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Tara Kelton

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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every day, every single one of us has to make the difficult choice between normal human functions and 7-hour jerkoff sesh

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K i r b y

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

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i'm at the club, standing still and a-posing during the most danceable songs imaginable. everyone is in awe. they are using my arms and legs as poles for their own dance routines. i have to pee so bad.

just piss, they love that type of stuff in the club

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torture the blonde man some more

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Deeply bored at work, how is everyone doing?

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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#tag yourself #im to fight loneliness

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