withered-demon

[withered-demon]

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SEND “📂“ FOR A RANDOM YET COMPLETELY USELESS HEADCANON I HAVE

If Megatron was human he would be goth and be a lovercraftian type author

#random headcanon #Headcanon #Anonymous

[withered-demon]

(2) "Stuff that's been said in the chatroom" Sentence Starter meme

(( LAST ONE I SWEAR - and so finally, my memes are off my hands… @roaringheart ))

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“In what context should I take that.”

“That feeling when you’re creeping around and your target is creeping harder than you.”

“The worst part about it is it’s [muse name].”

“I am a doctor, I got my doctorate while torturing people.”

“Sometimes I look at my hands and find random marks of blood ????”

“Why do I keep coming in at the weird moments.”

“Define ‘flattering.’”

“I have found the source of the blood.”

“Is it a lot of blood?”

“First it was the drunks and weed, the bath salts and face eating, now this.”

“[muse name] is treating themselves bleeding like a minor inconvenience.”

“WatER IS WET [muse name] WATER IS WET BUT Y'ALL DIDNT BELIEVE ME!”

“What is this… sleep?”

“Holy crap, you’re in 13th grade.”

“Don’t put that in the sentence meme.”

“Stop destroying things.”

“That was funnier in my head.”

“I will secure your buttocks with my hand.”

“Sometimes I fear for my hair.”

“Why can’t I have kitty thigh highs.”

“I don’t need your sass, [muse name].”

“Does it taste as good as it smells?”

“That was one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard tbh I couldn’t top that.”

“Get back here, you can’t just trigger me and leave.”

“I mean I’m gonna blow it up but ykno.”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO STAY HOME ALONE WITHOUT A BABYSITTER.”

“…… What the heck is golden juice ?? Pee ??”

“YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED !”

“YOU ARE JUST A CHICKEN !”

“Your ex just tackled me in a fit of passion.”

“HIT HER !!! WITH A STICK !!!!!”

“I’LL SHOW YOU OUT OF HAND !!”

“Do we have to adopt [insert name]?”

“MY DARLING PROTECT ME OUR BABY IS BROKEN”

“DON’T TOUCH THE PRECIOUS MINT LEAF”

“#KEEP[insertname]PURE2K16”

“I WANNA FEEL YOUR STARE BURN HOLES IN ME !”

“HOW ARE YOU THAT BLIND YOURE USUALLY THE SHARPEST OUTTA THE GROUP NEXT TO [insert name]”

“[muse name] IS ON THE STABBING BLOCK.”

“I need to make a bubble at least once with this lollipop gum.”

(Stares at [muse A], whispers) “[muse B]’s mine now.”

“THERE WAS NO FAMILY YOU STUPID NARC”

“I’m much saltier than I realized.”

“I have to decide whether or not I’m gonna lie.”

“It’s never ‘nothing’ with you, [muse name].”

“Never have I felt so pressured to eat pretzels wtf.”

“ITS NOT EVEN SUBTLE, THEY ARE KINKSTERS!”

“One time, I did the Macarena to a song that was not the Macarena song.”

“I enjoy not talking to [muse name].”

“My internet died because it couldn’t handle my waifu.”

“I feel like I just watched a car crash in slow motion.”

“Meh why meme when you can sleep. Better yet, why not meme WHILE you sleep?”

“Are you actually intoxicated.”

“Go back to bed, it’s daddies time.”

“NYOOOOM”

“You want pizza ? You’re dead.”

“I JUST DAB-SLAPPED [muse name]’S FACE!”

“Don’t do anything illegal.”

“Time to do something illegal.”

“IS [muse name] THE FATHER!?”

“I thought you said my hair was pregnant and I was like…. what.”

“I only accept kisses with lipstick color coral blue number 2.”

“Is it too late to return these friends for another set?”

“I’m Shrek no longer.”

“Why are you awake. You need to sleep at night.”

“You just swore like three times.”

“How can an idiot like me drop a titanium baseball bat in their eye?”

“Goor ebiufh.”

“Friknu.”

“I cant believe im in the middle of a child custody battle.”

“Believe in the power of booby.”

“It’s like a man period.”

“if only [muse name] hadn’t made a chew toy outta him during his man period.”

“Frik, these pajama pants are too hot to wear; why did I put them on.”

“Frickety frack, this replica’s whack.”

“I think I accidentally made a [insert thing here].”

“Dwarven Vow #420: Blaze it after you glaze it.”

“Bye, [muse name], don’t die in math.”

“Time to keep talking to Shrek.”

“Then suddenly you hear trumpets.”

“I don’t want to fight my husband.”

“Would you fight my husband ?”

“I don’t think I’m putting this game down for another 18 hours.”

“Do not Dad Joke the Dad.”

#rp meme

[withered-demon]

Ah same, that is quite honestly my favorite horse in the game though I am disappointed you can not customize him :/

Emotions are banned, only video games allowed.

#flameofnyon

[withered-demon]

#headcanon #silly headcanons #this is how megs with play with his sparklings

[withered-demon]

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

#rp meme

[withered-demon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

#rp meme

[withered-demon]

"Mr. Sunshine ball! That's you new nickname by the way. I have a question. Someone told me that you may have an answer to it. You see... I don't know if you have it too, but I have my own pocket dimension. Actually, my body is like 30-70% groundbridges at this point, depends on the day and the mood. So, I noticed that I've been leaking lately... of water. An actual salty sea water. I think I opened a groundbridge at the bottom of the sea and I'm not really sure how to close it or reach it."

Megatron gave his alternate a very confused expression at being given such a strange nickname. “Megatron do not call me that if you please, If you must call me something Captain or our name is fine as I do not enjoy nicknames.”

The autobot listen carefully to his double with interest and rested his chin in his servo to ponder at a way to help him.

“My chassis too, is littered with groundbridges and other things but I have to admit that I am indeed surprised that you do not have control over them, Perhaps taking some time to go through you coding and programs will help you find the commands you seek as it took me a few weeks to find them in my coding myself.”

“I’m afraid that’s all the advice I can give you.”

#charged-to-be-free

[withered-demon]

What did you think would happen when you took his words away?

#headcanon #self (megatron) #//mnenosurgery made megatron more agessive i think

[withered-demon]

There is talk of mnemosurgery in the dash....

Megatron: 

#ic status #dash commentary

[withered-demon]

“you okay?”

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

It wasn’t the roof of the Lost Light per say but it was the highest observation deck he could find on the ship, Alone with the stars Megatron silently thought of his life and choices his made.

The old mech sat just looking at the galaxy beyond the protective glass and accepted that being an autobot has indeed changed him but his never been happier in his life, on the other side of this coin however, his never felt quiet so alone.

“you okay”

The ex-warlord turned his helm to look at Quark and rumbled a reply. “Yes, I am fine. Thank you.”

#scientificmicroscope #okay meme

[withered-demon]

(( bruh I literally know NOTHING of megatron or transformers but I love your megatron and I love writing with you!! I miss talking to you too!!

//that’s gay bruh but honestly same with the DC universe for me... the only one I really know about/like is batman stuff. I love and miss you too tho

#meme thingy #yay my friend loves meeeee #smallblueboyscout

[withered-demon]

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

#meme

[withered-demon]

是假如世界线的霸天虎角斗士救护车。 Decepticon Gladiator Ratchet in an parallel world.

#mirror verse #Ratchet

[withered-demon]

I just love your Megatron, he is best boi!! Hope we can role play a thread together sometime :3c

//thank you! My megs is a big grump but i’m pretty happy with him! I would love too! I should be back officially back to tumblr Saturday or Monday I think... Finals week is murder man ;w;

#ooc #meme thingy #lostvoicebumblebee

[withered-demon]

Your portrayal is strong willed and opinionated, but polite and kind; perfect for our resident poet. 💖

//thank you TTwTT I can’t write beautifully long novel paragraphs but I try to keep megs in mind when I write him

#ooc #meme thingy #monty-madam-witch

[withered-demon]

We haven't interacted yet, but I find your portrayal enjoyable to read! It's refreshing for me to find a Megatron, while still being true to the character enjoyable to witness ^^!

// Thank you so much! I just came back from a college binge and feel a little rusty >w

#ooc #meme thingy #polyhexianchicken

[withered-demon]

tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal