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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

#I don't expect them to know who's in the eurozone and what coin those that aren't use #But I'm always amazed at the sheer confidence of usamericans when speaking of shit they know fuck all about. Job interview energy

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#Windows and mirrors ☺️ it's satisfying doesn't take long and window cleaner smells nice

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#Taller/shorter or hair colour... Grrr just use their names i beg you #Also terrible is when someone's like. Title or job position is used to refer to them in the middle of a regular convo at home #The taller man said X. The *checks notes* accountant answered Y. Like dude what does that matter rn 😭

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oh but you gotta understand them only now it's worth worrying about, this was just an endemic disease that affects a small and unimportant population, it only affects the entirety of latin america, africa, south and southeast asia, china, the pacifi

#I was like ''that read like a very factual sentence'' and then #THE WORLD MUST PREPARE 📣📣📣 #Okay dude calm down

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I am going to cry? not even joking.

so there's this stupid little melody that has been stuck in my head for over a goddamn DECADE. I am 100% not exaggerating. the facts: I KNOW that it's classical music, a full orchestral piece, and the bit that's stuck is played by the brass section. the problem is that it's SO simple - it's literally just a broken triad - that no one I've talked to can place it, and it's not specific enough to search for online (and I have TRIED)

until now.

there's this site I just got shown called musipedia.org. it's apparently particularly good at identifying classical music - you can input it in a variety of ways (half are flash and don't work, sadly). with one of the ways, you can program in a melodic contour (literally just saying if notes go up or down) and...it works? really well??

I had another random little bit of something stuck in my head, so I put in the contour, and it immediately identified it:

lookit that! it's SO SPECIFIC DANG!

and so I put in that stupid little melody that has fucking plagued me and...

oh my god. that's it. it's fucking Tchaikovsky. I played it at least twice in high school, and somehow it just lodged in my brain but was like, so basic I could never place it. I am literally near tears, I have SOLVED this fucking mystery oh my god it's been so many years aaaaaaaaa

anyways here's the demon piece:

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

#PLEASE #I've recently seen a woman suffer so much because her mither waited until she started trying for kids and had her first miscarriage- #To tell her ''oh yeah i also had a couple before i had you'' #Turns out she's heterozygous for two genes related to thrombus formation. So her embryo starved... #If she knew I'm sure she would've started tried earlier in life and also with more medical support #She's finally had a daughter though. It's my niece :)

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#I skip some colder days #But I've taken three showers on summer days where I'm all over the place and sweating a lot. Ymmv

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#💀💀💀 #I contributed to the purple and i don't regret it

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

#Not the unionized scientist rats... They could've cured cancer 😔 #This is so accurate

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#Dreadful

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#None of these 😬 I'd rather my body didn't feel any of these stimuli #However when doing laser hair removal in ticklish areas it's half pain half tickle. Which is a bit confusing but not pleasant

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#pffffft

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points have been made

#lmaooooooo

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#auditory processing you cunt

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#....... awful amount of neurodivergents in here #and by awful i mean AYYYY WEIRDO SOLIDARITY #anyway i had two year-long delays but then i went back does that count?

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#what i imagine migraines feel like

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Classic Zelda Squad

#OG babies!!!! #Tloz art #The legend of zelda