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twominutebest · 5 months

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Rules for Cunts

I recently made a helpful translator for men to understand their cunts. This is a guide for cunts to know how to behave. These are simple rules, read and memorize to be better.

Your asshole is the hole men want. It is natural for your ass to take cocks, sometimes more than one. Does it hurt? That’s your problem, not his. Shut up and take it. Do you want lube? No. You never want lube.

Your mouth is your second best hole. Cock goes in your mouth. Words should not come out, unless asked to speak. Train your throat so you can take cocks deeper. Finger your throat or use a dildo regularly until you have no gag reflex. Make your throat as inviting as your cunt or your asshole.

Also, your mouth is for swallowing. If a man puts something in your mouth, you swallow it. Whether it’s cum, spit, piss, some combination of them, you swallow every drop and thank him. Sometimes these fluids will come from another girl’s mouth or asshole. This does not change the rules.

Your cunt is not for fucking. Your cunt may be fucked once in a while, if your mouth and ass are already full, but realize that the man is doing it reluctantly. Just in case a man has to use it, shave or wax your cunt to make it pretty. Your cunt is mainly for slapping and whipping to cause you pain or humiliate you.

You are bisexual if a man wants you to be. You will play with other cunts on demand. If you are asked to eat a girl’s asshole, you eat it like it’s your dinner.

Don’t be afraid to be messy. You are more attractive when covered in bodily fluids. Wear lots of makeup and intentionally smear it with cockslime. The messier you get, the more pleasing it is to look at you.

The more cocks you please, the more useful you are. Ask your man to invite his friends and make you the entertainment. Let them destroy your holes and cover you in cum and spit and maybe even piss if you’re lucky. Lick the mess up off the floor to show how grateful you are. And don’t clean up right away until they all take pictures to remember the fun.

Never say no to something a man wants to do. It is not your place to refuse sexual acts just because you don’t want to do them. If something seems too dirty, degrading, or painful, you’re wrong. Do it and smile.

If any cunts on here have questions, I’m always available to help.

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twominutebest · 11 months

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