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birdbath?
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trinkets are the little food pellets
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When I steal things it's to feed the fish in my head
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Not difficult!! Not the sorta place with tight security.
How hard do you think it would be to break into a community ice rink after hours
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me when ur mean to me
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this is me. be nice and do this to me
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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
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I won't say if that's the cooler thing or not I am not the star boy.
theres a planetary alignment today. so watch out.
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Is this uh, Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus?
theres a planetary alignment today. so watch out.
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most people you eat on the street at night are gonna be on something, ur just modern
Who wants to drive me to a bar so I can accost a very drunk man and then drive me home
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good to know who I can give forbidden magic books to
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Just get good??? Get gud
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Driving ain't hard these days, they took the manual gears and shit in new cars. Just steal one and go :)
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