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Catwalk Strategy

Put this one up as a print for anyone interested: Catwalk Strategy, an art print by Ollie Jones - INPRNT

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Room 125, Westbank Motel, Idaho Falls, Idaho, Photo by Stephen Shore, 1973

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Betelgeuse by Nick Fritz on Instagram

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Mixed berry puff pastry tarts

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Alright. Let's go kill us a fucking...vampire.

#hi

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bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. we sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

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good and bad

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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

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Gate by Anna Nielsson

Via Flickr:

United American Cemetery, Cincinnati www.annajanephoto.com     

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Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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for my fellow solitaireheads

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Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time