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BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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kinkyolivegarden i am kissing you on the lips. one of my snails was named The Pig, i hatched and raised him but he was some kind of mutant, and he was Hauntingly pale. his shell was a bit flatter and also, he was fucking HUGE. The Pig had to be kept in a smaller enclosure beside the other snails so he could feel part of the colony but couldnt physically interact with any of them, because The Pig would eat their shells right off their backs, alive. NONE of the other snails would do this, they had eggshells and cuttlefish bone and plenty of calcium sources, and id seen The Pig eat other calciums before, but he would do so only if it was his only option. otherwise without fail, whenever unsupervised, The Pig would begin eating the shells of other snails. now, snails may eat the shells of other individuals, as well as other snails eggs when calcium is hard to come by in the wild. generally speaking though, snails much prefer the ease and effectiveness of eating crushed or powdered eggshell/cuttlefish bone. for the most part, snails who dont feel the pressure to find alternate calcium sources dont nibble other snails shells and are much less interested in snail eggs. The Pig was not like that. he knew about other calcium sources. he had plenty. he also didnt care about snail eggs. i wondered if maybe there was a nutrient in the snail shell he wasnt producing on his own, but trying to feed him the shells of deceased hatchling snails only had limited success. he would still default to juveniles and adults. it was like he simply WANTED to eat other snails shells. he was also totally uninterested in breeding, and any attempts led to him trying to eat his partner mid courtship and needing to be separated. otherwise, The Pig enjoyed a normal diet and lifestyle, though he did particularly enjoy napping and slowly trying to reach other snails through the glass like an ambush predator. tragically, The Pig passed away at about a year old, at which time he was bigger than any adult snail id ever had, due to becoming so large i believe it killed him. or perhaps it was an act of a fearful god, seeing that which would replace him on his throne. we may never know for sure.

heres one of his baby pictures at 2 months old ❤️

@kinkyolivegarden Meat's long lost brother.

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Taylor Swift bravely standing up for the right of billionaires to destroy public information. (link here)

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Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

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melatonin

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One of the most important things I have learned today..

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How much of a dragon girl can be formed from all the dragongirl[x] tumblr users

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i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

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melatonin

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There is,,, a lobster. On the way

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what’s in the pot

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Customer: DESCRIBES MY DAYS AT WORK DMV: YOURE UGLY Verdict: DENIED

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benches that trans your gender

#op drop its location

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I think that if any of will grahams students hit on him he would be offended that they thought he’d be okay with that and then lecture them about power imbalances and then three hours later he would have sex with his therapist

#hannibal

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Did i tell you guys i cut my hair? Bc i did..