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Please do, actually

You guys need some healthy dose of music guy elitism snobbery actually its so annoying seeing people in their 20s unironically calling shit like Taylor Swift 'goth girl music' 'weird ferals hoe scaring music' without a hint of embarassement. Literally u deserve a bunch of rym pretentious dudebros to kidnap u to explain the difference between grindcore and powerviolence for 12hrs straight for this clownery i cant take it anymore

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hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

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In case you didn't know, I had the honor of designing Tumblr's spooky new app logo

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you're dressed like the enemy

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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

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I think I understand why straight people are always so caught off when they see something non straight. It doesn't excuse some people's behavior but when my professor was using marriages as an example for something I was shocked when the words 'the man and the woman' came out of his mouth. Like, men and women don't get married?

#obviously they do #but not in tryger brain land

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

#suckstosuck #goodluck

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Humans never change

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

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req’d by @cmdthenerd

oh an ABSOLUTE classic

text: why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird.

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What if the bulb pops though...

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It’s almost SPOOKY TIME and the baby Owlbears are ready for treats! There are still just a handful of the foundry cast bronze edition Baby Owlbears available in the shop. Hurry and grab one before they are gone for eternity! #missmonster #missmonstermel #owlbear #dnd

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it's been two years

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Evolution is fucking with us, too.