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that scene in cap 2 when nick fury took that sharp turn and lost the fake cops after him and the gunshots subsided and his gps thing was like ‘getting you to a secure location’ and you really thought, you Really Thought!!!! he was Safe But then it got TOO quiet and fucking ominous music started playing in the background and the previously unfocused camera focused on this dude, decked in ALL Black, in the middle of the fucking street, holding a fucking Bazooka, and He BLOWS up furys suv, sees it coming straight for him, and takes ONE(1) nonchalant step to the Side???: UNPARALLELED 

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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

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i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

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Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.

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every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

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Thwip!

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I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation.

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Thor before vs. after meeting Carol Danvers

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This job… we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody, but, if we can’t find a way to live with that, next time… maybe nobody can be saved.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) // Captain America: Civil War (2016) // Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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to this day I’m certain the only reason clint wasn’t in iw was because he would have just shot an exploding arrow at thanos’ head from a safe distance away and the whole mess would have been over too soon

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“There’s a moment during the Alchemax escape when Miles is carrying the entire computer and monitor, and Peter grabs the monitor and tosses it away saying, “good news kid, you don’t need the monitor.” It’s one of those moments that has no bearing on the plot but it speaks to exactly what a kid would do when asked to grab a computer for the password — he’d grab the monitor too. It’s one of those simple and effective character gags that really had that Lord and Miller touch.” - Richard Newby (The Hollywood Reporter)

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That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

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#this is for a fic #the lengths that I will go to #thank god no one knows who i am #although i am so amused #this is my favorite day

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#thor #king 1 #ragnorok