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FREAKING IUT BUT WE STAY SILLY

so how we doing out there

#pedro pascal

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I keep trying to leave this fandom and he keeps showing up looking like this

LEAVE ME ALONE

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me: this has been a shonky terrible day and I’ve been feeling crap about stuff so I’m going to make a martini and maybe do some writing

*sees Materialists on-set photos*

me now:

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bisexual cinema is back

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Spoilers ahead

This interview is too funny

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fundamentally challengers slays because it checks all the boxes for making audiences universally obsessed:

1. it’s very Horny

2. it’s very Fruity

3. it has a kick-ass soundtrack

4. it has hot characters who don’t necessarily look like perfect barbie dolls but actually have peculiar and interesting features

5. sometimes you are a tennis ball being slammed repeatedly into a net by two sweaty men, which surely people will have very normal reactions about

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no, because when Tashi and Art were fighting in the hotel room and he wanted to know if he should retire tennis or not - when Tashi said something like, "who am i, jesus?" and Art replied,"yeah," i think a bit of me got ready to suck luca's dick.

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sorry not sorry but something reeks when y'all don't include tashi when it comes to art and patrick. world's first toxic polycule rep for what? lukewarm takes and exclusion???

#I knew this would happen. But even if I have to stop it single-handedly #I will not let it happen again. not again. this black woman will remain at the center of this film hell or high fucking water and you fandom #peeps shall not erase Tashi. not in front of my salad. no way.

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God, he's so fucking pathetic (i need him)

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MIKE FAIST as Art Donaldson in CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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I wanted to say that I’m looking forward to it. That I miss playing with you. Yeah? Well, I don’t miss playing with you, man. I’m too old for it.

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

#the way I’ve been late to both of these men is so criminal #I couldn’t stand Josh bc Charles #but omfg he is ACE #and Mike is just angelic #what a time to be a queer I MEAN ALIVE

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It was fantastic. WHAT A DAY AT THE THEATRE!

CHALLENGERS ACADEMY AWARD SWEEP NOW!

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And now Civil War. We shall seeeeeeee.

CHALLENGERS ACADEMY AWARD SWEEP NOW!

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CHALLENGERS ACADEMY AWARD SWEEP NOW!

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#OOF #American fiction

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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

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#get his ass

STRANGE WAY OF LIFE (2023) dir. Pedro Almodóvar