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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#OP stuck this out for a year

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• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

#dungeon meshi #laios touden

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Teafication

YT link

#dungeon meshi

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims

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[Telenovela music intensifies]

Today’s group chat discussion: Medb’s reaction to Dark Marie

#fate/grand order #avenger Marie Antoinette #rider medb #rider Marie Antoinette

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most british panel shows run the risk of getting stale as an unfortunate consequence of being on air for roughly 400 years each but taskmaster consistently cracks me up even at season 17

#taskmaster

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

#betterhelp

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

#for a rainy day #started tearing up a bit….

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he is. meow meow coded.

#hatoful boyfriend #shuu iwamine

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"The Stoppables"

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In case you’re curious, the homo stats are to give you a point modifier in the Homosexual Underground check.

top 10 interactions honestly

#disco elysium #the stats this thing keeps track of #shout out to fayde for being beloved and wonderful and making me discover this stuff

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A couple weeks ago, someone rec-ed one of my fics and I found out through a comment and I was super flattered and delighted because wow, recognition, and then someone said “hey, here’s the post that rec-ed you” and I haven’t replied to that or any comment in like two weeks because that was too much recognition and it terrified me.

#I make fun of Raven for being like ‘don’t you dare come near me but please pet me but don’t approach me or touch me but please pet me’ #and I’ve just now realized that I’m the same. #anyway I’m probably still not going to go into my comments cause vocalizing my fear still made it scary!!

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Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

#knives out #I half watched knives out because of this post

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#the wedding banquet #oh this looks fun

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i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

#things that made me laugh