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once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

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me as a parent 

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The morning song. 1883. Book cover, detail. (from nemfrog, gif by the-eternal-moonshine)

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when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

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Stan Lee in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

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NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

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