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unitedunionofdave · 9 months
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wrote so much penis and gay poetry today
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unitedunionofdave · 11 months
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i thought this was a fallout 3 url and i got excited but...
sorry bestie we're a bunch of homestucks. hope u find more fallout mutuals <3
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unitedunionofdave · 1 year
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when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away
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unitedunionofdave · 1 year
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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having internet friends is the same as having irl friends but backwards. when you first meet someone irl the first thing you see is your face, and the first thing you learn is their name. maybe you ask where they're from, what their family is like, what they like to do in their free time. you have to figure out if you want to be friends. but if you make friends over the internet, you already have a shared interest. you might learn each other's routines, timezones, different habits. but learning their real name is a big deal. face reveals are an even bigger deal. the things you usually first learn about someone are some of the last things you learn about someone you meet online. you're making friends, but backwards.
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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having internet friends is the same as having irl friends but backwards. when you first meet someone irl the first thing you see is your face, and the first thing you learn is their name. maybe you ask where they're from, what their family is like, what they like to do in their free time. you have to figure out if you want to be friends. but if you make friends over the internet, you already have a shared interest. you might learn each other's routines, timezones, different habits. but learning their real name is a big deal. face reveals are an even bigger deal. the things you usually first learn about someone are some of the last things you learn about someone you meet online. you're making friends, but backwards.
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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Shaved my head today
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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idk it just feels so good when you realize a fandom friend has become ur friend friend—y’know? like instead of only talking about ur common interest u start branching out and talking to each other about your lives, your other hobbies, and it’s even cooler to remain close if one or both of you lose interest in the fandom you met in. your bond, no longer dependent on the mutual love you had for some thing—now lies upon the kinship you’ve built. i think that’s beautiful
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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Feliz Jueves
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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I will kill God
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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vc jus lost its fuckign mind
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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me whenever i see a vegetable: oh my god that's from stardew valley
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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yall got legs?
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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what the HELL happened here
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unitedunionofdave · 2 years
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Phat Badoinks
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