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transgaysex · 20 minutes
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just had such a good quiche
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transgaysex · 3 hours
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i feel insane
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transgaysex · 5 hours
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oh the taste of weed is so strong in these theyre nasty
i have some weed gummies ive had for years that ive never even had one of and i dont know if the weed in them still works or not. should i have one and see
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transgaysex · 5 hours
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i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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i have some weed gummies ive had for years that ive never even had one of and i dont know if the weed in them still works or not. should i have one and see
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transgaysex · 6 hours
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
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transgaysex · 8 hours
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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers
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transgaysex · 9 hours
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AOC is at the Columbia encampment. The students need to wise up fast and kick her ass out.
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transgaysex · 9 hours
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I hope all the vote bluers are enjoying the blue fascism that they claimed would be happening under trump.
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transgaysex · 22 hours
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I've lost it I'm laughing my ass off at the premise of cishet people having sex
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transgaysex · 22 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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transgaysex · 1 day
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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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Refaat Alareer, If I must die, written in 2011, published online on November 1, 2023
If I must die, you must live to tell my story to sell my things to buy a piece of cloth and some strings, (make it white with a long tail) so that a child, somewhere in Gaza while looking heaven in the eye awaiting his dad who left in a blaze— and bid no one farewell not even to his flesh not even to himself— sees the kite, my kite you made, flying up above and thinks for a moment an angel is there bringing back love If I must die let it bring hope let it be a tale
(transcript by the American Friends Service Committee)
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