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The Ascendant Lord in The Elder Scrolls Online: High Isle Launch Cinematic, 1/? [x]

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"Sexy pirate was always going to be my fallback if 'sexy mayor' didn't pan out"

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this happens to me at least three times on a daily basis

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Lucien Flavius, my favorite Skyrim modded follower

I need to design him for my Dragonborn's story so a little concept.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#a separate one? no #all that goes on the main blog cause i'm faaar too lazy to keep up with another #very much have had sex as well

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

#tbh it's half the reason i'm learning to sew

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Take my skyrim shitposts

There are more coming

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Yay, we've got more ducks again! Fingers crossed everyone stays good and, well, alive. Pretty sure we don't have eagles nesting here again this year, so we should be in the clear.

Golden eagles are beautiful birds, but damn if they aren't a farm menace sometimes.

#we only had one survivor last year - Lucky the Blue Swedish #he is convinced he's a dog and looooves to hang out/follow ours around #ducks

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fnv commission for @iamnotaworm of her lovely courier and mr. gannon having a lil drank on top of the sunset sarsparilla factory feat. ED-E :^D

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love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

#oh man all the (currently) off-screen things i've put marasa thru would get me charged for warcrimes #or at the very least anger the hive of puriteens

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

#i hope y'all know i get all sorts of giddy and flustered when i hear nice things about marasa

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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.

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quickie of the man

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I'm very late but I'm joining the pinup challenge! Here is my drawing for 1-3 Frostbite, with Ancano :)

-Cine