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average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

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the mods at @mcytblrsexymen are now trying to hide the fact that :) twt are rigging the vote for techno against scar.

remember now it's even more important to vote scar!

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the mods at @mcytblrsexymen are now trying to hide the fact that :) twt are rigging the vote for techno against scar.

remember now it's even more important to vote scar!

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When you are scared to ask for validation/don’t know how, here is a life hack that may sound weird, but I’ve found works for myself. 

Validate yourself. No, seriously. Validate yourself. Send yourself a message, write yourself a letter, whatever you need to do, do it. Tell yourself you are proud of yourself, that you love yourself. Do it. Tell yourself you see how hard you are trying, that you know how hard everything is right now, and you are so. fucking. proud. of yourself. Just do it. Do it and feel loved because you are. You are so very much loved, because you can love yourself, you need to love yourself. And guess what? I love you too. I don’t know you but I know you deserve love and so if you can’t love yourself right now then I will love you. 

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Funky swap au! Hunter the human and Lilith the raven lady :0

In which Lilith studies the human realm, and a random human kid follows her back to the boiling isles. She fucking despises him at first, and does everything she can to get rid of him, until she finds out he ran away from his abusive uncle and has nowhere else to go. She acts all tough and says he can stay with her until he finds somewhere else to stay, but she’s actually a big softie and he just never leaves.

She actually takes a liking to him and his eagerness to learn about magic, and finds his dedication to studying impressive. He ends up discovering glyph magic and Lilith totally nerds out, finding it super cool.

Lilith also doesn’t dye or straighten her hair in this au, it’s just a side effect of the curse.

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adhd eda headcanons because that's what's on my brain rn

specifically, she has adhd-ph (predominantly hyperactive/impulsive), but there are definitely some inattentive traits as well, which especially show as she gets older

was definitely one of those adhd kids whose neurodivergent traits were always labelled as "disruptive"

it's the main reason why she always pulled so many pranks and caused so much mischief, natch. she just wasn't being stimulated enough and when she'd try to do it in harmless ways, it was "disruptive" anyway so...

all of her elaborate pranks would always be results of stuff she daydreamed about in class

gwen realized early on that eda would chill out if she had something to do with her hands so she'd constantly buy her building sets (like the boiling isles equivalent of lego) and fidget toys

she'd bring the fidget toys to class and dumbass teachers kept taking them away until gwendolyn came storming into the school in Mama Bear Mode

when she didn't have anything to do with her hands, she'd often stim by picking at her fingernails until they broke off

she doodled the most random junk in boring classes just so she could have some stimulation and ended up actually becoming a great artist (not that she ever draws anymore)

the secret room of shortcuts was definitely created while in Hyperfixation Mode

she made the whole thing in one day and was surprised when she left the school to find that it was nighttime and lilith was standing outside the school crying thinking something bad had happened

her report card would consist of nothing but As in classes she really loved and Ds and Fs in ones she hated. no in between

she'd usually switch which kind of magic she'd study in the shortcut room on the fly once she learned a spell she specifically wanted to learn, but not long after she befriended/fell for rayne, she totally hyperfixated on bard magic for about two weeks

until the curse started to wear her energy down, this girl was Insomniac with a capital I. like, lilith was lucky that she was actually sleeping the night she cursed her because she was almost always doodling or watching something on the crystal ball because she was too amped up to sleep

falling asleep in class definitely wasn't a problem tho. she'd have done that even if she *wasn't* running on 2- hours of sleep every day

gifted kid burnout was strong with this one and later in her school years, she envied lilith's good grades and good work ethic even if she pretended not to care

the whole "used to be able to read entire novels in one sitting but now can't sit still or pay attention long enough to even read a full page" adhd trope is strong with her as well. see all those books on the bookshelf in her room? half of them she hasn't read since she was like ten at the oldest and the other half, she intended to read but never could get the drive to

and that is the reason why the audiobook is her favorite human invention

the curse sucking her energy was absolutely miserable for a while because she'd still have so much Brain Energy with no way to release it

the human realm as a whole was her longest lasting hyperfixation

luz, having been diagnosed with adhd for a long ass time, was the first to actually suggest that perhaps all of the above is adhd

"what the heck is adhd?"

"...everything you just described to me"

"...uh oh"

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Evil-Mart provides a vast array of tools and gadgets that is essential for the common villain-of-the-week. You work as a cashier there. Unfortunately all your coworkers mysteriously called in sick today, so you alone have to handle the long line of increasingly disgruntled customers.

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Why are you so awesome ♥️♥️

?? Woah hi? Tysm anon but I think you confused me with someone else 💙💚

#anon #????? #i think i know who this is but they shpuld BE ASLEEP ITA NIGHT TIME FOR YOU

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Whyyyy

???? Why what?

#anon #i check this blog like once a month what?

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Shimunia on Etsy

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Hi everyone, I created a Youtube channel where we will be uploading videos that might help with anxiety or for relaxing! If there are any sort videos that you would like to see let me know.

Follow my Channel HERE

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Thou Rose of all the Roses, Lawrence Alma-Tadema

#ART

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wtf is this rejection letter im crying

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