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«Excuse me? Two things. One: please don’t fire at the ceiling, it’s held together with prayers. Two: feel free to shoot Mr Steele, I find him very annoying.»

Mr Colchester aka the best character of the AAU

#WE LOVE GRUMPY OLD MEN #mr colchester #aliens among us

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Orr: How are you?

Mr. Colchester: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Tyler walks in*

Mr. Colchester: There it is again.

#ahdjjdjd yikes! #poor tyler #tyler steele #mr colchester #aliens among us

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Orr: I was about to ask Susan to book me in for another treatment later today.

Manager: Allow me, one Sorvan to another.

Orr: I'd prefer to be served by Susan.

Manager: Oh. Oh, I see... I understand completely, Mx. Orr. When I've replaced them with robot staff, they'll still be, let's say... options for humanophiles. They're quite the novelty if you like that sort of thing.

Orr: And you do like that kind of thing, don't you?

Manager: E-xcuse me?

Orr: I've grown some very human... attributes since talking with you. Surprising for a Sorvix. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone how attractive you find them. Humans are irresistible, aren't they?

#orr is such a fav!!!!!! #aliens among us #orr

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Torchwood fandom

I’m curious how many active members are there in our fandom? I mean, those who wait for new audio releases and like to discuss torchwood timelines ;) Reblog if you are one, please?

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Ianto: The team member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Owen: You get team member of the week every week.

Ianto: And there’s a reason for that.

Owen: Yeah, you pick team member of the week!

Ianto: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

#andjjddn #i love this man #(no hetero) #ianto #owen

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Ianto is canonically That Bitch at the office who only got hired because the boss thought he was hot

#i mean.... #ianto

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jack: hey ianto what are you carrying that stopwatch around for? ianto:

#I CANT AHDNDJJDJDF #ianto #jack

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is no one going to acknowledge the big hit torchwood stuff? i know it's stuff you have to pay for, but it's really good and the kind of new season they made is really good with wonderful characters and i really wanna talk about it

#please??? #i didnt pay for them i know a website where you can find them for free #i feel like i shouldnt admit that #but like i Plan on buying at least some of them when i actually have money #torchwood #big finish #torchwood big finish #torchwood audio

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i have a lot of really random deep thoughts about torchwood

#lmao #this is why i dont get my homework done #torchwood

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i have a hot take for you all

#i mean.... #jack

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Was gonna make a post about if captain jack harkness had access to a time machine he’d go back to late 1700s and fuck alexander hamilton, but then realized he definitely wouldn’t because he’d just search for the doctor and now my funny idea has turned sad

#sad face #jack

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#poor boy #ianto

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what if jack isnt actually the face of boe and he was just fucking with the doctor. like jack still KNOWS the face of boe so those two teamed up to fuck with the doctor and be like ‘yeah im jack and jack is me we are one and the same’ and jack is just behind that jar losing his mind

#ahdhjdd i love this #jack