is this relatable to everyone or just me
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Year of the tiger getting ready to hand things off to year of the rabbit! 🐯🐰 明けましておめでとうございます!
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Sorry but if we want tumblr to hit the big time again one of us has to take the fall and steal human remains.
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this might be because I’m a family law lawyer and also an old crone who remembers when marriage equality wasn’t a thing (as in, marriage equality only became nation-wide two months before I went to law school), but I have Strong Feelings about the right to marry and all the legal benefits that come with it
like I’m all for living in sin until someone says they don’t want to get married because it’s ~too permanent~ and in the same breath start talking about having kids or buying a house with their significant other. then I turn into a 90-year-old passive-aggressive church grandma who keeps pointedly asking when the wedding is. “yes, a divorce is very sad and stressful, but so is BEING HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF MARITAL PROPERTY, CAROLINE!”
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alcohol enjoyers are like i lovee things that taste so so bad
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the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
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I'm not easy to love!!
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This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw
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Claude Monet, Edge of the Cliff at Pourville x I Saw Water, Tigers Jaw
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Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.
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Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze
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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
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“I wasted my 20s”, cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you’re about to have in your 30s
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