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tubbolul · 4 months
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[ hi all. thanks for the fun times :-) i'm afraid i don't have a big profound essay to type out here but it's been a blast! and now dear tubbolul must be laid to rest. goodnight sweet prince. ]
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tubbolul · 6 months
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bitches love me for my deeply tragic yearning concealed with boyish mischief
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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tubbolul · 6 months
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i like the noise they make
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tubbolul · 6 months
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clingy guys
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Did you even get a invitation to the last Halloween party?
yes :( technoblade sentme a proper invitation to HIS party. maybe it's becauase Q's my boss and i am admittedly a terrible employee
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tubbolul · 6 months
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The las nevadas Halloween party got pushed back
halloween party?? how come i didn't get an inviatation? what the hell
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Ready for the las nevadas party?
the wot
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tubbolul · 6 months
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you say, as if Tommy's not entirely capable of arguing for two days straight
then ask her if she's arguing with ranboo 🙄why've i gotta be the freakin reporter
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tubbolul · 6 months
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Are Tommy and ranboo still arguing?
it's novemeber second bro
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tubbolul · 6 months
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i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia
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tubbolul · 6 months
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You think it's bad? :(
I actually botched this dye job btw I’m literally going to need a haircut tmrw
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tubbolul · 6 months
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It's horrendous
I actually botched this dye job btw I’m literally going to need a haircut tmrw
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