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the bravest person in the world

#she's so real for that lowkey

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I think my favourite thing about the Twilight franchise is that Alice probably saw all of the shit that went down in New Moon coming from a mile away and she said nothing because sure I can warn them earlier and prevent all of this but then I wouldn’t get to drive around Italy in a yellow Porsche and see Bella run through a sea of people in red capes just to jump on Edward while he was glowing and honestly where’s the fun in that

#good for her

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#The Princess and the Frog I think #every other earlier movie memory I have was at home #maybe my parents just didn't take me to the theater that much as a very small child

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romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

#I have to romanticize my life #it is unironically my best coping mechanism to ward off depressive episodes #but it kind of backfires sometimes when the romanticization doesn't pull through for me

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

#TWILIGHT

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Which Cullen finally let it slip to Bella that they'd once had a family meeting re: whether or not to murder her?

Oh, this was totally Emmett. He was like "Woah, things would be so different if we had decided to kill Bella in that meeting." and Bella's like "Y'all had a meeting about possibly killing me?!" and gets all "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" angry. Alice eventually calms her down and is like "Btw, I voted against killing you."

#i need to reread midnight sun so bad bro

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WIP of Esme helping Rosalie get dressed for her revenge spree 🔪 👰‍♀️

Working on making more cinematic illustrations with this little prologue story. (It’s not canon) but it’s a sequence revolving around the night Rosalie 😵’s Royce (🗣️booo 🍅🍅) King.

In this frame, Esme lends Rose her own veil to top off the look 👌

See more story frames on my Patreon!

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#only reblogging this bc there is actually a lot riding on tmrw for me

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POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class

#love that this beautiful piece of art was created just for a laugh

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having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

#this! #need

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I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

#i get him

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Y'all I was away from Tumblr during the animated announcement, so even though this is old news, I am curious:

Personally, I am not at all surprised by this turn of events. I was already suspecting as much when the original tv show announcement was made. A small part of me is kind of sad that we won't get to experience the fun of finding out who the cast is and such, but also I've been saying forever that twilight would translate well to animation, so I'm pretty hype to see what happens.

#Twilight #twilight tv show #twilight tv series #twilight animated

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When millennials work in government

#lmaooo

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Robert Pattinson is having a panic attack somewhere and I don’t blame him cause I am too

#ain't no way this is real

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ok who wants to break the news to stephenie meyer that women are in fact human

#no bc this quote is actually so funny and iconic to me #bestie really said she was anti-human lmaooo yess go off queen

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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remember when bella was playfully like "’something I should know’? what lol, are you not a virgin?" and edward went on to confess that he murdered dozens of men. SO unserious can you imagine how quickly the vibes in that room shifted. I know she felt so fucking awkward for saying that

#lmaooo