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symbioticsimplicity · 5 hours
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symbioticsimplicity · 5 hours
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vampire that wants ur blood so bad they are crying
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symbioticsimplicity · 14 hours
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At one of my birthday parties we got talking about boob weight and ended up using our hands to compare boob weight (fully clothed it wasn't that kind of party) and we found that there were WILDLY different densities among us. The people with the largest (like G-H cup), boobs had both the heaviest and the lightest boobs compared with everyone else. So I wouldn't be shocked if yours were heavier compared to someone else's, even if they have more boob.
Yeah, density really does count for a lot.
But as I've just discovered on my mychart, the tech read the results wrong. My boobs are 1.7 KILOS each. Not 17 lbs 😂
I can only assume she was in a hurry and was like "yeah, her boobs seem pretty big on her frame, that seems right."
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symbioticsimplicity · 15 hours
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Nothing is wrong that does no harm.
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symbioticsimplicity · 16 hours
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I participated in my first fan-zine ever! Here's a preview of my piece for the soon to release @akeshuakeauzine! I whipped up a Pacific Rim AU because I desperately need to see these two in a Jaeger together.
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symbioticsimplicity · 17 hours
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Teeth are just stupid bones too dumb to stay inside the flesh.
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symbioticsimplicity · 17 hours
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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symbioticsimplicity · 17 hours
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Man. I'm sick of getting sick. Gotta love having a shittastic immune system.
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symbioticsimplicity · 17 hours
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symbioticsimplicity · 21 hours
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the AI voice manipulation thing where you can take recordings of a public figure’s voice and make them say anything make me SO uncomfortable. Even the silly goofy ones give me ethical nausea. It just seems really dangerous to normalize that sort of casual distortion of reality and idc if that makes me sound like an anti-technology doomer
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symbioticsimplicity · 23 hours
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Train Ride 🌤️
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I just think they should be pretty, mean sluts together.
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shoutout to acespec and/or arospec people who still feel some amount of sexual/romantic attraction btw. shoutout to everyone who isn't fully aro/ace and isn't fully allo. shoutout to the aspecs who feel like they don't fully fit in aro/ace communities or allo communities because of it. i love you all i am baking you cookies
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telepathy but the distinct sort of telepathy displayed by men in action movies who have worked together and made it through dangerous situations before.........this is about the beat in inception where arthur backs the taxi into that projection and says "eames" and eames pops up and shoots the guy, no question, knew what arthur meant, 100% trusted that the coast would be clear.............unrelated but these two carried that heist on their fucking backs !!!
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high school blues
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