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im a bisexual with a bad knee bet most of you are too

#bad knee has recently got company of bad hip #being 30+ is fun you guys

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May comic! Happy mental health awareness month. 🐝 Comic brought to you by my constant worry that I don’t exist if I have nothing to show for myself.  

Advice to my past self: Read about burnout. Stretch. Stand up. Get lunch. Ask for extensions. Get help. Sleep. Take time off if you need to, don’t ask. Take care of yourself.

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the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

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everyone who submits a ballad to the eurovision should be sprayed with a water bottle like an unruly cat i'm not kidding. where is the HOMOSEXUALITY where is the FLAVOUR

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#every morning before work

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i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!

#it depends on what kind of day I'm having #sometimes you just gotta eat some bones

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me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

#me: an Envionment Artist for video games #look at this trash #such trash floor I love it #if they can make trash I can make trash

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📷 from notghxst

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You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

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#I feel like I need to explain why this happens #because I understand why #but apparently you're not supposed to do that to ''funny posts'' #so have fun figuring it out I guess

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uterus: Guurl, you're ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This... could have been... an email

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i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

#I've been dabbling with photoshop again lately #the struggle is real

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expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

#very good

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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i think about this zebra on a daily basis

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author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics

me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want

#this one struck a cord