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I am so thirsty for Megatron rn. I just see a reformed evil man turn into captain doofus mc sensitive and I froth. But imagine being Megatron’s human and he just carries you everywhere. Fingering his human as a fidget toy, licking on them as a snack, and everyone is fucking jealous becuase why does warcrime mcgrime get to garnish his energon with human pussy???

I’d honestly think Megatron would take fantastic care of his human and loves brushing their hair or bathing them.

Dear lord to be used as a fleshlight by Megatron

Brb wailing yearning creaming screaming and cumming thinking about being Megatron’s pet human fucktoy

You are so real for this anon!!!!!!!!

Megatron can both be a monster in bed and take great care of his pet at the same time, it’s the best of both worlds <333 treated right in both ways HHSHSHDH

Megatron would love you as his beloved personal fucktoy. Sliding you up and down his spike over and over like a flashlight— you had learned to take his girth well after much practice. And after he overloads, he cleans you up himself, washing you clean with his massive hands, far gentler than you’d ever expect from the former warlord <333

#transfomers #i need this i am screaming

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To add onto the human chaser ask—

I bet it was Rodimus who got his human to squirt and now bots are trying to make their human squirt like fucking lemons into their drinks.

(That is until Ultra Magnus slipped in a suspicious puddle and now Swerve has to have the squirt mop on standby absdhdhd)

Megatron having his human grind on the edge of his cup before he drinks, chilling in Drifts’ drink like a little hot tub

Oh my god y’all are killing me these are so good

DHDGDDHD the fucking squirt mop 😭 BAHAHAH

But hooghhh my god imagining Megatron’s large, thick fingers pinching his human’s torso as he drags their wet lower lips along the rim of his glass as if he were garnishing it. Drift’s human floating in his drink, just dreading the moment the samurai raises the glass to his lips. ooughhhh

#transfomers

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Do you know Russian Roulette? I just had the thought of mechs in Swerve's bar passing a human around licking them until one mech gets a mouth full of lubricant then that bot is out and the next round starts -breakdown anon

Oh my god that’s genius SHDGDHDH they’d totally do that as a game. Last bot left doesn’t have to pay for drinks the rest of the night

#transfomers

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I saw that Swerve dream post and it got me thinking of bots doing shots then licking a stripe up their human’s vagina as a chaser. Like being passed around for shots at Swerve’s bar ❤️🫦❤️

FVCKDKSXJD OH HELL YEAH

Drinks just taste better with that added flavor of human lubricant, you know? At least, that’s the current rumor being spread around the bar like wildfire. Soon enough everyone’s grabbing their personal human and licking up their humans’ lubricant after a swig, and each human is left with sore, puffy lips after closing. Or if only one mech happened to bring their human, and they’re passed around like a toy by the bar top <33

#transfomers

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Humans having minibot friends is so adorable and silly to me because they’re not terribly huge compared to them, like two or three times their size maybe, so it’s like having a squishier american girl doll for your coworker

Also I like the weird sense of scale of the minibot casually speaking to a full sized mech who’s multiple times their size and just enormous, while the human whose hand they’re holding is just awed and maybe unsettled by the difference, especially if the big mech doesn’t even talk to them. Idk it’s compelling to me

WKDHDHS SQUISHY AMERICAN GIRL DOLL 😭 but yes this is so true!! And cute omg

Hooogghhh that last bit gave me a great visual.,, a minibot and human working together around the base, and the pair of them have to go to a full sized bot to get something they need for whatever assignment they’re working on. The minibot’s leading the human around, thus why the human’s holding the minibot’s hand— their hand only wrapping around one or two of minibot’s fingers, as their hand was still quite large in comparison.

The two of them stride up to the full sized bot, and the closer they get, the more the human has to reel their head back. The human mainly worked with on the human side of human-bot relations within the base, usually only seeing their minibot partner when it came to interactions with the bots. So to just stride up to one of the full sized bots so casually, the human is reminded just how large this species was. And how tiny humans really were in the sense of the universe.

“…how’s it been workin’ with the humans, by the way?” The big bot asks, snapping the human out of their daze. “I hear they can be kinda finicky.”

“Hey, I’ve got one right here with me, you know.” The minibot swings their hand forward, pulling you a little closer up to the front. The big bot’s gaze finally lands on you, blinking as if they were taken aback.

“Oh! Oh, sorry. I hadn’t even seen you there.” From there the big bot takes a knee to be polite and introduce themself, but the human’s still shocked throughout the entire rest of the conversation. The human was right there, yet the bot didn’t even notice them till the minibot pointed them out. Imagine if the bot had started walking, taking a step forward right in the human’s direction— they’d be crushed with the bot none the wiser.

The human tries not to take anymore assignments to the bot side of the base until they can process what happened HAHAHA

#transformer

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Periods, feat Knockout and Soundwave

~Knockout~

•Well first of all what the fuck is happening to you?

•He takes to the human internet and googled “copious amounts of blood leaving a human’s body, help”

•Then he is like oh this is natural and calms down

•Reads a lot about it so he can help

•Offers you heat packs and such if you’re in pain

•Is kinda weirded out by this certain biological mechanism

•Like why do you need to bleed like that? Such a weird species

•As  doctor he is interested in it though, like how can you bleed for days and be fine?

•Absolutely freaks out if you bleed through your pads or tampons or whatever cause that has to be way too much blood loss

~Soundwave~

•He doesn’t panic or anything he just does a quick search and takes the best route of action

•Kinda pampers you, but you shouldn’t expect it

•Don’t complain at him, he doesn’t like it, just be polite and state what’s wrong

•Obviously he doesn’t like to see you pain but it irritates him he can’t help much

•Bridges you to a store or pharmacy or wherever you need

•Likes to hold you

•If you accidentally bleed through and/or bleed on him, he just kinda sighs and tells you to get cleaned up

#transformers

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This is my first time making a request so- here goes nothing

Soundwave, shockwave and their s/o (poly) with just general headcanons?

Ah yesss the Waves. I’m always happy to write for simple requests like these because they’re just easy to write and also fun because I can write a lot, even though it’s such a simple request. I did human s/o since I just felt like it

•You were with Soundwave first, since he came to earth much earlier than Shockwave so you were hanging around the decepticons for quite a while already

•You were happy with Soundwave of course, but Shockwave also showed interest in you both, so you and Soundwave talked about it and decided to ask Shockwave how he felt about such an idea

•Since he was interested in you both, he of course figured it was logical to engage in such an arrangement

•You relationship is pretty scheduled if that makes sense, like you’ve arranged it so everyone gets time with everyone and stuff like that

•Shockwave doesn’t usually let you anywhere near his lab, because he doesn’t know how some of the chemicals and materials might affect a human

•You still like to keep him company though, so you talk to him through a comm link Soundwave has set up

•When you do get to visit his lab, he’s made sure there’s nothing dangerous around

•You, Soundwave and Shockwave don’t spend time with all three of you very often, but that’s mostly because both of the cons are busy with their jobs and you’re not always at the Nemesis either

•You all make time for each other though

•The communication part of the relationship can be a bit difficult sometimes though

•Soundwave doesn’t talk much, and even though he makes his intentions clear otherwise, there can sometimes be misunderstandings, it happens to everyone

•Shockwave on the other hand is very blunt, he communicates quite effectively, but he doesn’t really know how to say things in a more gentle manner and again, some misunderstanding happen

•And of course there is some stuff that goes over everyone’s heads from each other, because of your inherent differences

•Shockwave doesn’t want as much affection as Soundwave, and neither of them really ever ask for it, even though they enjoy it very much

•Shockwave isn’t very big on physical affection in the first place, which is why he doesn’t require it so often, but he enjoys just listening to you talk

•They both find the sound of your voice soothing and very nice to listen to

•Shockwave doesn’t really comment much he does ask some questions sometimes if he feels he doesn’t understand, and Soundwave mostly reacts with pictures or something on his visor

•Neither Soundwave nor Shockwave really gets possessive or jealous, they trust you and each other and you trust them

•You and Soundwave enjoy a lot of music together, but Shockwave doesn’t really like listening to any, since he doesn’t like extra noise

•You’ve all got different activities with each other, and some you do together of course

•For example, Shockwave has a bit of a habit for picking apart science in sci-fi movies when you and Soundwave manage to convince him to watch them

•It’s incredibly rare, but with enough convincing he does agree to do it every now and then

•It’s very unusual for you three to fight, argue maybe sometime, but if things get heated, at least one of you keeps a cool head

#transformers

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Hi, can I request Wheeljack, Knockout and Soundwave reacting to a !linguist human who is curious about the Cybertronian language and interested in learning it. We already know Ratchet taught a little bit, so no need to include him. Btw love your blog and other headcanon blogs like it. Thank you.

Thank you :D I made it as an s/o but I guess it could be platonic too

~Soundwave~

•He isn’t a very talkative mech to begin with, but he is glad to teach you

•Soundwave is very happy that you take an interest in his culture/language

•You have a more deep interest in the cybertronian language than just curse words, but if you happen to want to know some of those too, he just gives you an “are you serious” look, but will teach you anyway

•I feel like some of the words might be hard for a human to pronounce, since it is a kind of electronic language if that makes sense

•But you try your best anyway and Soundwave finds your miss pronunciations amusing

•Also Soundwave speaks a very official form of cybertronian, so you won’t learn any kind of slang words from him

~Wheeljack~

•He has a certain slang/whatever when he speaks cybertronian, the Wreckers have their own kind of shorthands for words and stuff so he is used to speaking like that

•So when he teaches you to speak cybertronian, it might sound a bit funny to the other bots

•Jackie has a ton of fun while teaching you to speak cybertronian, and you both get a good laugh out of it, because humans pronounce the things kinda differently

•Also Jackie’s handwriting is total crap and if you want to learn how to write cybertronian, he’s gonna have to show you the alphabet on a datapad

~Knockout~

•He of course teaches you all kinds of lovey dovey stuff, and you can teach him stuff on your own/secondary language, (whatever is not english)

•Knockout has a lot of fun teaching you totally stupid stuff, like curse words and dumb sentences, which you can then yell at Starscream

•Knockout of course wants to know how to say “fuck” in multiple languages

•Knockout has a pretty chill way of speaking, not formal or anything, like Soundwave for example

•Knockout’s handwriting is usually really neat, but when he takes his notes it’s like any other doctor’s, so don’t even try to read those notes, no matter how good you get at the language

#transformers

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Can you do headcanons on how Dreadwing and Soundwave would react to their fem human s/o who is a very deep sleeper and clings to them in her sleep?

@bootyshakerkegrimm I love you commenting on my posts and  I would like to say a huge thanks, cause it always brightens up my day.

~Soundwave~

•As long as it doesn’t disturb his work he is fine with it

•And even if it does, sometimes he’s fine with it

•If you’re able to sleep on his shoulder without falling down you can

•He doesn’t recharge very often and when he does he enjoys sleeping together with you

•He finds you sleeping cute, like in general too

•No one gets to disturb you when you sleep

~Dreadwing~

•Totally fine with it

•He likes to just lay there, next to you and watch you sleep

•Since you’re such a deep sleeper, he always has a hard time waking you up, mostly because he just doesn’t want to though

•You’re so cute when you sleep

•He is big on scheduling though so he won’t let you sleep all day

•Even more protective over you when you sleep than normal

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Megatron and drunks s/o

You had been bridged to the con’s warship after you had made a rather odd call to Knockout, begging him to let you onto the ship. And as the cons would find out, there was a good reason for the calls oddness. You were drunk.

You wobbled your way to the command center, refusing Knockouts attempts to carry you. He was scared you’d fall and break something, and he’d get the heat for it from lord Megatron.

“Soundwave what’s good todah?” you asked and did finger guns at the con, “Hey doc, could ya raise me a bit?”

Knockout just sighed and raised you to Soundwaves face.

“Hey, this is a secret -hick-. I really like your voice” you busted out laughing and fell down on Knockouts hands, holding your side as you laughed your ass off.

“What is going on?” Megatron asked as he entered the room.

“I’m afraid your little human is drunk” Knockout explained.

“Give her here” Megatron commanded and extended his hand.

You tried to crawl from on cons hand to the other but your hand slipped and you were pummeling towards the floor. Megatron of course caught you quickly and gently.

“You seem to be in a rather "bad” condition" making air quotes around the word bad.

“Oh no Megs, I’m just great” you said and hang your head off the side of his hand.

“Megs huh?” Knockout snickered, but was silenced by a quick glance from Megatron

“I shall take you to rest in my quarters”

“But I wanna have more fuuuun” you whined.

“I think you’ve had enough fun”

“Megs you’re a killjoy”

You rolled around his hand, trying to fall and have him catch you again, but he basically made a cage of his fingers so you wouldn’t fall.

“Doc help, I’ve been taken prisomer”

Knockout just shrugged and chuckled as Megatron took you to rest.

“Come on, I’m not even -yawn- that tired”

“Little one, you need rest”

“Fine” you huffed and sat in his hand like a prisoner.

Megatron knew that alcohol made you tired pretty quickly. He had heard from Knockout who had been your driver on one of the rare nights you had gone out with your friends.

When Megatron got to his quarters you looked especially exhausted. Megatron placed you on your little bed that you had managed to make yourself next to his berth. You burrowed into the stack of soft materials like a pro and made yourself comfortable.

“Hey Megs?”

“Could you not call me that”

“Meeegs” you said playfully.

“Yes, my little warrior?”

“I really like you”

“I too find myself being quite taken with you”

“Good to hear” you yawned.

Megatron indeed found himself quite taken with you. You were brave and strong, and everything he would want in a partner. Even if the only fights you won were against yourself, he was still very proud to call you his partner.

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Senario pls of all the Decepticons who are drunk

You wanted all the cons so I did HCs for all of them. And it’s not like a poly thing, but the reader is separately their s/o

•Megatron is a very loud and angry drunk, barking orders as usual while sipping his high grade and yelling at the vehicons

•But with his s/o he is all soft and mushy, he likes to kiss you all over and does pretty much whatever you want

•Soundwave still works and its excellent work even when drunk but when he gets some privacy and gets to his habsuite he breaks down

•All the shit with the war just comes back

•He really needs his s/o to comfort him and listen to whatever he wants to talk about

•Knockout is also kinda loud when drunk, but he is more on the silly and happy side

•Will probably tell Starscream to go fuck himself and then him and you will have to run like hell

•Breakdown laughs a lot when he is drunk, like you can tell him the dumbest jokes and he will think you’re the most hilarious person ever

•Then he rants about wanting to fight Bulkhead and starts a fight with a couple of vehicons

•Starscream just keeps saying “I, Starscream, will be the leader of the decepticons” and scheming to himself

•Then he gets his ass beat by (drunk) Megatron

•Dreadwing remenisces about his brother and tells war stories to anyone who will listen

•Will probably cry in private though, so please comfort him

•Shockwave doesn’t really differ from his sober self

•Except he keeps picking his tools up and dropping them, then picking them up again and dropping them again

He does it for like 10 minutes straight and then downs another glass (or five) of high grade

•Predaking just breaths fire everywhere and probably stomps on Starscream

•The he passes out while curled around you very protectively

•Airachnid is very flirtatious and even more possessive of you thank normal

#transformers #im trying to be in a wave sandwich tbh

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I am in love with this thing and I have no idea why so take someone headcannons :)

Reader is human btw-

General Tarantulas Headcannons

First things first, he sees humans as fragile so if you did befriend him he'd be keeping watch on you 24/7

Tries to keep you within and arms or appendage (is that what those are called?) length so he can snatch you up if something is too dangerous

If you're too energetic or keep annoying him he'll spin you into a web and stick you onto another one for his sanity

Likes to poke you with his claws(?) and extra limbs to get a reaction out of you

It took him ALOT of convincing but he let you ride on him in his spider ALT mode

It was a one time thing.

He asks a lot of questions about humans in general and you happily answer him

Laughs everytime you get stuck in his webs unintentionally but help you out...eventually

Some days if he's in a mood he just carried you and keeps you close(er) for the entire day and won't let you go unless you really needed to be

Helps scare off unwanted visitors and creeps

Overall, once you get to know him and he warms up to you, he's a pretty decent fellow

#transfomers

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SFW headcanons for how Fort Max likes to be cuddled/touched & N/$FŴ headcanons for his k&nks?

Max simps unite

OH MY GOOOOOOD ANON LEMME GIVE U A KISS KISS

thank you so much for letting me indulge on this

Warnings: Sugar and Spice

Sfw:

- very nervous towards the beginning. He’s so worried about something happening, but be persistent and reliable and Max will warm up fast. You’re his rock, something he can use to ground himself when things are too much.

- just ask to touch him and 9 times out of 10 Max will say yes. His most sensitive spots are his finials, treads, and lower back. His legs tend to get sore from carrying himself around so much.

- light touches, he’ll melt right into the floor. Feeling you be so gentle with someone as big as him makes his heart thrum a little harder. Anything grazing his plating and his chest and he’s out for the count

- Max loves kisses, he thinks they’re so romantic

- h a n d h o l d i n g. You make him feel loved when you grab his hand and pull him along. Please ignore the fact that he stares at you so lovingly he really can’t help it.

- this man is the cuddle king. Yes he is scared of hurting you, but if you lay on top of him most of his worries dissipate. It takes a long time for him to get comfortable sleeping with you however, he knows how intense his night terrors can be and he doesn’t want to put you through that.

- after a bit of practice and some needed planning, he is much more ready to fall sleep with you in his arms.

- little spoon? Little spoon. Max likes to switch up the dynamic sometimes! Plus your hands feel so good rubbing between his playing he just turns into a giant teddy bear

- HE IS TICKLISH ON HIS SIDES!!!! Use this information at your own risk

- he likes you in his lap with his head on top of yours, although he’s embarrassed by PDA having you close to him makes Max very happy

- overall just be gentle with him and he’s yours

Nsfvv:

- incredibly sensual, Max wants to take his sweet time with you and enjoy all of it. Not saying he isn’t down for a quick stress relief session if you guys don’t have much time. He just craves long nights with you more than anything.

- as a big bot, he knows his strength very well. In the beginning of the relationship he may be afraid to even touch you, but once Fort Max knows what you like, he’s more than willing to put his effort in

- I think he’s quite vocal, moans so deep they shake your core, huffs, grunts, and growls. Not much for talking except for telling you how good you feel. He likes to ask if you’re enjoying it, encouraging you to ask- no- beg for what you want.

- Doesn’t necessarily have a favourite position, he wants to be able to touch you however, or have you touching him. Any denial play and he’s a whining, whimpering, and begging mess. He’s sensitive so please don’t take that too far

- He’s a spike mech but does enjoy you going down on him or bottoming from time to time. He just likes to be the one in control

- onto kinks!!

- oh my lord he’s possessive. He manages to keep it all under control outside of the bedroom, but he’s so afraid of losing you or someone taking you from him. There are moments where Max completely loses himself and admits some of his deeper thoughts.

“Mine, MINE. Mine forever~”

“No mech will be able to take you from me. I’ll protect you, I’ll keep you safe, Love.”

“You like that? Yeah? Only I can make you feel this good~”

- Size kink for sure, even if you’re his size- he’s a big mech in more than one way >;] he likes holding your hands while being inside you

- he’s not a fan of marking you up, gets too worried about seeing you hurt. He will bite and claw as long as it doesn’t leave a heavy mark. Max however? Cover him with marks. He wants to walk around with everyone knowing that he’s yours. It’s almost like medals of honour to him.

- cum play, he cums a lot ok? He’s got some pretty creative ideas floating around in that processor of his. Max likes to fill you up any way he can. He has a ton of stamina, so he could go as long as you wanted.

- doesn’t like bondage for… obvious reasons. He’s willing to put on handcuffs however, and he loves putting them on you. Max will never admit it but if you ask him to roleplay as a warden and you as a prisoner he may just nut then

-aftercare KING, he’s all about the cuddles as said before. Makes sure to keep water nearby for after or during. He really loves taking care of you

- seeing you so fucked out when he’s done with you is half the fun, limp and vulnerable. He whispers sweet things to you until your breathing steadies.

- if you want to shower or just go to sleep he’s down for either, he’s a sleepy boi, just let him get a towel first and clean up

#transformers

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Whirl, Swerve, x Weirdcore!Reader Romantic HCs

Reader is portrayed as a gender neutral human.

You have a pet hairless cat.

Tw for swearing and mention of organs such as eyes n stuff

Whirl

Very friggin weirded out by you at first.

"The fuck do they look like that???"

He did like the repeating theme of blood and organs though.

In fact, its what made him talk to you in the first place.

You were chillin at Swerve's with Rewind when he came up to you and was like

"So.... are those real? if so, who did ya kill, and how?"

Was very confused at why you were giggling until you said they were fake and you made them yourself.

".....they look so real- Aight thats it, fleshie. You, me, this evening, my place."

"Wait why-"

"DON'T QUESTION IT!"

Not knowing what else to do, you ask Rung for directions to Whirl's room. You don't know what you were expecting, but you weren't exactly expecting to be snatched up by his giant claw by the back of your shirt and interrogated about your appearance and mannerisms as if you tried to bring a knife on a plane.

You somehow managed to keep calm though.

Over time though, Whirl did warm up to you and one day confessed and boom! Yall a thing now.

Anyways uhh. He also likes the overall unsettling/calming vibes it can give off.

The liminal spaces kinda work on him? Like yes the place does seem a bit familiar to him, but he doesn't feel the strong sense of deja vu like he's been there before.

Likes your hairless cat.... but also doesn't.

"Yeah, its cute and all, very friendly, nice little fleshy.... but why the fuck does it look like that."

Loves any weird accessories you wear, just these teeny random creatures, items, and organs dangling off you.

Stole a necklace of (fake) teeth from you and he has it hanging off his weird antenna thing on his head unless he's off killing cons or whateva.

Kinda likes the the music you listen to??? Hes weirded out by it definitely, but he does like the melodies.

Not one for physical touch but isn't opposed to it.

He usually pats you on the head with a claw, or has one around your torso (gently).

KISS HIM.

Pet names include: Babe, Squish-ball, Teeny, Creepy Crawly, Critter, Weirdo, Fucker

Will attempt to murder anyone who dares hurt you or the cat, mentally or physically. Unless you stop him of course.

He loves you a lot despite your overall strangeness.

Swerve

He loves your style so much, like i'm not kidding.

I mean how can he not? He's discovering a new human thing, that's right up his alley!

Doesn't like the bugs though. Only mildly unsettled by the organs.

And he loves your cat too, absolutely died of cuteness the first time he met them.

"OH MY GOD ROTISSERIE KITTYYYYY!!!"

They get along p well :)

Big fan of your outfits, they're unique, cute, and fun!

Carries the two of you around almost anywhere he goes.

Yall met when you were wandering the ship with your backpack of art stuff and listening to your tunes. You went down a hall you haven't been to yet and stumbled across his bar.

You walk in, staying close to the wall so you don't get stepped on or something. you make it near the main bar when he spotted you.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod they're real-"

He excitedly ran out from behind the bar toward you. He did that thing where you jump, land, and slide on your knees in a sitting position. What a dork XD

He landed next to you and started rambling, You couldn't help but let out a small laugh and smile as he went on.

"Oh wait sorry i forgot to say- My name is Swerve, its so nice to finally meet you!! You look so cool, like weird but very cool. It reminds me of something but i can't remember what- oh wait whats your name?"

He put you on the bar counter as he continued his work all the while continuously chatting with you.

Months later yall got together.

Very affectionate. Like i'm not kidding. Prepare to be held gently.

Liminal spaces work on him. Experiencing the Deja Vu and feelings of unsettlement fr.

Pet names are: Sweet-spark, Sugar, Kiwi, Love-bug

Loves weirdcore music. Specifically songs by Jack Stauber.

Swerve set up a lil place for you on the bar, mostly blankets and pillows with weird patterns, along with some plushies. Like a four eyed cow, a two headed dog, and a clay-face plushie of a duck.

Has lots of lil snacks for ya too.

Won't stop rambling about how much he loves you.

#transfomers

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　　　　　　MTMTE x gn reader

　　　　『　rodimus ,, minimus ,, swerve ,, rewind ,, chromedome ,, trailcutter ,, brainstorm ,, first aid ,, whirl ,, tailgate ,, skids ,, gender neutral reader 』

　　-> coparenting on widgetable

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— since ive started coparenting on widgetable i decided to do hcs of mtmte characters n coparenting on there :3

    - rodimus

| • roddy saw it on tiktok when he was supposed to be working ,, and instead of finishing it his work he spammed you about it until you replied

| • who names it -> roddy

| • he names the kid chicken nugget because it seemed funny

| • roddy would have his status set as 'saving the world'

| • he'd be a good parent the first few days ,, but after about a week or two he forgets so you have to spam him care reminders

| • he probably buys the premium

| • roddy also probably spams your notes when you have chicken nugget over ,, and begs you to return him

| • he would draw little hearts on your guys' doodle widget when hes bored

    - magnus / minimus

| • you had the app and somehow convinced minimus to download it and coown a pet with you

| • you hatched a cat ,, and minimus let you name it ,, which was probably a bad decision

| • because you named him dr . bigglesworth

| • he regrets it to this day

| • mins usually has biggles most the time ,, and never forgets to feed or bathe him

| • hes respectful with his notes and gives him to you when you ask

| • though if he sees you're neglecting dr bigglesworth ,, he'll send you one care reminder

| • he has his status set to 'hardworking'

| • mins wont write little messages on your note widget unless you do it first ,, same with doodling

| • though sometimes when he gets super stressed from work he may doodle dr . bigglesworth on your doodle widget

    - swerve

| • he found the app and was super excited to coparent with you

| • he wanted to name the egg ,, and so he did

| • and thats how jerry got his name ,, and jerry was a penguin

| • he would also always remember to take care of jerry ,, maybe even spoil him a little too much

| • whenever swerve was bored at his bar ,, he would talk to jerry and feed him

| • swerve would constantly send a miss you note whenever you had jerry ,, it was honestly crazy

| • he would have his status as 'hold a hand' always

| • swerve probably would argue with you over notes on how you're neglecting jerry ,, when you literally just got him back smh

| • though all in all ,, swerve takes his coparenting to the extreme ,, he takes it serious and as a way to prepare for any future outcomes

    - rewind

| • he found the app and asked if you wanted to coparent ,, which you didnt mind ,, rewind was already coparenting another pet with chromedome

| • for some reason ,, rewind always has his status set to 'toilet' and when you asked him why ,, all he said was that it was funny to look at

| • anyways ,, you hatch a frog !! and rewind named it dinkle without talking to you first about it

| • so now you have dinkle ,, who rewind sometimes forgets about ,, which makes you spam him care reminders until he takes care of him

| • he always argues with you over your notes ,, telling you that youre caring for him wrong

| • and when rewind's bored ,, he draws pps on the doodle widget and sends you questionable notes on the note widget

| • all in all ,, hes a 4/10 parent to coparent with

    - chromedome

| • he found out you were coparenting with rewind and asked if you wanted to do so with him !

| • he let you name the egg ,, which you named 'moonie' ,, chromedome found it a little strange but cute

| • you hatched a puppy ,, and chromedome fell in love with moonie immediately

| • honestly hes a better parent than rewind is ,, always sharing moonie with you ,, giving you moonie when you ask

| • he spoils moonie with space rocket baths all the time

| • chromedome does love to draw you both on the doodle widget as best as he can ,, which is stick figures of you two

| • he sends you good morning and good night notes on the note widget

| • and his status is usually set to 'send a heart'

| • 11/10 parent to coparent with

    - trailcutter

| • he only did it because you wanted to ,, even though deep down he wanted to be the one to ask

| • he hatches the egg and lets you name it 'big mac'

| • teebs questions why but never gets an answer ,, and so big mac hatched to be a panda

| • he also falls in love with the pet ,, always taking care of big mac

| • though he usually sends you big mac when he knows hes about to start drinking so he doesnt end up neglecting him

| • when hes drunk off of engex ,, he usually draws you crying faces and broken hearts on your doodle widget

| • and thats pretty much your sign to send big mac back to him

| • teebs grows pretty attached to big mac ,, and always feels sad when he sends him to you :( always asking that you feed and bathe him

| • teebs usually has his status set to 'kiss' but when he gets drunk he changes it to 'lonely' or 'miss you'

| • hes a 8/10 parent

    - brainstorm

| • youre the one to introduce it to him and hes over the moon about it ,, he loves the concept and is super excited about coparenting with you

| • you let him name the hatched egg ,, which happens to be a duck

| • brainstorm calls him 'featherington' for sheer silliness ,, but really he just loves featherington

| • he spends money for the premium version so he can spoil his little duckie

| • he always fights you on the notes too ,, telling you to take extra care of featherington whilst hes working and if you dont hes gonna unleash the tickle monster

| • and you dont really have the time for the tickle monster ,, so you do your best to care for featherington

| • brainstorm usually has his status set as 'need you' ,, the little animated kitty cat that only premium lets you have

| • he sends you good night notes on the note widget ,, and sometimes reminders of things you need to do that day

| • when hes done with work and bored ,, he draws featherington on the doodle widget

    - first aid

| • he probably found it whilst he was taking a break from working ,, and saw it as an ad and wanted to do it with you

| • he insists on naming the pet springy ,, totally not in relevance to springer ,, he doesnt know what youre talking about

| • you hatched a cat though ! first aid tries his hardest to take care of springy but he usually ends up neglecting him or using all his items and waits for the cool downs

| • he has his status set as 'kiss you' or 'working'

| • he'll doodle little stars in his free time though ,, which is rarely

| • first aid is another who puts little reminders on your notes widget in case you have something to do that day

| • he also spams you care reminders and gets worried when you dont take care of springy and demands him back

    - whirl

| • youre the one to introduce him to the app and he at first doesnt agree to coparent but then he starts to overthink it and agrees in the end

| • he names the pet 'spike' for shits and giggles but yall hatch a duck and he becomes so attached to spike

| • he definitely buys premium to care for spike whether or not you know about it

| • any time you receive spike ,, he immediately spams 'missing spike' notes and spams the 'care reminder' notes

| • he has his status set as 'hit' or 'push'

| • he draws spikes on the doodle notes and sends you the most out of context notes ever on the widgets

| • you swear ,, one these days and magnus will sneak a peak accidentally and confiscate your phone

    - tailgate

| • hes so excited to coparent with you he cant even wait the 24 hours ! he names the pet fluffy because he likes it .

| • you hatch a shark though ,, but tailgate insists on keeping the name fluffy

| • tailgate loves fluffy so much ,, he always reminds you to take care of him ,, though sometimes he does happen to neglect fluffy on accident

| • when he does ,, he starts getting emotional and sends fluffy to you instantly ,, saying hes a bad parent and doesn't deserve him

| • he always loves when he gets fluffy back though ,, hes so joyous and is always thanking you

| • when bored ,, tailgate doodles blue hearts and sends you little love notes on the widgets

| • he has his status set to 'kiss' or 'loving'

- skids

| • you introduce the app to him and he doesnt see why not ,, so he agrees to coparent with you

| • you let him name the pet ,, and he chooses 'bubby' for em

| • yall hatch a fox ,, and skids gets to care for him first

| • you had to show him how to ,, and he learns fast how to use the app after that

| • skids makes sure to take care of bubby when needed and doesnt blow through all his items immediately

| • on the doodle widget ,, he sends you hearts and flowers ,, sometimes drawing himself blowing you a kiss

| • and on the note widget ,, he gives you good morning and good night messages ,, randomly telling you something he heard at swerves ,, sending ilys to you

| • his status is set as 'touch' or 'hug' depending on the day

| • he usually always wants bubby but he forfeits the fox when you ask to care for him

#transfomers

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Hello! Would you guys be ok with writing something like sub non binary S/o of both (tfp) Megatron and Soundwave watching them have interfacing? Maybe they are tied up with some vibrator controlled by the other two inside of them? Idk fhfbc this is probably very specific lmao

Being specific when sending a request is GREAT ANON! 💥💥💥~Gregoria🏩

Thanks so much for the request, and we hope you enjoy~Mila💟

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Soundwave's spike has been mistaken for an additional data cable many times during interfacing, causing a number of complications when his partners tried to connect it to ports it was not meant to go in. His cables, on the other hand, could go wherever and however he pleased.

At the present moment, one is tightly wrapped around his Lord's servos, the massive mech kneeling before him, helm bowed and sucking Soundwave's spike, sharp denta grazing the sensitive plating. 

His other cable set a brutal pace inside Megatron's valve, building up the charge and causing an absolute mess on the berthroom floor. Lubricant spills out with each thrust and the moans he draws from his Lord makes it hard to keep still. 

Sending a questioning ping that is answered with eager loosening of the calipers working around him, just enough for him to start a comfortable pace, causes him to grip the silver helm and begin thrusting upwards. 

Megatron moans around him, the vibrations shooting right up Soundwave's spinal strut and back down to his valve, spurring him to increase the pace. 

His charge climbs, and it doesn't take long until his lubricant is filling Megatron's mouth, calipers hard at work to get every last drop of it, the mech swallowing it all greedily. 

When Soundwave's spike returns to its housing, he grips the mech's chin and snaps the grey helm in his servos up, dazed eyelights meeting his visor. 

"Megatron: Overload." 

With that command, his cable thrusts as deep as it can go, the tentacles at the end shocking a cluster of nodes as they reach them. 

The valve cycles tight around him with Megatrons cry, the pressure almost crushing around the cable, sending an additional shock to the sensitive nodes. 

The expression on his face is a gorgeous mixture of both pain and pleasure, and it has Soundwave struggling to not preserve the moment with a picture. 

Instead, his visor turns up to the small perch where the human is bound, their tiny body shivering when they come a moment later, wide eyes fixed on the sight down below. 

The handcuffs hold their hands high above their head, while silver ropes snake their way down their arms, weaving tightly over their torso in a diamond pattern. 

The purple ones around their waist form a harness keeping the toy buried deep inside of them, their legs bound as they kneel and wait for his attention. Drooling around their custom made gag, adorned with the faction symbol that they shly presented to the both of them only a few sessions prior. 

They look stunning everytime they unravel during interface, and this expression of pure delight joins the many others in the seperate folder tucked away in his processor, right next to the files of their suggestions. The newest file being the one that got them in this position. 

"Can we do it without you guys shrinking this time?"

A dilemma that was quickly solved; a front row seat to the best gladiators of Cybertron, fragging in all their glory. 

They seem to enjoy it even more than he expected. 

His gaze flicks away from them, to the still erect spike between his legs. Purple biolights are pulsing fast and the lubricant gathering at the tip is dripping down to the mix smeared on the floor. Just looking at it has his valve cover snapping open. 

He sends a command, easing the cable out of the still clenching valve, loosening the other around Megatron's servos. The silver mech stands with some difficulty and a moment later all but collapses on the edge of the berth, fans stalling and massive chest heaving. 

Soundwave changes the setting of the human's toy to the lowest it can go, offering them a moment to return to their senses, while he makes sure Megatron's servos will be able to support their combined weight. He wraps both cables around the elbow joints, squeezing the metal in a secure grip. Satisfied, he positions himself over the tip of the spike, his own servos gripping the spiked pauldrons. 

He almost groans out loud when the spike's vibrating mod turns to full force, his node brushing against it. His folds smear the clear lubricant back and forth as he rocks, his attention finally focusing back to Megatron's face fully. 

Steam is curling from between the seams of the grey armor, faceplate heated with the bright blue of energon. Red optics dimly pulsing, half choked noises of pleasure making their way past the tightly clenched denta of his Lord and Champion. 

Soundwave swallows dryly.

His lenses focus, enhancing the details, making sure the lighting is perfect for a shot he'll enjoy for eons to come-

When the human lets out a whine and his optics snap away, his visor turning towards them. 

They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity, them shrinking away with each silent second. 

He bows his helm in a slow nod of thanks. 

They relax and grow bolder, hips wiggling in place, soft whines muffled by their pretty gag. 

He adjusts the settings of the human's toy to still completely, causing them to let out a muffled wail, and they strain against the restraints.

They did cost him a shot.

The warlord's hips twitch under him impatiently, tip of spike pressing slightly upwards into the dampness of Soundwave's valve, engine stuttering something akin to a growl.

He waits longer than necessary before he connects the toy inside their human to the frequency he wants, and in one swift movement slams himself onto Megatron's spike, drawing a sharp cry from both the warlord and the human at the same time.

He really has to thank Shockwave for his latest gadget. Seeing their human gasping at the stretch Soundwave is actually experiencing, their body reacting as if they themself slammed down on the spike that's nearly three times their size, truly is a sight to preserve. 

When they catch their breath again, he sets a fast pace, the sounds of his lovers a symphony to his audio receptors. 

#transfomers

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Tfp Soundwave sfw and NSFW headcannons, please?

Fun when you suck so bad a typing that your computer thinks you’re saying “genital” when you try to type “gentile”.

Tfp Soundwave

sfw

Shows love in mostly non-verbal ways. Stuff like the three tap thing (each tap meaning a word for I Love You if you don’t know), gentile touches if you’re okay with it, small notes and messages, small things like that.

He is incredibly busy of course so you two don’t spend much time together. The time you do spend together of course is made to be special to make up for it.

He does have a sense of humor and you learn he likes to make jokes using his recording while you two are spending time together. With everything being so serious he makes sure things are more lighthearted.

Stressed? He immediately clears your schedule so you get a day or two to relax. Even if your human your job has been having scheduling “errors” where your free but it still says you worked the normal hours at the end of the day. He always finds a way

Lazerbeak becomes a common sight. He doesn’t stay at anyone point long enough to make you uncomfortable but it’s his way of checking on you real quick. If it still makes you uncomfortable then just tell him and he’ll stop

nsfw

I probably have said this before and I’ll say it again. He’s a switch. Ask and he’ll dom or sub, top or bottom. No matter what he’s still very active, even if he isn’t in complete control since he’ll still make sure to rub those sensitive spots. 

He does have a habit of automatically going to take control though. Just be straight forward and tell him what you want and he’ll oblige.

Not vocal in any sense of the word. You have to focus on his body language to get an idea on if he’s enjoying himself.

Not a good idea to have him speak. You’ve heard him speak maybe three times in the relationship and he won’t just stop using his recordings because he’s fucking. He’ll just shake his head but if you try to force him to you’re likely to get his usual voice recordings. Nothing sexier than him playing a recording of Starscream exclaiming “Yes!’ in the least seductive voice possible am I right?

Though the times he chooses to speak on his own are rare he knows few words can easily get you going if timed well. If anything, his lack of speech enhances it really. You know he’s a mess if he’s verbally begging, even if it’s just a single short phrase. A well timed demand can really get you worked up too.

#transfomers