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my allergies.

theres little elf men hiding in my throat stabbing me with tiny daggers every time i swallow. some of the other men are in my ears mischievously ticking my eardrums with their tiny little hands leaving me an itchy earachey mess. while others are sitting up in my nasal cavities giggling deviously while clogging the holes. theyre all laughing and dancing giddily knowing im miserable and cannot sleep peacefully this way. i will attack at sunrise tomorrow with some medication that should release tiny nice men to attack the evil gremlins in my nose, ear, and throat causing me discomfort and claim victory healing my wounds.

#allergies

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daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

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i love having ocs with professions i know nothing about its like This is Scientist Sam she works at the Science Factory

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entranced by this pinterest comment i found.. (id in alt)

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listen i needed something silly after yesterday’s post

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Does Jesus X Judas count as historical RPF

cant you guys ever just ask me about my day

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Baking sure is a great way to relieve stress! just remember that if a recipe says 50 minutes at 350 degrees, dont put it in at 2,800 degrees for 6 minutes! it ummmmm….doesnt work like that….. :{

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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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did she learn nothing from jfk

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where did i read that bah odenkirk's chin looks the way it looks because after some surgery the doctor told him to take a couple painkillers to sleep at night but it was too much for poor lil bobo and he smashed his face on the floor or something lmao why do i even know this

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taylor swift just said the n word guys yall better get out that queue

#i love you taylor #taylornation #taylor swift

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guys this triangle looks like its blushing uwu!

#god help me

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why does he look like a really overworked elf

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fuck :3 the police >~<

#acab