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trash-god · 8 hours
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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living
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trash-god · 15 hours
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Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard
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trash-god · 17 hours
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standing ovulation from the crowd for that performance
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trash-god · 17 hours
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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
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trash-god · 1 day
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thinking about how the word "haunt" can act as a synonym for both "pursuit" and "dwelling"
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trash-god · 3 days
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*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*
Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.
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trash-god · 3 days
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trash-god · 3 days
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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trash-god · 4 days
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trash-god · 4 days
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Dungeon Meshi x Moomins (based on the the 1st vol. cover of DunMeshi)
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trash-god · 4 days
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giffien haku tumpussa on aika vaikeeta
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trash-god · 6 days
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Leftovers
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trash-god · 6 days
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dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
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trash-god · 6 days
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so glad the tradition of “randomass unplanned animal showing up on an opera stage” is alive and well thank you cat at that one tosca performance
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trash-god · 6 days
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trash-god · 8 days
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Herrenvolk//4x01
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trash-god · 8 days
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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon
and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything
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to me he looks like this
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