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i'm not sorry for horny posting btw. it's a full moon, weird if ur not horny tbh

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tell me this isn’t the cutest shit ever.. you can’t.

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찬이의 “방” 🐺 200 Episode Special

200! 

I looked back at the message I wrote for you almost 2 years ago now, to see what I said. And honestly, I have to agree with past me. It doesn’t feel like that much time has passed since the first day you showed up on VLive and spoke to us so kind and warmly. 200 episodes later, and well now on YouTube, and you are still doing just that. Week after week, being there for us to cheer us up with your laughter and your jokes and your advice and your terrible pick up lines. I still have nothing in my heart but gratitude towards you, Channie. Thank you for continuing to be the most amazing person ever. 

Let’s meet each other again next week, okay?

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Sleepy boy 🥱

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So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

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[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

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Then maybe we can put ‘em to use in Vegas. ↳ 6x13 Mixed Feelings

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#husbands that slay together stay together ↳ 9-1-1 ✗ 6x13 - mixed feelings

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CARLOS REYES & TK STRAND 9-1-1 : LONE STAR I 4x12

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Yes, I am an adult. Yes, I watch movies for children. Yes, I sometimes watch tv shows targeted at teenagers. Yes, I read young adult books about 16 year olds. Yes, I obsess over pieces of media and get into fandoms.

No, I'm not ashamed of it.

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So Cute, My Type | JJK

Boxer!JJK x Reader

"Put some more marshmallows on there. And cream. A lot of cream. We need calories." As he takes a mouthful of his half-finished pineapple Pizza, Jungkook murmurs.

It was movie night, which meant ordering or cooking outrageous amounts of food and watching a movie of your choosing, generally Mean Girls or Legally Blonde.— Jungkook persuaded you to occasionally watch Marvel as well—for roughly 40 minutes, then make out and fuck on his couch, leaving food and the movie far forgotten.

In a way, it's already become customary. Being the girlfriend of a famous professional boxer has its perks and disadvantages, one of which is that you only get to see Jungkook once or twice a week. He was a busy bee.

The fact that Jungkook is literally obsessed with you doesn not make it any easier, but he texts you often and, when he can't, will simply send you a naughty picture to let you know he's thinking of you.

Yes, you and Jungkook were a very sex-active couple. Especially on nights like these, there is no end to the things you can try out in bed.

"Leave some for me, please!" As you watch your boyfriend steal yet another slice of pizza for himself, you mutter. He needed it because of how long he worked out each day; yet, he should have saved more than two slices for you, at the very least.

He hums before turning to face you and motioning for you to open your mouth, which you do happily tasting the pizza's flavor right away.

You'd worked a long and hard day and this just felt like a treat. "Good?" Jungkook enquires, letting you finish his slice, putting his arm around you, and then reclining back into the couch. "Perfect"

"look! This is the best part!" When you wriggle out of his grip, Jungkook's lips separate from your neck and his fingers stop moving inside of you. Although you grumble at the loss of motion, you recognize that it is your fault. Jungkook grins with your delight as he looks up at the large TV. "Look at her! Oh my god, I adore Reese Witherspoon" You moan and slump back onto his lap, not paying attention to what he does next.

Jungkooks is fixated on the position of your exposed breasts under your (his) shirt. You gasp in shock as he sneaks his tattooed hand underneath and gropes one tit. He continues to play with you when you don't complain, this time using faster motions to finger you open.

"That feel good?" He mumbles into your neck, playing with your nipples with his fingers as he buries his face farther in your neck, leaving hickeys all over. You simply nod, hypnotized by the way he has you under his spell. With a little assistance from your boyfriend, you are now bare in front of him and kneeling to remove his boxershorts.

"Sit on my cock" He mutters, "Damn right look at you," as you begin pumping his member, giving him a few licks, you sit up and crawl onto his lap, your bare pussy lightly brushing his dick. You groan and grind on him as a form of release, "Kook."

"Fuck you're cute, look at me" He orders, reclining back on the couch to get a good look at his naked girlfriend in front of him, He mumbles, more to himself than to you, "You look so ready to get dicked down," yet you still nod in agreement. He laughs in response to your cuteness murmuring, "So cute," as he plays with your ass and considers how to fuck you.

"Okay, get off," he commands. "lean against the couch- yup just like that" before he completely destroys you.

You quip, "Kook-," as you catch sight of him jerking off, teasing your waiting hole from behind. It shouldn't hurt as much because of the way he fingered you only moments earlier, but the stretch will undoubtedly be uncomfortable. Your man embodied the term "huge dick."

Once his balls are against your core, he begins to trust in and out, slamming his pelvis hard into your ass, likely leaving bruises that will last for a week or more. "Let's fuck like this before my next fight on-ngh-" he cuts himself off, moaning in pleasure. "Friday," he groans, breaking off, pulling out and turning you to face him. Your legs quickly embrace him so he could continue to make you feel good. You're so close.

The slapping of his hips striking you repeatedly makes it difficult for you to even think as you whine, "I love this," into his neck. He responds, kissing your cheek and grinning when his hand plays with your clit, "Love this too." He doesn't rub it vigorously; instead, you get a good few slaps, cumming over his still-hard cock, falling apart.

He growls, "Fuck yeah," his balls contracting indicating his release.

"Kook you're so good," you whine while sloppily grinding back into him once more. "That's it, shit fuck it, yeah."

“Being in love with you is my only weakness, you know?”

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not jungkook literally laughing when someone asked him if he got “scolded” by the company 😆(trans. cr.jjk_times and vmination)

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2x03 || 2x07

Hannibal checking out his ass before Will’s trial Will showing up ass first to his appointment with Hannibal

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Me: Mentally preparing the 100+ fics I have to write each 100K words to fix the shit show that Jeff created