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Angst

" you can't help me! "

" you can't protect any of them. "

" it's over. we won/lost. "

" you've never had to fight me. "

" it's too late. "

" you were chosen for a reason. "

" you do not turn against your family. "

" revenge won't bring peace for you. "

" don't get in my way. "

" i'm not what you think i am. "

" go! get out of here! run! "

" i'm not gonna let that happen. "

" i wouldn't do that if i were you. "

" don't you dare. "

" you have no idea what i'm capable of. "

" please don't do this. "

" you're gonna have to make me. "

" let go of me. "

" i'm just so tired of pretending everything's fine! "

" i told you. this could only ever end up in tears. "

" you don't have to be so... stoic, all the time. crying isn't a sign of weakness, you know. "

" you heartless ass! you won't even shed a tear now?! "

" you've got a little mascara stain... you wanna talk about it? "

" you never need to apologize to me. ever. and certainly not for crying... "

" i don't know how long i'll be able to protect you for, but i guarantee you, i'll only stop with my final breath. "

“ i’m going to protect you, now. because that’s what we do for the ones we love. we keep them safe. “

“ stay close. whatever you do, do not leave my side. “

" listen to me. i don't think i'll be able to buy you much time. and once i go out there, the clock starts. so the second you hear us fighting, i want you to run. as fast and as far as you can. "

“ why is it so difficult for you to believe that you deserve to be protected? “

" i knew you'd feel guilty; you do understand that i'd take a thousand wounds if it meant keeping you safe, don't you? "

" i swear to you. as long as i'm by your side, you'll never be harmed. "

" it's alright. they won't be hurting you again... "

" listen to me... i need to go back out there. but i promise you, i'll be right back. okay? all i want you to do is stay hidden, and i'll be back before you know it. "

" when i say run, i need you to do as i say and don't even think about me. "

" close your eyes, you don't need to see this. "

" when you love something, you protect it. "

" you shoot anyone who comes through that door who isn't me. "

" do everything that i say, and we might both live to tell the tale of this night. "

‘ you made the right choice here, buddy. ’

‘ you had your chance. ’

" get behind me... "

‘ it’s understandable, people get scared. ’

‘ don’t pass out on me. there’s still a lot for you to absorb. ’

‘ you think you’re so clever. ’ 

‘ we have always looked into chaos and called it god. ’

‘ love isn’t for everybody. ’

“We’re a team. You need to tell me about this sort of thing.”

“When you say your pain’s ‘4 out of 10′, that’s a normal person’s ‘8 out of 10′. We’re going to the hospital.”

“Where did you get that bruise?”

“Hey, why are you walking like that?”

“You’re slurring.”

“You’re in a bad mood. Are you in pain?”

“Did you dislocate a finger?”

❛ don’t act like you know me. ❜

“[Name], you’re bleeding.”

❛ destroy what is destroying you. ❜

❛ how is it that you’re never scared? ❜

❛ if i could be a different person, i promise you, i would be. ❜

❛ you got guts, i’ll give you that. ❜

 ❛ yeah, you keep on telling yourself that bullshit. ❜

 ❛ i’m fine. there’s nothing for you to worry about. ❜ 

 ❛ going home isn’t an option anymore. ❜

❛ you think you know me, but the truth is, you don’t. ❜

❛ we’re on our own now. ❜

❛ we’ll see each other again. ❜

❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜

❛ you’re the one good thing left in this world. ❜

❛ you always push people away. i just thought you’d never do it to me. ❜

❛ i know i have a heart because i can feel it breaking. ❜

❛ i wish i met you sooner. ❜

❛ you’re the first friend i ever had. ❜

❛ you’re as beautiful as the day i lost you. ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ i’m sorry that i can’t save you. ❜

❛ we won’t forget each other, right? ❜

❛ you’re a weapon, and weapons don’t weep. ❜

❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜

Fluff

❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜

❛  can i give you a hug?  ❜

❛  do you want to talk about it?  ❜

❛  i promise that everything will get better soon.  ❜

❛  it’s okay not to be okay.  ❜

❛  tell me what you need.  ❜

❛  i wish i had the right words, just know that i care.  ❜

❛  we all need a little help sometimes.  ❜

❛  shh ... it’s okay. you’re safe here now.  ❜

❛  how are you feeling?  ❜

❛  cry, yell, whatever ― i’m not gonna leave your side.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to pretend to be fine with me.  ❜

❛  i know this must be hard for you.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to go through this alone.  ❜

❛  i ... really don’t know what to say or do but i’ll try my best.  ❜

❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜

❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜

❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜

❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜

❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜

❛ you’re my family too. ❜

❛ you remembered? ❜

❛ pinky promise? ❜

❛ is that my shirt? ���

❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜

❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜

❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜

❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜

❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜

❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜

"i made a playlist for you, come sit and listen."

"i'm on my way, love." "

i'd shout it from the roof if i could."

"i love you more than i did yesterday."

"stay as long as you want.."

"i'm sad and i demand cuddles."

"good morning, sweetie"

"your hands are warm..."

“...” “...” “do you want to kiss?” “yeah.”

“would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest.” “honestly? yes. do i care? no.”

“i can’t get you out of my head.” “...thanks?”

“you’re cute.” “what?” “i said you look like a fruit.” “that doesn’t even make any sense.”

Randomized

“ i’m here for you, always will be. ”

“ i’m rooting for you. ”

“ i’ll protect you. ”

“ everything is going to be all right. ”

“ i came as soon as i heard — ”

“ please don't worry. ”

“ i'm not ever leaving you. ”

“ we'll make it together, i promise. ”

“ i won't let any danger even touch us. ”

“ we’re inseparable. till the end. ”

“ i'm promising you all of eternity. ”

“ it doesn't matter if you win or lose, you'll still be the best player i know. ”

“ we're going to be forever. ”

“ you matter. a lot. you matter so much to me. never think you don't. ”

“ we don't have to do this if you don't want to. ”

"Take a deep breath."

"This is going to hurt."

"You probably don't want to watch this."

"You can't keep it bottled up forever."

"Please don't cry."

"No one's looking."

"You ever gotten stitches before?"

"I'm not going to let anyone hurt you."

"You're a terrible liar."

"On the count of three, okay?"

"I think you owe them an apology."

"Do you know how to use a first aid kit?"

"so...if i liked you, i don't by the way, but if i did-"

"You're covered in blood, need to tell me something?"

“I don’t want to pry, but.. I want you to know I also want to listen, if you want someone to talk to.” 

“When is the last time you ate?”

“Well, pretend I’m not here. What would you say if nobody could hear it?” 

“[Name]?” 

“This is the third meal you’ve missed this week, are you okay?”

 “  being alive is exhausting.  ”

“  no one ever helped me when i needed it.  so,  i just.  try to do my best to keep others from feeling that kind of loneliness.  ”

❛  you’re like the family i wish i had.  ❜

❛  i trust you with my life.  ❜

❛  you’re more than just a friend to me. you’re family.  ❜

❛  you’re the closest thing to a brother / sister i have.  ❜

❛  come on, give me a hug.  ❜

❛  you’re my favorite person in the whole world.  ❜

❛  you’re acting like my mom.  ❜

❛  i’ve never been part of a group before.  ❜

❛  i seriously regret letting you move in with me.  ❜

❛  i couldn’t ask for a better friend.  ❜

❛  i wish we had grown up together.  ❜

❛  it feels like you’ve always been part of my life.  ❜

❛  this place is the closest thing to home i have.  ❜

❛  if you ask me, this whole ‘blood is thicker than water’ thing is nonsense.  ❜

❛  i want to grow old with you.  ❜

❛  i’ve finally found my people.  ❜

❛  i’m here fore you. today. tomorrow. every day for the rest of your life.  ❜

❛  if you need me, i’m just one call away.  ❜

“Sometimes people are just angry. They don’t have to be angry at you.”

“Maybe you should stop.”

“Drink some water. It has ice.”

“How long have you been sitting here?”

“Hey. [Name]? Look at me.” 

“Don’t touch me.”

“Will you walk me home?”

“No, it’s bad, but I’m. Like. I’m fine. Just give me like, ten minutes.”

“Sometimes I just ... do this. It’s fine.” 

“... Sorry. Say that again?”

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Bonus: all the assets

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(PLATONIC) Junker Queen, Cole Cassidy, and Sombra with a friend who’s abilities are like Medusa from Marvel

Love you stay safe <3

Ooo heck yeah!

Overwatch with friend who's like Medusa from Marvel

Junker Queen

She thinks your power is so freaking cool

She likes to touch your hair and thinks it feels so cool when it moves under her fingers

Also she's surprised by how long your hair is when it's calm

Cassidy

He's very interested when he sees you use your ability

He actually asks a lot of good questions about how your hair works

He's also accidentally gotten hit in the face by your hair before but he laughed it off with you

Sombra

She thinks your hair is fricking amazing!

She loves the story of Medusa so seeing your hair is just super cool

She's also pretty decent at styling hair if you ever want your hair in a different style

She'll also constantly talk about how much cooler your powers are than Reaper's (much to Reaper's annoyance)

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Spider-boy - Peter Parker x plus size reader

Summary: Sometimes Spiderman eats lunch with you and you always try to guess his name. (Tobey Maguire!Spiderman)

Part two can be found here.

A/N: It's a bit short but I really like this one! Tobey Maguire is very handsome and cute at the same time that's all I have to say.

“Good mornin’ Spider-boy.” You happily beam in albeit a sleepy voice as the aforementioned ‘Spider-boy’ lands on the low flat roof you currently sit on top of.

“Hey! How times do I have to tell you (y/n), I’m not a boy!” the web slinger laughs as he walks towards you, “Anyway it’s good afternoon.”

You peer down at your translucent green plastic watch that tells you is just gone noon. Damn it why is he always right! It still feels too early for your liking, you're only running on a couple hours of restless sleep since you were up at two in the morning, awoken by the city’s noise.

You blame whatever villain was running around last night for your lack of sleep, for whatever they were doing the city sounded like it was screaming with all the sirens going off. Most days, when you've hardly had any sleep, you normally complain to your web headed friend but considering he was out last night saving the city you say nothing.

You’d bet your bus money and the gift card in your wallet that under that mask of his he has deep dark circles around his eyes.

“Well good afternoon then… Ben???”

You hear him pause his step at the name but you don’t look up at him instead you dig into you backpack pulling out a plastic bag.

“Wrong again (y/n).” he sounds quiet for a moment, a moment that goes on too long for your liking so you make a piece offering.

“I made extra sandwiches, your favourite.”

You always make extra sandwiches, it’s a normal occurrence by now. Knowing that sometime in the week (you just don’t know which days) the web slinger will swing in and eat with you.

It’s a tradition by now, a habit if you will.

As you crane your head up to him you see he has already pulled up mask.

“Chips too?” he asks looking back at you, the white bug eyes staring into your soul, his eyes staying on you as he drops next to you.

Spiderman sits crossed legged next to you in utter comfort, his bony knee ever so slightly touching your plush thigh not so close that it would be considered intimate.

His body leaned towards you as you offer him you plastic box filled with food, crisps included.

“I got drinks too.”

With a growing smile you pass him a water bottle (an old one of yours with robots printed on the sides) and a juice box. Spiderman always drinks from the kid’s bottle that used to be yours (now his) but the orange juice box is an amusing surprise to the grown man.

“For me?” he points to himself.

“No-“ you joke taking back the drinks and putting them back into the plastic bag, “I’m just going to drink all this too myself.”

There’s a pause.

And then you both begin to laugh bellowing laughs that echo across the rooftops of Queens.

The drinks are passed back with no problem.

You totally don’t stare at him laughing happily nor do you overthink about the fact that when he laughs the notch in his chin and the lines in his face deepen showing his joy. You don’t even want to think about how his eyes are probably shut and creased from the laughing.

Oh no, if you were to even think about that you’d go all warm and shy and then you’d have to admit that you like the friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.

Your laugh dies down as you trace his features that aren’t hidden by his mask.

Everything from the pricks of stubble growing on his square jaw and the very distinct dimple on his chin; you know you could clock him if he was out of mask right away but alas you haven’t met anyone with such combination of handsome lower face features so all you can do is stare and imagine what he may look like above the mouth.

“Hello, earth to (y/n)!”

You snap your eyes back up to his rounded white mask eyes.

“…I also brought candy.” You say too quickly trying to deflect the longing gaze of the hero.

“We can share.” His voice is so soft and caring you just want to know who he is.

“We can share…?” you nudge him in the arm waiting for a witty come back or a joke trying to deflect your little name guessing game.

He leans down a bit, his mouth opening to speaking, a stutter of a noise coming out before he stops himself. He doesn’t look uncomfortable with your attempts to get his name, he never is, but you’ve never heard his falter on his words before.

Spiderman finally gets the word out he was trying to say and it isn’t a ‘no’ or ‘stop’ or even an annoyed repeat of your name.

“Peter-“ he’s so quiet, “-my name is Peter.”

Peter scoots closer, his leg fully pressed into your thick thigh.

A rush of pink travels up his neck as he looks away, the cocky Spiderman persona gone and the sweet Peter wanting to get closer to you staying.

He takes a sandwich and begins to eat, his lower face now fully flushed in what you’re hoping isn’t embarrassment but rather something like shyness.

“Peter.” You try out, “I like it a lot.”

And that’s all Peter needs because you’re the girl he likes and he can’t have you call him ‘Spider-boy’ forever.

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Quiet as a Cat, Sneaky as a Spider🕷 | Spider-Man No Way Home MASTERLIST

Contains spoilers for Spider-Man: No Way Home

Pairings: Tobey!Spider-Man x female!Reader /Black Cat (Romantic) , Andrew!Spider-Man (Platonic/flirtatious), Tom!Spider-Man (Platonic), Michele Jones-Watson (Platonic), Ned Leeds (Platonic). Dr. Otto Octavious (Platonic/Flirtatious).

Premise: Having been pulled into another universe where an alternate version of her once on-again/off-again lover and occasional nemesis/ally exists, Y/N L/N finds herself having to suit up again as her long retried anti-hero persona in order to help three SpiderMen face off against some familiar faces causing trouble in New York City.

Content Warnings: Fluff, Angst, spoilers for SMNWH, profanity, violence, implications of sex through innuendoes, flirtatious banter, references to past SA trauma, mentions of death. Slight nsfw in p.5

Black Cat theme from the Spider-Man PS4 game | original black cat comic suit | NWH suit (my interpretation) | My Pinterest Board | Spotify playlist

Note: For this series, it will be told in third person POV and although it is a reader insert it will be as though the reader is a version of Felicia Hardy/Black Cat from Tobey’s universe. I’ll also be taking inspiration from her in the Spider-Man game as well as her comic persona. Think of it like she is Tobey!Peter love interest instead of Mary Jane (although Mary Jane still plays her same role from Spider-Man because Peter doesn’t know Y/N is black cat till the events of Spider-Man 2). I plan to write both a prequel series and possibly a post NWH series so let me know if you’d like to be tagged in future works.

I do not own any characters from Marvel Comics, Marvel Studios and all affiliated with them. All rights belong to the owners and this is just fan-fiction for fans pleasure. This series contains MAJOR spoilers for Spider-Man No Way Home, so if you have not seen it then please do not read this yet.

Series Chapter List (Completed 💌):

Quiet As A Cat: On the hunt for multiversal beings that were pulled into his universe after a botched spell gone wrong, young Peter Parker falls into a game of cat & mouse when a woman in black with a grappling hook manages to escape his every move.

The Spiders Chit-Chat: While crafting the cures for the five villains, the three Peters get to talking which leads to the youngest of the bunch learning the identity of the mystery woman, and the oldest discovering why he hadn’t heard from a certain someone all day.

Sneaky As A Spider: The three Peters come face-to-face with the master escape artist donned in a new suit, who happens to have a very personal connection with the older Spider-Man in their group.

Trying To Do Better, Yet Brilliant But Lazy: The Spider-Men are up against the fight of their lives when former enemies from the past work together to destroy the ritual box needed to sent them back home. With a little help from two high school students, and a escape artist with a knack of bad luck behind her, familiar faces are reacquainted. Some for better, and some for worse.

3 Is The Magic Number: Goodbyes are hard, but necessary for the greater good. In an emotional conclusion to a day turned upside down, young Peter Peter makes a decision that alters his life forever. A life-long connection is born, and a certain cat has one last piece of advice not just for him, but the for Peter still haunted by his greatest mistake.

Extras & Outtakes

Lost In...New York?

The Heart Of The Spiders: Michele Jones had one important job, keep the ritual box safe and away from the multiversal villains. While the three Spider-Mans are off being the hero, MJ takes her chance to flee the lab in hopes of finding a safe place for the box when Ned fails to close the portal. They get separated in the school and to the teenagers surprise, she comes face-to-face with two other worldly visitors—who are quite familiar with Spider-Man themselves.

Series In Association

Family Of Cats & Spiders 🕷 🤍 | Sequel (completed 💌)

The Cat & Her Spider🕸 🌃 | Prequel (in progress 📝)

Collage made by me, pictures from Pinterest

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Tag list: @m-1234, @tsukishimawhore,

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meeting roomate! peter parker for the first time and u walk in to see this scrawny, extremely tall white boy with the messiest hair u have ever seen. he has run his fingers though it sooo many times cause he was very nervous to meet u. his glasses are slightly crooked, his watch is so vintage its nearly non usable, and hes wearing the most bisexual lil outfit known to man with his untied converse, baggy rolled jeans and lil white button up with a dark red sweater vest. yes- he has rolled the sleeves up to show off his arm veins. he blushes the second he sees you and scratches the back of his neck bc hes a nerd and all the boxes have “essentials” written on them but then his skateboard and cassette player is poking out. he has a cold, nearly black coffee on the table nearby, one sugar only. he reaches out his hand for you to shake like a literal dork and instead you just walk up and squeeze this poor man like ur life depends on it bc youre going to be living with him for god knows how long. he just pets ur head bc he needed the hug, but didnt know if you liked hugs or handshakes or even fist bumps

“is this weird that im hugging you”

“no. do u wanna make it weird”

“no, not really”

“okay so we wont make it weird. you smell really good by the way” *pets ur head*

so thats my late night thought. gnnn ily all<3

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Hi I am currently thinking about Calamari Inkantation feat. the Alterna Logs lore

So... if you don't know, Calamari Inkantation doesn't undo brainwashing like some of us have been lead to believe - rather, it's a song so full of hope or love or something that it inspires Octarians to leave everything they've ever known and escape to the surface. It inspires them to join the Inkling society.

And we don't know exactly what it's about, but with the Alterna Logs telling us that the need to see the sky is literally hardwired into their DNA... I have a theory.

Perhaps Callie and Marie were simply... singing about the sky. Or about the surface of Earth. And after Octarians like Marina heard that, their genetically induced desire to see the surface activates, and they'll do anything they can to see the surface.

Even if it means leaving everything behind; even if it means leaving everything you've ever known because of a pop song created by some random celebrities you've never heard of. It's written in their blood to love the sky they've never seen, so of course they're willing to abandon ship.

Marina saying "this changes everything" may turn this around a bit, but honestly, if a random song I heard activated a part of me I never knew existed, then I'd be shook too.

And this seems especially possible given the fact that Calamari Inkantation is described to be carved into the DNA of Inklings. You know what ELSE is carved into the DNA of Inklings? The desire to see the sky.

I dunno. It's a simple reason.

But it makes sense to me.

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marina heard a song that fucked so severely she shook out of the reins of a lifetime of propaganda and escaped the heavily militaristic society that she built her life as a child soldier around, and literally climbed a mountain.

and then fell in love with the first girl she saw

love wins <3

#she didnt even speak inkling #she met a lil rich emo soundcloud rapper and it was over #splatoon #pearlina #pearl and marina #off the hook

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Splatoon shop owners ranked on how likely they are to let me shoplift

Sheldon: I don't think he'd let me because he cares about his job too much. Most of the weapons are pretty big so I'd have to sneak out of the training room with one. I don't think he'd call the cops but he's also so tired of no one listening to him he would probably just stop me himself if I tried to ignore him when he told me to stop.

Annie: She'd notice but her social anxiety means she can't stop me. She wants to but has no idea how to approach the situation and ends up crying later. Easy to do because the fish can't stop me but I guess I might feel bad. She took her business online anyway so this can't happen anymore.

Crusty Sean: He's too much of a big brother type to let me get away with that. He'd very firmly tell me to put back the shoes but not in an overly aggressive way.

Jel(onzo/fonzo/la fleur): I put them together because I think the jelly's are a hive mind. Anyway the S3 guy has on sight security to shoot me on sight if I even look at the door while trying on a shirt.

Flow: depending on what it is she might just look the other way. Kids, y'know? Just don't make a habit of it. She's possibly on something. Very new age. She seems like she sells crystals. That's not even related I just wanted to say it.

Bisk: This guy kinda looks like a bro but in an obnoxious kinda unlikeable way. He's pretty cool though and so long as it's just some cheap slip-ons he probably wouldn't notice.

Gnarly Eddy: This dude is literally high as hell. You think he even knows I made a purchase? Absolutely would let me steal.

Mr. Coco: He would be very disappointed in me if I tried but also I think he would be supportive of my assumed financial situation. He'd offer me part time work or help my find a job elsewhere. He wouldn't let me shoplift because he wants to see me be my best self.

Harmony: Yes.

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Iso Padre: Team Chaos “It’s the flaws that make a thing beautiful. Someday you’ll see that too.” What drove the Padre to team Chaos? Could be that after so long traveling the same rails in the same car, he’s ready for something new, no matter what shape it takes.

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Cap’n Cuttlefish & Agent 3: Team Order “We’re on duty today, whether you like it or not. Can’t sleep while the enemy plots!” Agents 1 and 2 are generally busy with their own problems these days, so these guardians of order protect the denizens of Inkopolis from the shadows.

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Agent 4: Team Chaos Agent 4 is the type of squid who goes with the flow, even when the waters are raging. This silent squid values freedom and flexibility more than anything, and while it’s rumored that Agent 4 helped Marie save the world or whatever, I’m pretty sure that was mostly Marie’s idea.

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Agent 8: Team Order Even Octolings who’ve been freed by the Calamari Inkantation don’t lose their disciplined personalities. Agent 8 can’t sleep at night until every nearby weapon has been methodically cleaned and checked. In fact, I hear Sheldon might be looking to hire Eight to work at Ammo Knights.