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No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

#squeeeeze!

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#beach in summer #kinda sort of not quite a date

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Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

#🚬🚬🚬

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ohhhh nice walk-in day with a 10% discount on your piercings count me in

#on labour day so i don't even have to wait to get back from work yayy #have to add that 2nd lobe and 3rd lobe on each ear respectively #and when they'll be healed maybe add an auricle or a faux rook or cause i don't think i have enough cartilage for a proper one 👀

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#Ryan & Oliver Whenever They Say Something They Shouldn't About Buddie

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we used to watch skam clips on google drive. we used to be a society

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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someone on the subway is wearing a perfume that has an underlying note of sandalwood & amber & cedarwood and i don't want to be a complete weirdo but also im SO discretely sniffing the air. where are you what are you wearing this is so good holy shit

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can't wait to go home and drown myself in the shower

#i slept 4h and im feeling more Cranky Piece Of FurnitureTM than human

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Okay, am I wrong or is it true that Maddie and Eddie have only ever interacted three times in the entire series, and all three of those times, she has basically had to scold him for some bullshit?

Because if that's true, I find it very funny.

#911 #q

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#you forgot dbznfhsvsjsbsj #yeah. that one

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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this job has me developing mind reading abilities previously unknown to mankind

#ma'am i Do Not Know what you're talking about would you mind contextualizing a little for me pleasen #took a leap of faith and guessed what she was on about & that she had the wrong number but lsmdjebdishs help

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Sorry it’s early but you really can’t use fanfiction terms in a non fanfiction context like if someone is trying to sell me a book to read and they tell me there’s an enemy to lovers I would be annoyed because why are you spoiling the story lol