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maybe it’s time to start looking for a new position, falk

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#skyrim #true skyrim adventures #skyrim i have never seen you so drunk

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i see.

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mzulft more like mzuuughh

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of course

resurrection_failed: even fable has more explicit sex than vanilla skyrim

resurrection_failed: when you sleep with your spouse in fable the screen goes black and you hear giggling and moaning

resurrection_failed: in skyrim it's just "you enjoyed the nice boning"

pooklet: "a boning was had"

resurrection_failed: "now you are being attacked by a bear"

pooklet: kgfhsdlfjhg

resurrection_failed: "you defuse the situation by inviting the bear to join"

resurrection_failed: i'm sure that mod exists.

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yes, i’m sure the mudcrabs were outraged.

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i really love the live another life mod, it adds a great role play aspect and being able to skip the helgen sequence is a godsend.

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Azaya and I are still on a major Skyrim kick. We both decided to try this build though I opted for a Bosmer because I just can’t make myself maintain interest in a Nord Dovahkiin. This is Hesia, cutest little cannibal this side of the Reach. (I love the Frostfall fur cloaks, they’re so floofy.)

I am working on some sims stuff, btw, trying my hand at a hi-res TS2 skin. Since most skin resources are 512x512 I’m having to do a lot of photoskinning, but it’s fun! Major projects are slow-going in general tho cuz of health stuff. I don’t have the energy for much right now except for being the Dragonborn.

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comparisons

vanilla skyrim: oh look a hole in this frozen lake, better jump in there and look for sunken treasure

skyrim with frostfall: oh look a hole in this frozen lake, better drink my snowberry extract and eat some soup and pre-build a campfire and take off my cloak so i dry faster and save twelve times in case it was all a waste before i go look for sunken treasure

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when skyrim crashes to desktop right as you step away from the enchanting table, where you’ve just finished grinding from level 90 to 100

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scientific measurements

R: so looking forward to carrying 60 pounds of elder scroll

L: that's the weight of a small child

R: right?

R: or a medium-large dog

R: or six-ish cats

L: six cats worth of elder scroll

R: SIX WHOLE CATS

R: and it is nowhere near as cuddly

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are you quite sure “incredible” is the word you’re looking for, serana

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i am extremely uncomfortable with this

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sir have you been drinking this evening

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now that i am aware that you can shove poisons into people’s pockets without them becoming hostile i am going to punish every npc who’s ever been rude to me. i am a god now

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in my latest playthrough, i’ve encountered these two ladies every single time i go use the tanning rack at night, always hanging out here for hours, standing in each others’ way

clearly, this is a clandestine lesbian affair

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yeah, that looks right

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