps being a danger to all the people Bruce loves. Yet Bruce can't find it in him to genuinely let him die.

I guess, what I mean is, Bruce is the one to suffer the biggest consequences for his side of things. Hundreds of deaths, untold destruction, the eternal possibility of Joker crossing another line and killing more of his Family. Joker may need Batman more because he's got nothing else... but how many more excuses can Bruce come up with, to himself and to others, for the fact he keeps risking so much to keep Joker alive? In the end, what's crazier? Needing someone so badly that loving them is barely a choice, or choosing someone again and again no matter the costs while claiming you don't love them?

Don't know if that helps with the bitterness, Anon. Kind of ended up going off with my own thoughts about this. But for me a fascinating part of Batjokes is Bruce's own side of things, that often gets dismissed as him not reciprocating, or him being less invested. Joker is loud and vocal about his love, and it's easy to take him on his word; when actually, Joker would be the first to balk at the idea of a relationship that involved anything other than violence. Bruce is vocal about his hatred for Joker and his wish that Joker would die, but his actions contradict that time and time again; when he's the one to reach out and the one to keep Joker alive, even when Joker himself is trying his damndest to die. As the villain, if someone else murders him, or if Bruce snaps and kills him, Joker... wins. It's what he wants. But Bruce loses when he keeps Joker alive, and he'd lose himself if he finally murdered Joker.

One way or the other, Bruce always loses.

#one professes love and acts out destruction while the other professes hatred but acts out protection #never thought to compare which needs the other more because it doesn't matter - they can't quit each other either way #i will always love these two