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how?? just how?

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I drank the jet fuel too fast

Dunkin cold brew tastes like diesel mix and Starbucks cold brew tastes like jet fuel

#my hEART

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My regency dress pattern shipped from Bad Ischl has safely made it through customs in New York, from Austria to the US in under a week 😌

#was super nervous it wouldn’t arrive until June after I needed it #but just like always #international shipping is more reliable than domestic because the usps was intentionally defunded ✨

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Dunkin cold brew tastes like diesel mix and Starbucks cold brew tastes like jet fuel

#there’s a difference

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Trying to retrain my gait on just the left foot because I realized recently that I put all my weight on the outside of the foot and then roll in (probably as a result of when I had severe tendinitis and was trying not to put weight on it) and that shit is HARD

#my foot and ankle are sore now but my hip and knee already feel less fucked

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Diners drive ins and dives is maybe the most dependable show of all time. Any hotel room you’re in. Boom. Guy fieri is in your room and he WILL keep you entertained for a minimum of three hours.

#the YouTube app on this tv won’t load but he’s here for me

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴

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saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr

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me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

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Uh oh I need to stop looking at Facebook marketplace

#there’s an old lady selling a hand turn singer right near where I’m staying for the next 3 days…

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Thoroughly grossed out by the sensory descriptions in this book btw

#like that’s the point but also #I have been the same kind of crazy in my life before so it’s very upsetting #and the descriptions of what specific aspects of the house she remembers years layers and gags at #have me kind of on the verge of freaking the fuck out #because it’s making me think of the house where I was SA’d #and I had a weird dream/not quite nightmare about being stuck there last night too #Eileen #otessa moshfegh #currently reading