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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

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me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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What if there was ANOTHER update aquatic!!!

I had some ideas in a dream and wanted to share them #minecraft

#i love these honestly #my only feedback that the ocean glider fuction like elytra where its unuseable when broken but not gone #because hearts of the see and nautilus shells are just fucking annoying to get #mc #also amazing art #that is in fact what minecraft shark would look like

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

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i think more young people shpuld fish its literally natures gacha

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I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrating stream directly into their pussy*

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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Uhh funny caption :3

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there