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it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….

#THIS!!!!!!! FUCKING THIS!!!!!!!!#wait not fucking like. having sex with the post #just 'fucking' to place emphasis on the this

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

#HOLY FUCKING SHIT #ive never heard this song and i listened to the original one first and then this #AND OH MY GOD?????#THIS IS SO. dyinh dead deceased as i slide down the wall shaking and screaming with tears runnig down my cheeks

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I FORGOT TO PUT MY PERFUME ON NOOOOOOOO

#i am. heartbroken

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

#sceduling this for tomorrow so i can listen to it #hopefully

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twelfth-dykector · 2 hours

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usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"

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twelfth-dykector · 2 hours

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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

#this is so fucking funny #and lovely

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twelfth-dykector · 2 hours

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Why are you having a romance with chemicals, that seems unsafe, that's why we have railroad safety laws

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

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I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

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twelfth-dykector · 2 hours

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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

#this is so fucking funny #it HAS to be a bit

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twelfth-dykector · 3 hours

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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