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Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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P.S. I just learned that old Maintenon kicked the bucket last night between four and five. It would have been a great good fortune if this had happened some thirty years ago.

Elizabeth Charlotte, writing to her sister Sophie on April 16th, 1719

#looooool #so i looked this up #i think this is actually from two different letters #and in the original french she said 'la vieille garce est crevée' #basically 'the old bitch is dead'

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#mmhmm

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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I like calm men. Men who don’t shout or break things when they’re mad. Men who tell you exactly how they feel. Men who communicate. Men who talk you in a gentle, low voice telling you what made them mad or what you did wrong, but never blame you and make you feel bad about it.

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2022 - A group of activists use parkour to turn off useless energy wasting shop signs in Montpellier, France. [video]

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

#i've fucked more dads than knee injuries have

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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”