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Anyone wants any spicy dialogue mods???

#I didn't expect the fic to be very popular and it isn't #and that's fine #writer brain just wants feedback lol #and also i don't really have any solid ideas for the other bachelors that would convert well to just dialogue

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Ugh, sorry it's not much, and I already had to update it, cause the question format I used apparently wasn't working.

I swear to god, if there was one thing about stardew valley I would change, it would be to make writing questions easier/more understandable, cause that part just boggles my fucking mind...

if anyone knows a guide that explains it better than the wiki please point me to it.

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#I did it #hopefully it works

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

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*sigh*

testing a cam!boy sebastian dialogue mod rn -_-

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Linus/Sebastian Characters: Linus (Stardew Valley), Sebastian (Stardew Valley) Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Somnophilia, Watersports, Humiliation, Sexual Abuse, Cigarettes, cigarette burn, Rape, Marking, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Summary:

Maru didn’t want to roofy her brother, okay? She really didn’t. It was just that... both of them were night owls, which didn’t bother Maru most of the time - part of Sebastian's room was under her stargazing deck, but she was usually able to filter out his banging around, his loud music, his general... activity. Except. Tonight would be the only night for her to observe a rare planetary phenomenon. She would not have another chance for 11 years and she'd been fiddling with the calibration of her telescope for weeks now. Even the smallest vibration could ruin everything for her…

#here it is #wrote it in a few hours of feverish inspiration #its been a while so i might be a little rusty...

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i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

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fuck.

so, i only wanted to post it to tumblr, but apparently 2.7k is too long for tumblr???

Ugh, it's almost 1AM I need to sleep, but if I don't come to my senses until then, I will post it on AO3 tomorrow

well shit. now im writing the most fucked up linus/sebastian nobody asked for.

shit shit shit

#fuck me lol #just banging out alomst 3k after nothing for months??? #and for SV filth?????????? #theres no scientist mad enough to study THIS fucking brain

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well shit. now im writing the most fucked up linus/sebastian nobody asked for.

shit shit shit

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I am on my hands and knees asking you (and that other anon) to populate the sdv fandom on AO3. there are like. TWO. truly fucked up yet readable fucks and we need so many more. insert recruitment propaganda poster here

You would wish more WIPs on Udunie? WIPs like the plague? Jail! Jail for anon for a thousand years!

#no but really #im honored that you thought i should take up the mantle #but im already choking on what ive bitten off #but maybe someone gets inspired???

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Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing

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If we’re sharing kinky hcs, I like to imagine that while Harvey might be a little more thorough with some of his patients at their checkups, Demetrius goes full mad scientist on Sebastian whenever his stepson does something that pisses him off. He goes the whole nine yards: tying Sebastian to the table, gag in his mouth, a sound in his dick to keep him from cumming as he puts increasingly larger objects up his ass. He takes notes and monitors vitals while Sebastian squirms and sweats and groans.

I also think Linus plays around with bugs/worms whenever he gets bored, given how the cutscene where he teaches you how to make Wild Bait goes. I can just imagine him stripping his clothes off when he knows he’s alone, plopping down in the dirt and muck and letting the worms crawl in and out of his urethra.

oooo I haven't even considered the Sebastian/Demetrius dynamic! (I've been mostly pondering NPC/farmer stuff for modding shit) That is a lovely idea!

I think... with Demetrius being a bit on the awkward side, I would see him being a bit obsessed with Sebastian, but if it were up to me, he would prefer to have his little experiments without Sebastian being the wiser? Like, maybe he would keep drugging him secretly with something he cooked up that would make the micropenis situation even worse? Maybe even give him something to make him impotent, but still constantly horny???

He could also just drug him sometimes and then fuck Sebastian's brains out while he's asleep? (Love me some fucked up somnohpilia lol)

I've also talked with another friend who mentioned Linus (who I headcanon as having a monster under those rags) and Sebastian??? And I think that would make a lot of sense - especially if Demetrius used that above mentioned drug on him to make Sebastian want to get his ass destroyed lol They run into each-other in the mountains/at the train station, and the next second that edgelord emo boy is having his bottom split open on that monster cock :D

I think... Harvey would do everything in a sort of gaslighting way??? "Sam/Alex/whoever, of course it's totally normal that I check your prostate every month for two hours straight, what are you talking about? This is just best practice. Now let me prescribe you some hormones, they might make you develop some small breasts, but according to your bloodwork, you clearly need it..."

And totally yes to Linus! He is one with nature! That also - of course - includes enjoying the sensation of slugs/snails/worms wriggling all over his huge cock! And since he's friends with the wizard (who I call Magnus in my head as per Stardew Valley Expanded fanon) the two of them can try out all sorts of fucked up magic tricks...

#ask box #prompt box