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(g)i-dle "2" album sentence starters
sentences taken from the lyrics of songs from (g)i-dle's "2" album.
"did you see i never die?"
"mama said, 'you are the evil that will destroy the world one day.'"
"you need damage? i'll destroy it."
"from that day on, i held myself in the darkness."
"your pain is the only medicine for this scar."
"i'm not your doll."
"i want you to fall, i hope you crawl."
"i promise not to promise anymore."
"the more you close your eyes, the clearer it becomes."
"it's okay to ruin everything because you'll regret it anyway."
"let me love you forever."
"i know i'm a mess, but i need you so bad."
"the pain doesn't last, but the memories are gonna stay."
"i'm so obsessed with how you breathe."
"i'm so tired, i might die."
"no, i think it's better to pass by because i just hate it when i'm hurt."
"i just wanna kiss and go, i just wanna feel the mood."
"i cook cream soup, taste is coco loco."
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jubyphonic lyric sentence starters
lyrics from various english song covers by jubyphonic.
“i only know how to lie; i guess i really can’t dodge it this time.”
“the mask i wear is crumbling away.”
“come here, no, go away... stay!”
“could you smile for me at the very end?”
“i know i’m nothing more than an empty ghost, an empty shell of lies and it haunts me so.”
“although ‘no’ is what i meant, i gave a ‘yes’ and lied yet again.”
“and yeah, i have my regrets, it’s just so easy to play innocent!”
“go ahead and fire away since honesty is hard for me to find today.”
“go ahead and judge away, i chose to be this kind of person anyway.”
“wishing for the many things i lack within, i’m greeted by a ‘me’ i didn’t know again.”
“could you ever love me as i am today?”
“when you look at me, who do you actually see?”
“tell them who i really am since everything i know’s about to meet its end.”
“dancing with the ghost i am, you figure out the me you knew was just a sham.”
“was so busy talking away, unknown to me, i was digging my grave.”
“i was walking up to the roof, i think, then can’t recall at all a single thing.”
“have you tried crossing over yet?”
“you were there, you would care, making me aware.”
“if i died you would cry and i don’t know why.”
“when i forget you, i’m all alone without a place to go.”
“i wanna live.”
“deep inside i’ve always been reaching out for a hand.”
“still remember, even then, where you are when i’m dead.”
“every time i forgot, you remained inside my thoughts.”
“behind, the days i spend alone, afraid; now you’re here to stay.”
“here’s all that you need to know: this pain that i never show won’t leave, no, not in your dreams.”
“i cried and i cried alone.”
“you call for my hand, unravelling a bond i couldn’t say that we had.”
“switching it around, i’ll be you and you be me.”
“i’m kissing you again but shiver from the dirty lies you make.”
“i might be lying dead and done by eight.”
“i’m begging you to let me play the victim instead.”
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ambiguousamphibian project zomboid zero to hero challenge sentence starters (part 3)
sentences from this youtube series.
“we cannot know what hour the lark will first cry at dawn, nor whence the lion, who spells swift death, will roar and surrender her brood, but it is up to us in our time to decide where we distribute the seeds we chance upon in our days, carried out upon the soil, and which direction to look.”
“every mind has its keeper, and every heart its own valentine.”
“can i... can i tell you a story? i’d like to tell you a story. i really like you, and we’ve spent so much time together.”
“if we didn’t have statistics, nothing would matter.”
“do you thrive in adversity? do you store axes in your trunk? do you know the way of the spear?”
“this might be in vain, but it sure is pretty.”
“i don’t care about anything, i just want to live.”
“eat a potato and relax.”
“the key to a good life is to hotwire cars.”
“easy as one, two, three, and a little bit of extra stuff.”
“i’ve wanted to know what day it is for three months.”
“give well enough time and good will come of it, but not without a fight.”
“i’m an excellent driver, and i dodge most pedestrians.”
“statistics are more than enough reason to live.”
“my teacher once taught me that every moment is a miracle, and to the extent that i can believe that, this life is, to me, given as a gift.”
“i am in life and of life, and i heartily gulp every breath of air given to me during my time here.”
“if i could save time in a bottle, i would go back and drink to the fullest each moment, each day of my life.”
“fire is entirely natural. its uses are unnatural.”
“these bodies tell stories, but those are stories of loss.”
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mothica lyrics sentence starters
sentences taken from the lyrics of various songs by mothica.
"i've been to hell and back, i've got my season pass."
"the upside of rock bottom, i've seen everything."
"look at how i survived."
"i don't need the stars, i glow in the dark."
"tried to be blind to what's inside of me, cover up the underneath."
"it's not love, it's just a guy."
"is it okay i'm not okay?"
"break the mirrors, now i'm looking how i feel."
"i'm in the background wondering when they'll notice me."
"i want to stand out, but keep the lights down, i'm so afraid of what they'll see."
"what i see isn't me, it's distorted."
"when i close my eyes, i lose my mind in some twisted fantasy."
"a stranger's a villain you haven't run away from yet."
"but when she falls asleep, she controls everything."
"i'm drinking poison and expecting you to die."
"it's coursing through my veins, an envy green so bright."
"know that i should quit, but i get jealous."
"you're twisted like dark magic."
"when it hits, my vision flickers."
"i only hate you cause i'm hating myself."
"i hitch a ride on a cursed carousel next to all the other people who compete with themselves."
"what would happen if i trusted myself?"
"i'm scared that all this will end cause i'm too in my head."
"i can't say goodbye when you're sitting in the back of my mind."
"i won't be a casualty, a product of my agony."
"feel the pain and then kill it twice."
"no, i won't go down like that."
"they say one is too many when enough is enough."
"these thoughts get too heavy when my heart weighs a ton."
"i wish i could care less but i just care too much."
"my hands around your throat won't leave me alone."
"don't mean to break the skin, i'm just sensitive."
"deadly but delicate, i'm just sensitive."
"would you read the story if the ending isn't tragic?"
"pick me apart so you can see which of the parts to keep and to leave, so i look just how you think i should be."
"things i don't show you in the light, but when you look twice, you'll see the fault lines."
"but when you look twice, it's just the highlights."
"used to pain, used to putting up a front."
"people change, now i'm getting what i want."
"step on my neck, now i'm cutthroat."
"don't cross me, cause i don't miss."
"don't test me, cause i won't flinch."
"why'd you second guess me in the first place?"
"i don't even recognize myself."
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danny gonzalez sentence starters (part 4)
sentences from youtuber danny gonzalez’s videos and songs.
“angry cock, anyone? can i interest anyone in some angry cock?”
“woah, it’s gender norms: the game!”
“you can go play tennis in your jeans, play with your dog in your jeans, run on the treadmill in your jeans...”
“you’re telling me this horse bench presses?”
“‘goddamnit’ is right.”
“you versus the ghost she tells you not to worry about.”
“is that a stunt hand?”
“she girlbosses, she gatekeeps... unfortunately, she gaslights.”
“oh no, i forgot my hat!”
“this dog is terrorizing his family. this is a bad boy.”
“they’re living with a wild animal in their house and this dad’s arms are made out of wet spaghetti.”
“this man saw a tidal wave and was like ‘THE FUCKING DOG!!!’”
“what’s the opposite of a renaissance man?”
“welcome to the school! smell my ass.”
“imagine seeing a picture of you in somebody else’s locker. i’d feel like i was being hunted.”
“attention, all ghosts in this room: you are gonna see my dick!”
“but what would you rather her ghost powers be? blowing up your room?”
“that wouldn’t be a very fun ghost, would it?”
“i’ll be honest, at this point i’m kinda worried i’m not even gonna get kissed by this cowboy ghost.”
“there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of hazing, except for when there is.”
“could you stop touching that? it’s definitely pee.”
“which leads to the scariest question of them all: why did i put my face in that?”
“why was my first instinct when confronted with a wet spot in a hotel room to get my nose and lips as close to that baby as i could?”
“yeah, bro, um, i hate you. ever thought about that? ever thought about the fact that you suck ass, so hard?”
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disability headcanon meme
happy disability pride month! i couldn't find any headcanon memes for it, so i decided to make my own! i tried to keep the questions pretty general, but some are more geared towards physical disabilities, mental disabilities, chronic illness, etc.
what disability or disabilities does your muse have?
how long has your muse had their disability? when and/or how did they develop it?
is your muse aware of their disability? have they been diagnosed?
does your muse have other disabled people in their life? anyone with the same or similar disability? what's their relationship?
what symptoms do they experience? which ones are the most common? which impact their life the most?
how does your muse feel about their disability?
how does your muse measure their energy and/or pain? do they consider themself a spoonie/use spoon theory?
how open is your muse about their disability? do they talk about it with their friends and/or family, or prefer to keep it more to themself?
does your muse use any assistive devices? which ones?
what accommodations or support does your muse have, want, or need?
do they have flare-ups? triggers? how do they deal with them?
are they receiving treatment for their disability? what kind?
what strategies do they use to manage it?
how do their friends/family/etc. treat them because of their disability? people in public?
if they have multiple disabilities, how do they interact with each other?
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dusty's spotify wrapped 2022 sentence starters (part 2)
starters taken from various songs from my "top songs 2022" playlist!
"people might think i'm a nice kid, but they don't know the real me."
"i don't care if you reject me, a different voice of mine will call out to you instead."
"will you stay just as you are right now?"
"i feel like i was born to love you."
"such a rush, you're making me lose my mind."
"you got me like crazy in love, what you're doing to me."
"so tell me, what's your intention?"
"praying for my downfall, many have tried."
"when we pull up, you know it's a shutdown."
"bunch of wannabes that wanna be me, me three if i was you."
"stay in your own lane cause i'm 'bout to swerve."
"keep talking, we shut you down."
"i'm a snake."
"please love me more."
"in my dreams i do anything i want to you."
"you better run away."
"even if it all disappears, even if i can't go back, even if everything is broken, i just want you to stay."
"i'm getting sucked in, i can't stop my destiny."
"you can't tie me down."
"they say you love me, that's obvious, right?"
"they say you want me, i'm not free."
"imma steal your heart away, you are gonna love me."
"am i getting you just a little confused? you know i never could stick to all of the rules."
"hurry up, baby, catch me if you can, haha!"
"can't you see me?"
"my friends don't understand me anymore."
"everybody wants to be my enemy."
"pray it away, i swear that i'll never be a saint, no way."
"love is embracement, love is a constant, love is a basis."
"i think i found something in my tv screen."
"leave everything that is worth a single cent and just take me instead."
"praying to whatever is in heaven, please, send me a felon."
"they could shoot but that's no fun, cause then they're killing the stolen son."
"i cannot breathe without you being right by my side, i'll die."
"the moment when i close my eyes, all i see is red lights."
"tell me you hate me."
"i don't know who i am."
"there's a horn rising up on my head, but i love it."
"are your wings in the same pain as mine?"
"it's good as long as it hurts."
"'i don't want to live,' is what i should have said."
"will i ever find peace?"
"come and watch me now."
"i'mma make it look so easy."
"tell me, do i get blessed or do i get cursed?"
"just stop, don't tell me what to do."
"i walk like a lion, i'm making my own history."
"i won't forget that lie that broke my wings."
"why are you cranky, boy?"
"i'll be the tomboy."
"i won't change it, what the hell?"
"it's neither man nor woman, just me."
"never let my guard down."
"twilight, oh bright, we're in the city, i can feel it."
"settle, settle, baby, wake up."
"this love is another name for the devil."
"too bad, but it's too sweet."
"i can't live a day without you, babe."
"call me a villain, so what?"
"sad to say i've never felt so alive."
"maybe i was born to be bad."
"wanna be the cool kid?"
"you break it, you make it."
"you kill it, you want it."
"do your best with a backup plan."
"once the predator, now you're the prey, i think that's a reason to celebrate."
"it's your fate and there's no escaping."
"follow me to the deep end where we search for your freedom."
"we call that a headshot."
"do you really wanna know the truth? the only problem we had here was you."
"you say you want me, well, here i am."
"i just wanna know how you can warm a heart that's so cold."
"you've got me close to letting you closer."
"i know how these things work out: fun to believe, but they always leave."
"stop thinking they'll love you."
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dusty's spotify wrapped 2022 sentence starters (part 1)
starters taken from various songs from my "top songs 2022" playlist!
"i just killed me with all that stress."
"love is a lie, i loved that lie."
"i like being bad."
"i'd be lying if i had to say i'll miss you."
"when i'm with you, i feel numb."
"since you went away, i haven't needed saving."
"i'm in your head."
"i'm in control."
"purple is back."
"don't know if you love me or you want me dead."
"push me away, then beg me to stay."
"late-night devil, put your hands on me."
"i've got you all figured out: you need everyone's eyes just to feel seen."
"behind your makeup, nobody knows who you even are. who do you think that you are?"
"i hope that you like this, but you probably won't."
"please someone fight for us."
"peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet, chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings."
"we were born to be alone, but we're still looking for love."
"love is slipping and falling."
"love is killing your darling."
"you keep calling me a liar."
"break my heart, you can see the real me."
"go to hell, baby, what's it to you?"
"what i said turned into reality."
"follow my rules, follow my lead."
"all the stars are lining up around me."
"if this is what you want, just shoot me."
"what i wanted is a romance movie, but reality turns red so easily."
"i'm okay, so if you wanna hurt me, baby, just hurt me."
"you shut your eyes, think rainbows, and just lock the fucking door."
"talk to the spirits, they know me by name."
"they wanna play, but i do not like this game."
"who says boys don't cry?"
"then you start telling me i'm the one. i'm not."
"i thought that we were just having fun."
"it's so bad, it's good."
"narcissistic, my god, i love it."
"oh, perfect sacrifice; hold your breath, love dive."
"i will be your right place."
"i miss you even more tonight."
"all of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine."
"i love the way you hurt me."
"frame me up on your wall just to keep me out of trouble."
"i know this whole damn city thinks it needs you, but not as much as i do."
"i am a collapsing star with tunnel vision, but only for you."
"just tell me i am the only one, even if it's not true."
"perhaps we'll fall in love, you and me."
"i come and go like a glitch."
"just keep on fighting."
"whatever they say, 'blah, blah, blah.'"
"i'm so curious, not so serious."
"you're stupid, i'm toxic."
"i hate 'to be or not.'"
"you're trapped by the same choices."
"take my hand and run."
"why don't you love me?"
"i never cry, but i was in pain yesterday as well."
"i'm going to hell, but not alone."
"you're mine."
"come to me, say you're all mine."
"even if it's not my style, i can accommodate your fantasy."
"'walk the line,' i hate that line."
"i don't know what's worth fighting for, or why i have to scream."
"i don't know why i instigate and say what i don't mean."
"i don't know how i got this way."
"love is blind, but your love is unkind."
"fire off a mayday, but i can't wait."
"such a beautiful destroyer."
"i'll put the world on fire."
"i wanna see you burn up."
"told you, i don't care at all."
"call me crazy, call me trouble, or you can call me weirdo."
"rolling in the deep inside my head, you got me bad."
"you're on my mind, i never feel all right."
"i'm gonna let you know that i'm just gonna go and hold you so i'm never letting go."
"i know you want something wonderful."
"us two are perfect, a feast in darkness."
"follow my fingertips, feel in my soul a feeling that covers your heart."
"you're losing control."
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nick diramio sentence starters
sentences from youtuber nick diramio’s videos.
“you already owe me a quarter from last month’s bake sale, so you can fuck right off with this adventure.”
“i say, if this theater can’t figure out that they need to play marvel movies on the weekend in order to turn a profit, let’s rip it apart so we can finally have a cold stone creamery in this town.”
“i should have known looking at that flat-ass hair, you weren’t really great at grasping all three dimensions.”
“i’m ready to be mean. invite me to your prom.”
“listen. you’re kind of a bitch, i’m kind of a bitch, we should team up and go walk around target during gym class.”
“our wardrobe stylist couldn’t make it today ‘cause she got hit with a subway train on the way over here.”
“i’m sorry, are you clenching the pretzel sticks between your asscheeks?”
“that somehow saved three hundred whales from being flushed down the toilet at seaworld.”
“i’m really about to get disowned over my mango eos right now?”
“why, you ask? hubris!”
“haven’t you ever tripped over your comforter a little bit and called it art?”
"it's heaven, earth, a guacamole layer of purgatory, and then hell."
“kids! pile into my no license plate prius, we’re going to drag lunch!”
“this funeral is wildin’ out.”
“i promise i’m not snobby, i just think and say a lot of snobby things.”
“you’re telling me that my security blanket can be comprised of six glazed donuts like they’re infinity stones?”
“it’s not that my parents weren’t paying attention to me as a child, it’s that, like, they had to sleep sometimes and i wasn’t afraid of climbing out of windows.”
“we’re discussing the size of a fish tank, not the known universe.”
“listen, it’s fucked-up for a guy to chop up dead animals in front of you on a first date.”
“that’s right, your poor behavior gave me diarrhea, so sit here and think about that.”
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ambiguousamphibian project zomboid zero to hero challenge sentence starters (part 2)
sentences from this youtube series.
“good morning, starshine.”
“unfortunately, dismantling boxes yields depression and boredom.”
“but, as in real life, there are trade-offs.”
“for being good at something, we’re also depressed, extremely bored, and tired, as well as cold, and under a heavy load. and hungry.”
“my only true happiness is sleep.”
“if nothing else, boredom is the worst killer.”
“was it worth it? no. was it fun? yes.”
“life is an adventure. death is not the end. but each day when we sleep, it’s like dying temporarily.”
“our time is our adversary, and each day we contend with the unforgiving minute.”
“finding a lot of butter and ice cream are my only hope.”
“previously, we’d had about four or five options... that number has dwindled down to around two or three with this cold.”
“i think it’s only best that we take this screwdriver and find every single electrical item to dismantle around here.”
“i’m a real man; i eat worms.”
“we are each given, on this earth, a little life; it’s up to us to decide what to do with the light that is ours.”
“like it or not, i have failed. a lifetime of renunciation lay before me now, as my past, something i deeply regretted in my slothful embrace, i have wrecked so much damage upon myself.”
“the way things are going, my rope is at its end, and i’m now coming to the final strands.”
“i will be in myself and of myself, sealed and complete.”
“and yet, you’ll endure, though you’ll never pass on despite the seductive waters of time enveloping the living into the river of the past and ensnaring us, dragging us down by the feet, that unquenchable tide of eons subsuming all into one grey identity, a force of billions, trillions of consciousnesses, now reunited, congealing, like oil in the waters.”
“maybe someday we will rekindle, like the wind.”
“i have a little life and a little light left.”
“what time is still mine on this earth, i might as well rest and enjoy.”
“i consume the food of zeus.”
“at least momentarily, we are saved.”
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“song 2 (all that blood)” sentence starters
sentence starters from “song 2 (all that blood)” from the lost tapes by saw mass, aka the poem(?) that lives in my head rent-free
“the wanderer, deceiver, the lagging star.”
“torture, structure, ballast, wisdom, hatred, oppression, freedom.”
“nothing is better, nothing is best.”
“we are unhappy, they are unblessed.”
“help me, i’m being held here against my will.”
“i’m not dead, i’m not alive.”
“despair and depression, together they grow.”
“hope shall meet hopeless when there’s nowhere to go.”
“death created life to grow the things that would kill us in the end.”
“the truth within thy mind rehearse, that in a boundless universe is boundless better, boundless worse.”
“may i never be complete, may i never be content, may i never be perfect.”
“you will not choke the divine from me, i am my own god and martyr.”
“you can not destroy me, i destroy myself.”
“you are allowed anger, you don’t have to forgive and forget.”
“you belong here as much as anyone else.”
“wage slave, frustration, depression, extinction.”
“you know, sometimes i might think about the world ending, or something.”
“i’d never say that to a child, children are what keep me going.”
“problems begin the moment we’re born.”
“we’re born with infinite possibilities, only to give up on one after another.”
“to choose one thing means to give up on another. that’s inevitable.”
“but what can you do? that’s what it is to live.”
“nothing ever ends poetically. it ends and we turn it into poetry.”
“all that blood was never once beautiful. it was just red.”
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enhypen lyrics sentence starters
english translations of lyrics from various songs by enhypen.
“I was wandering in the woods of questions.”
“I followed the light in the dark.”
“I link the two worlds.”
“I walk to you ‘til I reach the new world.”
“Between giving and taking, it’s time for my proving.”
“We’ve been waiting for that sky.”
“Red blood on that crown.”
“That blood dripping down.”
“My fingers pointing to you keep staining red, but I’m gonna go to you.”
“Dreams beautiful and grotesque keep changing shape.”
“Twisted and tangled dilemma of choice within dimensions.”
“Taking a step makes me afraid.”
“I hate ‘to be or not.’“
“Like hot summer, just dash.”
“If flames trap you, abandon you, can’t see the answer right now.”
“Searing heart take me now.”
“Scorching sun show me the way.”
“My compass please don’t leave me now.”
“I’m addicted to this hazy dream.”
“Even if I run, even if I stop, can’t see what’ll happen right now.”
“Exhausting, agonizing thoughts between the horns.”
“You’re trapped by the same choices.”
“You’re frozen not knowing what to do.”
“Take my hand and run.”
“Wake up, open your eyes now in this fake blessing.”
“To hell with your rules.”
“I thought it was out, flame of summer burning in me.”
“Tell me, do I get blessed or do I get cursed?”
“Victory inherited, secret hiding behind the stage lights.”
“I was dancing in the marionette’s square.”
“Don’t wanna stay, ‘cause now I realize the truth.”
“Just stop, don’t tell me what to do.”
“Liar beyond that light, we fade in to reality.”
“Between these lies, we dive into this real life.”
“And I walk like a lion, I’m making my own history.”
“I don’t know answers, I just go my own way.”
“I don’t want a zero score answer.”
“Now I won’t forget that lie that broke my wings.”
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ambiguousamphibian project zomboid zero to hero challenge sentence starters (part 1)
sentences from this youtube series.
“who needs veganism when you could be sick and severely depressed?”
“i eat the food of the gods. i sleep in this chair. every day when i wake up, i open the door.”
“it wouldn’t be prudent, or sanctified.”
“reading is our salvation.”
“if eating books doesn’t make you happy, what will?”
“i’m ugly and i’m proud. i’m also extremely sick.”
“this is really the last of our debilitating moodles.”
“if we can somehow find a large tub of butter to eat, we’ll be happier again.”
“while worms are a good source of food, they’ll make you depressed, and ultimately i’ll never recover from my cold if i eat only worms.”
“fighting cures unhappiness.”
“I am worthless. it hurts to forget that fact, and then have it thrown in my face so disrespectfully.”
“i shouldn’t be alive. but it is worth taking some antidepressants over.”
“yes, you deserve to die, and that’s all she wrote.”
“survival, overcoming the odds, is not a vestige but a metamorphosis of adamism, upon which the individual social animal endeavors to beat the odds each day.”
“life is torture. fighting is joy. snow is cold.”
“to fight and to be close to man is to know the way.”
“much as expected, we’re still not very good at anything.”
“all human life is suffering. this suffering is because of ignorance. if we rid ourselves of ignorance, we do it by learning. knowledge is liberation.”
“to live is to suffer, and yet we go on playing the game. to live is to play the game.”
“surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and i can relax.”
“some would ask, what is the purpose of our lives? some scholars would ask: why? some skeptics would ask: why go on living in a world devoid of meaning? to live is to believe. or, in the words of rudyard kipling, to fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds of distance running. or speed-walking. either one is completely acceptable.”
“ask me a riddle and i reply: ‘i have to get out of here before i die.’“
“yep, it was a giant butter knife, i was right.”
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drew gooden sentence starters
sentences from youtuber drew gooden’s videos.
“i was just wondering, since i guess you’re going to be gone for a while, could i crash here?”
“why would i have a picture of you on the wall of my office?”
“yeah, but i feel like you turned into a dog.”
“i can’t touch my boys?”
“well, i saw some markers, and then i just started drawing on my face.”
“here’s a butt--i don’t know who’s that is, but don’t touch that.”
“almost everything i say, at all times, is stupid.”
“my doctor says it’s a bad idea to get out of my chair.”
“i plead beethoven’s fifth!”
“i feel like with this one i was having like a midlife crisis at the age of twenty.”
“i think i was still learning how to like, be in a relationship even though that was like my fifth one.”
“if everything you do is ironic, then what’s real?”
“you see, the way my brain works is that it doesn’t.”
“sorry, dad, i can’t have dinner with you this year... i need to sit at my computer so i can sign up for a scam.”
“i just got scammed out of getting scammed.”
“i turned it on... and then blacked out after about four seconds and woke up in my bathtub covered in sweat.”
“the things i would do that that hunk of plastic.”
“instead of two people kissing in front of a christmas tree, what if they were screaming at each other at a macaroni grill?”
“i’m all for out-of-the-box thinking, but... no.”
“sure, maybe my body has a few too many orifices for your liking, but that’s not always a bad thing.”
“he’s the perfect guy: handsome, charitable, causes scenes in restaurants, tall.”
“don’t get me started on the socks.”
“ladies, if you’re trying to get a boyfriend, don’t forget you gotta have skin! and a mouth! if you don’t have skin or a mouth, you’re not gonna get a boyfriend.”
“the keys to popularity are to dress well, be bisexual, and just don’t get into any trouble.”
“honey, how do i put this politely, if i were to come home tonight and discovered your dead body on the floor, the only emotion i would feel is relief.”
“nothing like a nice, warm, afternoon cup of... nothing.”
“hey, guys, i’m sick. and because i’m sick, i think i’m a little angrier than i normally am.”
“everything i’ve eaten today has tasted awful, i slept like shit last night, also when i was brushing my tongue this morning, i put the toothbrush back too far--which i do sometimes, and i’ll usually gag--but this was such a violent gag my throat hurt for like fifteen minutes, and even though that happened a few hours ago, i’m still pissed about it.”
“‘seems to be delicious’ is something a robot would say if he saw food for the first time, and was trying to convey to a human that he’s not really a robot.”
“i knew that, i am a human.”
“the last time i had a bagel that i didn’t toast was, um--i have never done that.”
“what are we, we’re fighting a nuclear war out there and we’re worried about how to cut a bagel? we’re lucky we even have bagels to cut however which way we want.”
“i dice my bagels. and i eat them like little--like m&ms.”
“call it controversy, but i think this is pretty stupid.”
“maybe i’ll get sick more often, so i can be an asshole about stuff and complain more.”
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“I played Balan Wonderworld so you don’t have to” sentence starters
sentences taken from this video by alpharad
“i don’t care if you wanna rebrand ‘abducting kids’ as ‘guiding them through a magical realm,’ but you’re still gonna be put on a list.”
“as already stated, this game starts off with my third favorite felony: abduction! the children kind!”
“throw it off the edge, throw it off the edge, throw it off the edge, throw it off the edge.”
“the dolphin was the bad guy the entire time.”
“dolphins are horrible, by the way.”
“we’ve brought her back to life after the dolphin murdered her.”
“i hope she murders the dolphin and eats him for lunch.”
“well, as long as it was a prank.”
“so, as you can tell... ah... who cares...”
“the moral of the story: if you get bullied... stop.”
“dude, you had seventeen jump buttons and you didn’t use any of them.”
“no matter how many times i see this, i’m still not prepared for it.”
“so her backyard got knocked down and now she’s an evil bird?”
“okay, any predictions on her tragic backstory?”
“your mom would probably ground you if you told her that joke.”
“what do you think this chess guy’s endgame is, post-dance party?”
“can’t wait to happy blast over everyone in my path.”
“he met a girl and then went on a really scary rollercoaster.”
“oh, thank god i’m a sexy fire hydrant.”
“next time i play a game and i’m not a vacuum cleaner, i’m gonna close the game.”
“we used to have social anxiety, and now... we probably still do.”
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danny gonzalez sentence starter (part 3)
sentences from youtuber danny gonzalez’s videos and songs.
“i seriously have some really normal-looking nipples.”
“we all have that one friend that just... lies, all the time.”
“life is just one big fuckin’ mario kart.”
“there were severe thunderstorm warnings, there were severe hail warnings, and there were... about three or four tornado warnings.”
“the motivational speaker’s a fucking caveman.”
“yeah, can you come over? my kids aren’t eating their broccoli.”
“you don’t have to tell me every time you found a bounce here.”
“oh no! oh, damnit, this really ruined my whole day, my friend breakin’ his neck and shit.”
“that mouse seems... legitimately traumatized by what she’s done.”
“do you have any idea how hard it is to be an egg? no! you’ve never been an egg in your life!”
“next time i shatter, can you just let me die?”
“i don’t want a fridge with a personality.”
“from here on out, no more talking about adult rat content.”
“do i just have ‘nervous guy’ posture?”
“we stan an uncomfortable king.”
“oh my god, dude. these people are tearing me to shreds! i deserve it, too, that’s the worst part.”
“i’m so confident, i just fell asleep.”
“i’m so confident, i’m just bored all the time.”
“is this a current photo? are you three years old?”
“wow, that’s awesome, this is really fucked-up!”
“there’s also caution tape all over the walls and a danger sign on the front door of his room... which is kinda considerate, actually.”
“ow! fuckin’ bitch-ass crab! ugh!”
“this does not look like the type of place you would wanna go to find love, this looks like a fedex.”
“ROCK IT, BABY, YEAH!”
“do you think they got married? or do you think they’re both dead?”
“they kind of look like they were drawn by a fourth grader, so i don’t know what’s up with that.”
“you try to stay away from... water?”
“if i get too close to water, i might forget how to act, shit.”
“nah, they’re just brittle in the mornings. usually they harden around lunchtime, and at night... they get squishy.”
“i have superpowers... i can’t go to school anymore, i gotta go home.”
“they give off some pretty strong ‘we kill mermaid’ vibes.”
“haha! got your head! you’re not going anywhere now, missy!”
“i’m sorry, man, you’re grounded as fuck.”
“ugh, okay, fine, i’ll help you cure your stupid bone thing.”
“we actually have a game of marco polo planned for the rest of time, so i can’t cure cancer, sorry, i know.”
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blackpink lyrics sentence starters/prompts
english translations of lyrics from various songs by blackpink.
“i don’t pretend to play nice like others.”
“i smile easily because it does me good.”
“ask me to be nice and then i’ll do it extra mean.”
“if you wanna fix me then let’s break up here and now.”
“with just one word, you’re starstruck again.”
“felt like heaven but you might not get in it.”
“i can’t stand myself being so weak.”
“i need to bring an end to this love.”
“he said, ‘you look crazy;’ thank you, baby, i owe it all to you.”
“got me all messed up, this love is my favorite.”
“you plus me sadly can be dangerous.”
“after all, in the end, we lie.”
“if i end up forgetting you, so sorry--i’m not sorry.”
“we all commit to love that makes you cry.”
“we must kill this love before it kills you, too.”
“laugh all you want while you still can.”
“i feel bad but there’s nothing i can do.”
“the day i fell without my wings.”
“those dark days where i was trapped.”
“you should’ve ended me when you had the chance.”
“love is like playing with fire that can get you hurt.”
“my attraction towards you is greater than the fear.”
“will i kiss him? will i diss him? don’t know, but i miss him.”
“we were born to be alone.”
“didn’t want to be a princess, i’m priceless.”
“love is a drug that i quit.”
“love is slippin’ and fallin’.”
“love is killin’ your darlin’.”
“everyone eventually leaves.”
“but we’re still looking for love.”
“i just want you to stay.”
“instead of having meaningless conversations with others, i’d rather be in awkward silence with you.”
“in this world of lies, the only truth is you.”
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