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Golly I haven't been here in 2 years

#twitter #welcome back to me

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Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

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I love this image so much yet I will never know the source. I think about this image every day, but I will never know who fatefuly decided to water their vaporeon. this image, it pains me.

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somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

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we get TWO kitty starters ?!

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I don’t think any movie will make me feel the same ethereal sense of otherworldly sorrow and disembodied awe as that scene in Lord of the Rings where the loyal son is sent off into a doomed battle to please his vindictive father while Pippin sings a mourning song of his people

I was like 12 and high off this shit

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aren't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone

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zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

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big muscle lesbians you are so fucking valid

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Every dog owner ever